Help Me, Rhonda

[constelllatedd]

[bitchsandwich]

[thespoonmissioner]

♪ Harry Truman was a guy, America, Red China, all the countries, other people, everyone is fun ♪ ♪ Joe Mantegna, Ian McKellen, I have to buy a new toaster, this is awesome, you’re so stupid, jumping up and down ♪ ♪ Freddy Krueger, pots and pans, Oprah has a turtle farm, Peter Piper, peepee, poopy, daddy ate a squirrel ♪

[joe-strummer]

[ornithes]

[bean-spill]

That “dad bod” shit gets me so heated. I’m all for body positivity for everyone I support ur dad bods but the frustrating thing is ppl being like ya celebrate dad bods but still have these RIDICULOUS standards for women. it’s like those tv shows where the husband is average looking and the wife is like the hottest woman alive, that’s cool n all but it’s a recurring theme and it tells women that we have to put in 100x more effort into how we look bc it’s constantly scrutinized and never celebrated.

[rachaelogilvie]

~nailed it~

[erinisagoddess]

[4amskin]

Lying naked beside you in that tiny apartment, it suddenly hit me that I was part of this whole larger thing, just like our parents, and our parents’ parents. Before that I was just living my life like I knew everything, and suddenly this bright light hit me and woke me up. That light was you.

Her (2013)

[thebluthcompany]

[deathilarious-deactivated201807]

[notdeadyettoronto]

NEW TOHC

[deathilarious-deactivated201807]

[nocoolguys-deactivated20170519]

This is me doing the accolade while getting real excited that John Cena was on Raw.

[rachaelogilvie]

This is my friend beating up my boyfriend before my very eyes.

[joannus]

[gracefulswansofnever]

these are their stories

[becausetonightweareinfinite]

[nocoolguys-deactivated20170519]

Hustle. Loyalty. Respect.

[nocoolguys-deactivated20170519]

Yo honestly, Fuck Roman Reigns

[nocoolguys-deactivated20170519]

^^^