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She/her

[smouldered]

yeah i wanna make you cum but i also gotta check in on that mental health and see how your day was ok like what u need to talk about?? u can tell me while i go down on u

[insanelysanee]

Energy >>>

[animalcrossingmemes]

[lizclimo]

[popepauljohn]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[mxnrique]

[howlpendraig]

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

[eye-co]

[frog-whisperer]

[thetrashchronicles]

[absolutecheezit]

[elethart]

Witches on a railroad adventure 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃☕

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

[lightweightkate]

I love these so much

[ruinedchildhood]

[toastbutteregg]

[crimethincingofawhitechristmas]

I Am A Transwoman. I Am In The Closet. I Am Not Coming Out.

this made me cry, so i have to share it. i can’t tell you how much of this feels like it was about my childhood.

“Some nights, always alone, I go out in stolen makeup and women’s clothes with an ID I found in a lost wallet. I never feel more male than on these nights”

[webinarfantastic]

this has been fucking me up for a minute

[limerentlink]

there is too much that i want to quote here and not enough to convince you that this will be one of, if not the, most important pieces you will read this year.

“I hate that the only effective response I can give to “boys are shit” is “well I’m not a boy.” I feel like I am selling out the boy in baseball pajamas that sat with me on the bed while I tried to figure out which one I was supposed to be, and the boys who I have met and loved from inside my boy suit—who believed they were talking to a boy. I feel like I am burning the history of the naked body that sits on the floor of my shower. The body that went to prom in a boxy tuxedo and coveted the gowns.”

[plaidos]

Everybody should mandatorily have to read this article before they claim to be an ally to trans women.

[beautyagegoodnesssize-deactivat]

I think this is essential reading. Not only for an insight into gender, but for insight into the limits we put on our empathy. And our judgement on who we think is allowed to tell their truth.

“Of course she couldn’t know my story, but my story is not what made true what I was saying.”

[memeuplift]

Which of these wholesome Memes are your Favourite? :) 

Follow @memeuplift for more wholesome memes

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[bestlols-deactivated20140726]

[bbycas-deactivated20190121]

pls tell me im not the only one

[bunjywunjy]

Do armadillos actually roll?

actually, the three-banded armadillo of south america is the only armadillo that actually rolls when in distress!

the larger and more common nine-banded armadillo of central and north america actually has too many bands in its shell to form a proper sphere, so what they do instead is... perform a three-foot vertical leap to startle an attacker and run like hell once they hit the ground, trusting their armor to protect them from attacks from the rear!

and for an animal completely covered in bone armor, they can sure pull a high rate of giddyup if they have to!

nyoom

[catyeahhh]

[unclefather]

That’s grape Soada

[shittymoviedetails]

Come at me