That's business, baby.

[sushie]

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

[alecvolturi]

New Moon au where after the cullens leave Bella just.....moves into their house. It’s hers now. What are they gonna do about it? Come back? Good. That’s the POINT! Checkmate, fuckers.

[alecvolturi]

They cullens get a bill for their utilities from their house in Washington and are confused bc they’re not there so why???? Is the bill like this???

Bella leaves everything on all the time.

[alecvolturi]

The heat? Cranked.

The lights? ON

Hotel? The Cullen residence in Washington

[cullensboyfriend-deactivated202]

bella runs a bed and breakfast out of the cullens residence

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

[justsomeantifas]

[ogrishpuntocom]

-“mommy, the kids at school are mean to me!”

-“OH, WHAT, ARE U #TRIGGERED???, LIFE ISNT UR #SAFE SPACE LMAO”

Stay away from children for the rest of your lives please

[thinster13]

The people who hate this are probably the ones traumatizing their children

[lesbiangender-deactivated201908]

this is a show for 3 - 6 year olds what is WRONG with these monsters???

[lesbiangender-deactivated201908]

Fun fact, sesame street was created to fill the gap in education for children whose families could not afford to send them to preschool. Sesame street taught basic math and phonics as well as interpersonal skills so that children below the poverty line weren’t starting elementary school behind their more privileged classmates.

Here sesame street is trying to fill a gap where supportive adults should be. Where there should be a teacher or a family member or a counselor to help, for whatever reason, there isn’t, so Sesame Street is stepping in.

This breed of person has always hated Sesame Street. They hated it for showing black and white children playing together. They hated it for giving children of color the head start that rich white families were paying for. They hated it for Bert and Ernie for showing two MEN who LIVED TOGETHER, for the married black nurse who lived on sesame street when it was first released, and for them explaining death. I feel like there was a pregnancy at some point in its early days and they would have REALLY hated that.

These days they don’t (usually) say “I’m not letting my kid watch anything with black kids in it” but they sure throw a tantrum in the youtube comments when Sesame Street DARES to show an autistic girl playing with non-autistic children and being treated like shes anyone else. They lose their shit when Sesame Street has to explain incarceration to 5 year olds. And the muppet in south africa with HIV? Hoo boy.

They hate everything Sesame Street stands for and tries to provide. They always have. We just have to ignore them and keep supporting the show. Or tell them to shut the fuck up and keep supporting the show. Either way Sesame Street will outlive them.

[reverseracism]

Sesame Street will outlive them.

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsquirrel]

I just wanted to remind people that sesame street and all PBS education shows are crowd funded, that’s how they get away with doing what they think is best for kids, not what makes money for sponsors. Wild krratts, Mr Rogers, electric company, Clifford, all those were paid for with donations from everyday people. And boy do they need help now. The government programs that Mr Rogers fought to keep have all been dissolved. If you can spare any, they are trying to make their year end budget right now, which will determine what shows they can order next year. I could never afford to help when my son was little, but now I can, so I’ll be paying it forward for other little kids like some did for mine and for me when I was a kids. Support your local public stations.

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

Yall are like “I’m baby I’m baby” because you can’t control your sensitivity and emotions due to bad habits you developed during your teens on bpd tumblr and then see an actual baby crying in the theater while you’re watching frozen 2 because you kin elsa to cope and suddenly yall don’t like babies anymore? ok googoo gaga

[cherieu]

Omg

[calamity-cain]

Of course we can’t handle distressed babies because we ARE the distressed babies and we need adults

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

You’re not a distressed baby you’re an adult who writes incest fanfiction

[reallycoolsoup]

Tumblr really has the best PvP of any social media

[thecarolinitiative]

incels are at it again

[satyriconmp3]

#marvel dudebros are the fucking worst

[shiny-bonsly]

it’s 2019 people aren’t bullying you because you like ironman, they’re bullying you because you have a superiority complex and don’t shower

[im-leaving-this-blog-now-bye-de]

stan lee: most of our iron man comic readers back in the 60s were female and we receieved countless fanmail from so many women about how much they loved the character

dudebros: comic books were invented for MEN and we got OSTRACISED and called DORKS by WOMEN who HATED comics for DECADES!!

[spaceshipoftheseus]

for GENERATIONS

this just in, the eighties lasted for generations

[commander-ledi]

Giving a bj to a goth is just *gets on knees, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his b-*

kjhgkhgfk

[corpish]

You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

[puthy]

Dom bottom:

[elreyputo]

Her pussy lips fat

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

The SJWs poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!

[facegroper]

they did all that?

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

No… But are we going to wait around until they do??  

[facegroper]

WE….. THE FANDOMS….. CAN STOP THEM

[allystruggles]

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

[biwesley-blog]

[anxietyproblem]

[tateratots]

look at them

[elasticitymudflap]

reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ruinedchildhood]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[supremelordoveralldinosaurs]

[l3reezey]

Do not for the love of god group me in with these children that think this phrase is okay. As a millennial I personally think the phrase is immature and shows that younger people today don’t like being told they are wrong or when a person older than them doesn’t listen to them. Go fight in the war or live through the depression than come back and cry to me about how older people don’t listen to you. Maybe it’s for this reason.

[iwantyourflannels]

ok boomer

[plagued-by-visions]

Ok boomer

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Ok boomer

[time-lady-in-a-fez]

Ok boomer

[hongjoongpresent]

Ok boomer

[youneedjesus01]

ok boomer

[prettyaroace]

ok boomer

[dumortain-adam]

ok boomer

[octav0h-deactivated20251019]

ok boomer

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Ok boomer

[attackpunk]

Ok boomer

[bones80q3]

Ok boomer

[lesbianparamores-deactivated202]

Ok boomer

[geeek-o]

ok boomer