Rachel Taylor

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[julian2006]

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[thebeautyofbecoming]

[diananock]

Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.

[lauraannegilman]

weirdly, or maybe not-weirdly, photos like this fill me with hope.

Because no matter how much we stamp our feet and insist on being All-Important, maybe we’re actually not so much, and after we take ourselves off the game board in a huff of indignation, Life will barely notice we were there. 

[runawaybridetobe]

[bloodwits]

me after watching two episodes of you

[sinceriar]

[rachelanntaylor]

Is "The Good Place" Real?

Let's be honest, we're all going to the bad place. Greetings! (Please hit that red subscribe button & bell) WHO AM I? Daydreaming teacher, Mother to a ball p...

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[mst3kkeith]

It’s funny how some people don’t realize like. When I was in elementary school every year we had “intruder” drills. They were always kinda spooky but I never thought anything of it when I was a kid. The teacher would turn the light off and lock the room doors and we’d all have to quietly hide under desks until the intercom announced it was over. Sometimes there’d be someone walking around and trying the doors to the classrooms to make sure they were locked. Never seemed strange to me as a kid, but talking with my canadian spouse they look mortified

[heronfem]

It’s wild how much of life in the US revolves around the unending threat of murder and violence. And by wild I mean a nightmare.

[rachelanntaylor]

New video 

[aw1998monsters]

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

being an ant would fucking suck. there’s an animal called an anteater, that’s not even like a nickname.

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[meanplastic]

[superpagangirl]

[clubclitoris]

[scottishstraight]

She’s perfect!

[bassets]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[unclefather]

She is the true lgtb icon