Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus.

Sporadic snapshots of my mindset

[heatsnout]

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

[ukulelerapboy-deactivated201601]

some of my favorite tags:

[ukulelerapboy-deactivated201601]

some more gems:

[midwest-lavender]

this post just gets better and better

[thecompanionsdoctor]

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS NINE IN THE AFTERNOON

[tethmos-deactivated20180313]

My 14-year-old self is cackling rn

[ash-ofpallet]

[skate-high]

[johnnysboots]

Helena Bonham Carter photographed by George Rose in 1989

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

not to scare you but you’ve already been in a unisex bathroom before. look out…there might even be one………in your own home…………

[sleep-broken]

[bl-ossomed]

I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hair

One time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over and gave me a leaf to make me feel better.

amazing

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[shadycatz-deactivated20151117]

Amazing

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

Drunk boys: will gather into a huge pack and harass people passing by.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[thedevoteddemon]

this is a nice post

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[iguanamouth]

[speaknow]

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

how come your lips dont touch when you say touch but they touch when you say separate 

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

[yo-she-bitch]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[igglooaustralia]

[findingwordsforthoughts]

no one ever taught me how to apologise to my own body. how do i make amends with someone i spent half my lifetime trying to break?

marina v., how do you forgive and forget with yourself? (via findingwordsforthoughts)

[gatsbyadventures]

[d0gbl0g]

buddy nuggets

[eightbitwave]

Beard culture is corny as fuck you know when you see a dude with a beard and a plaid shirt and timberland combo he’s going to talk some boring shit about being a barista and how he can hear the coffee beans speak to him

[shieldmaidenofvalhalla-deactiva]

Tbh

[sallabellaella]