[scared-aquarius]

signs as decades

Aries 1970s

Taurus 1940s

Gemini 2000s

Cancer 1920s

Leo 2010s

Virgo 1900s

Libra 1960s

Scorpio 1990s

Sagittarius 1980s

Capricorn 1930s

Aquarius 1910s

Pisces 1950s

[generalthirstclub]

there should be a plague inc fandom

[generalthirstclub]

devolving a symptom that mutated on its own

[generalthirstclub]

[generalthirstclub]

“there are no healthy people left on earth”

[operaghostcam]

[vivaciousarcanist]

when greenland closes their portsbefore you can infect them:

[rickmvx-deactivated20150128]

[sntg]

i think about this video a lot

[harperandmary]

Wtf is going on

[no-chill-at-all]

[mockingburb]

Hey y’all film crew member here. For those of you asking, they’re running like that to stay out of the shot.  For us crew we TRY OUR HARDEST TO NOT GET FILMED. IT’S IMPORTANT. It’s like playing the floor is lava but with a side of “you’re fired” if you lose too many times.  We’ll do anythING to not be seen. Duck around corners, dive under tables, jump in the bushes, assume fetal position on the floor, climb trees, get in the robot, hide in the trojan horse, become a vampire, you fuckin name it.  My fav game while watching a movie is “guess where the crew is hiding in this shot” it’s great fun you should try it.  The only problem in this particular shot is there is nowhere to hide except behind the camera which IS MOVING REALLY FAST.  Why they didn’t just leave the room I have no idea. it could be any number of reasons. Time, lack of proper equipment, need to supervise/direct, etc.  The real question is how the hell did Gaga not fucking lose it seeing a herd of film nerds scamper desperately in circles behind the camera

[phdbff]

Omg @edenfenixblogs this is fascinating!!

[minkstooth]

My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is. This knowledge is a great burden.

[silverhawk]

imagine this.

youre at the doctors and theyre replacing your leg hair. they tell you the carrot red hair was “gifted by a generous donor” and youre so happy.

you go out to the waiting room to see your family and firestar from warrior cats is there.

“firestar i got new leg hair” you say before firestar fully steps from the shadows

“i know!” he meoweled cheerfully. “who did u think donated it?”

[rachelsm4sh]

@sergeantbabyface

[curlicuecal]

so I’ve been having fun playing with ConceptNet, a semantic network designed to help computers understand language.

Here’s what the robots have figured out about cats:

[hobgoblinhero]

I read all of this in a Russian accent and it fits

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is an extremely good website, thanks

[jesterscenter]

does anyone else wish they could wake up and find this at the edge of the bed, and he starts crawling towards you like that. and he just starts taking control of you. and he just gets his way with you.

this is the cause of my sexual frustration. why does he have to be so sexy.

[pissvortex]

[egberts]

If it makes you feel any better, I accidentally messaged my crush on a Gordon Ramsay rp account

you… you role play gordon ramsay?

[melonmemes]

Original content

[cuckaine-deactivated20180603]

[strangesigils]

I don’t really know what people generally call this method of sigil making, so I’m just calling it “Letter Shaping” because you’re using the basic shapes from certain letters. This is the most common form of sigil making, and it allows the most creative influence. As you see above the sigils are for nearly the same thing, yet the sigils came out completely different. Not because the purpose was different, but because I approached them both a different creative way, and that’s what I like so much about this method. There’s a lot of freedom and personalization involved.

(UPDATE: Here’s a link to a guide on how to deconstruct letters down to basic shapes)

[randomcartoonbro]

@egyptian-pearl-witch

[chongoblog]

[g-4f-te4-zv6-r-g0-e1il-h-eg-jf2]

I am going to break you into four pieces like a fucking kit kat

[aelfsi]

MAPLE’S PUPPER DUMP ALL OF MY DOG TRAY FILES

These tray files have been HIGHLY requested by many people and I’m just now finally getting around to it because S4TI is a FREAKING lifesaver and makes it so much easier to upload tray files so HERE YOU GO!

I hope you enjoy!

Pitbulls (Floppy & Cropped)

Rottweiler

English Bulldog

Shiba Inu (Large)

Chihuahua

Doberman

French Bulldog

Husky

German Shepard

Pugs (Black & Cream)

🍁 Download: SFS (no ads) 🍁 Origin ID: TS4Maple

[duskdragonxiii]

Me whenever im sick: save me osmosis jones you sexy little microscopic blue bitch

[regularlesbian]

me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse* barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted me, hoarsely: this is flour

[wackd-archive]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀 what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a thing ? i miss it tho. i miss Numa Numa

[jewelist]

self care is eating rice

[jewelist]

[skatingpancakes]