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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
art blog(derogatory)
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pixel skylines
NASA
Discoholic 🪩
KIROKAZE
Keni
One Nice Bug Per Day
EXPECTATIONS
Fai_Ryy
bliss lane
Monterey Bay Aquarium
The Bowery Presents
Cosmic Funnies
RMH
shark vs the universe
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@racrangerumbleincorrectquotes
Chip: We need to distract Sprocket and Widget for a bit.
Celeste: Got it.
Celeste: (walking up to Sprocket and Widget) Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Sprocket and Widget: (immediately start loudly arguing)
Chip: What the fuck?
Celeste: These bitches will argue over anything. You just need to give them a topic.
Sprocket: Yes, we make a lot of stupid decisions that constantly put us in completely unnecessary danger…
Ratchet: …… But?
Sprocket: No, that was it.
Mopz: What’s something that you probably should be ashamed of, but you’re not?
Ann: The first time Celeste kissed me, I said ‘Hot Diggity Dog’ out loud.
Ann: It was me honest reaction at the time, and I stand by it.
Sprocket: (internally) Wait, holy shit, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.
Sprocket: Do you know what they call a famous turtle? A shellebrity.
Widget: (cracks up) That’s really funny!
Sprocket: (internally) Okay, that’s not a fair test. That joke is hilarious.
Celeste: Weird, why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Grimshot: It’s not smirking at anyone, Celeste. They just imagined it.
Celeste: All of the Lombaxes saw that statue smirking. How do you explain that?
Grimshot: (points at Mopz) Sleep deprivation. (points at Widget) General anxiety and paranoia. (points at Sprocket) Delusional personality disorder.
Widget: You lying, cheating, sack of shit!!
Sprocket: Oh yeah?! You're the idiot who thinks she can get away with anything!! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!
Widget: (on the verge of tears) I'm leaving!! And I'm taking Sparky with me!!
Mopz: (putting away the Monopoly board) We're gonna stop playing now.
Chip: Ann made me call people and tell them she was dead to see how they'd react.
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Ann: (whispering) Is she crying? Is she crying?
Chip: (on the phone, whispering back) A little...
Ann: (snatching the phone) You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch!!
Ann: (handing the phone back to Chip) Now call my other grandmother.
Ratchet: ……. Sparky, why are you on fire?
Sparky: Honestly, that’s just kinda how my day’s been going.
Widget: My girlfriend is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. "Your hot bread is done" she says to me. Disgusting.
Celeste: I don't say that. "Hot" would imply it's been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds. “Your lightly warmed bread is done" is what I tell you.
Celeste: One of these days, I'm not even gonna put it in the toaster. I'm just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you'll be like “Wow, this is perfectly done".
Widget: "Thank you so much for warming up my bread for me, babe. I'm so glad we're dating. I love you" I say every time your mean little ass makes toast for me.
Celeste: We need to get past this locked door.
Sparky: Sprocket, give me your credit card.
Sprocket: (hands it to him)
Sparky: (pockets it) Thanks. Now then… (throws a brick through the window)
(During a Ranger meeting...)
Ratchet: Where is Sprocket?
Rivet: I ran into him on the way here. He said he needed to make 'preparations’.
Ratchet: Oh no...
Sprocket: (muffled from behind the door) What do you mean you forgot the song? No, y'kno- Screw it, screw it! Just take my phone and hit random. No, just hit random. Okay, three, two, one...
(Sprocket smashes through the door while Mopz holds up his phone blasting music)
Phone: I'M A BITCH, I'M A LOVER, I'M A CHILD, I'M A MOTHER, I'M A SINNER, I'M A SAI-
Sprocket: Yeah, okay, turn it off, turn it off. It didn't work. It did not work.
Nefarious: (holding Chip by the throat) Take one more step and he dies!!
Chip: A-Actually, Dr Nefarious, sir? I’ve been experimenting with they/them pronouns…
Nefarious: Oh, my apologies.
Chip: It’s quite alright, carry on.
Nefarious: Take one more step and they die!!
Ann: (running out of the kitchen, screaming) Th-There’s a bug!! Someone go kill it!!
Sprocket: Aw, is the badass pirate afraid of a little beetle?
Ann: You go kill it, then!!
Sprocket: Pfft. (goes into the kitchen… only to run out screaming, jumping into Ann’s arms) The fucker flies?!
Widget: (sighing, rolling up a magazine) Everybody masc ‘til the roach starts flying…
