gonna fuk ur hot older brother

call me raccoon ftm pan stoner 18☮️🍃 🔞 nothing to see here 🔞 this is like, half a kink blog half a shitpost blog, i don’t even know what you’ll find here

[radacted-raccoon]

i guess i should make an actual intro post

okay, i know you’re only here because 1. you’re horny or 2. we have the same kind of humor so we should be besties. anyways, hey call me ike or raccoon, i’m a pre everything trans guy, i use he/him, im pan and a switch (service top/sub bottom)

(also i like to write fan fiction type stuff with my own complex little characters but i don’t post any of it and have been thinking i should. thoughts?)

into: teasing, overstim, edging, voice kink, forcemasc, t4t, heavy praise, weed intox, inspection kink, light cnc, anal, thigh riding, humiliation, light pet play (kitty boy ;P), orgasm control/denial, worship(me), dry humping, somno

neutral: light knife play, light bondage, fauxcest, voyeur, prey and predator

limits: age play, scat, feeder, food play, incest, feet, diapers, detrans, misgendering, feminization

posts written by me will be tagged #written by me

i live in the smoldering dumpster fire that is the u s of a, if that matters

spamming and asks are welcome just know that i am very awkward

i also repost a lot of fandom stuff and other dumb shit so there’s that

idk what else to say so this’ll probably get updated

[mackonfire]

“Bro” with the intention of sucking your dick

[angelwfangss]

god forbid i a trans man wants a cis boyfriend who isnt horrible or a chaser 💔 mann

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[bittersweetsadboi]

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

[gallileawinds]

oh my god

[tollhousecookiedough-deactivate]

I HAVE BEEN GETTING THIS TEXT REGULARLY FOR WEEKS

HOLY SHIT THANK GOD I DIDN’T

[imagine-that-one-thing]

I’ve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!

[thefartshart]

oh yeahhhh, I saw that on snapchat. it’s been freakin’ EVERYWHERE lately. i haven’t been getting the text, luckily, but im still extremely cautious about it. shit’s scary.

not just girls, but boys and other genders have to be careful as well. this could happen to anyone. please be safe, my friends <3

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

FOR ALL THE YOUNGER PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW. YOU GUYS ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THIS. BUT JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME WHO MIGHT NOT. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU NOT SMART, PERHAPS JUST LESS INFORMED. 

DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DON’T CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION. 

IF YOU’RE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDN’T DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN. 

ALSO SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS

[67-chevy-baby]

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!! REPOST THIS TO SAVE A LIFE!!

[twiixr4kidz]

!!!!!!!!!

[xxbensoloxx-deactivated20210430]

PLEASE REBLOG! THIS IS VERY SERIOUS!!

[fard-man-deactivated20211120]

uh no im not allowing sex trafficking imma just reblog thisss- 

[bunnypawws]

!!!! Reblog !!!!

[glowinthedarkjello-deactivated2]

RE-FOKIN-BLOG MATE

[solisitude]

Stop whatever the fuck you’re doing and 

REBLOG

[downins]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[incorrectlycorrectfun]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

DON’T GIVE ANOTHER THOUGHT AND JUST REBLOG THIS RIGHT NOW

[wandamaximoffbae-deactivated202]

I DONT CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS, REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[s0le-surv1v0r]

REBLOG!!

[hadu-world-100-deactivated20220]

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!!! REBLOG THIS! YOU COULD SAVE A LIFE!!

[alexglitches]

REBLOGGG

[bernkastel11]

I’M SORRY IF I BOTHERED YOU BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!

@zuffer-weird-girl @lotusxcharms @honey-ryuu-clover @clanlessrebel @nanamisflowerfield @trappola-caramel @kitty-is-chilling

Tag your friends for more awareness!!!!

[why-am-i-here-someone-save-me]

no think. just clicking reblog. -Luci, probably

[magickdesign]

Oh we’re reblolgging? Is that what we’re doing? Okie!

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

[amingethia]

Sorry to bring this back but I just got a text like that today so. Protecting others means informing them.

[local-lily-pad-reblogs-deactiva]

all my mutuals please reblog this

[foxy-not-pirate]

@one-time-i-dreamt @a-hobit @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @owl-house-incorrectly

Every big-ish blog I’ve ever interacted with, help, please!

[queerkingdom69]

REBLOGGING

[sundove88]

Reblogging the heck outta this!!

[thehyperrequiem]

THEY ARE NOT TAKING ME ALIVE!!!

[thebutterflyoficeandwisteria-de]

EVERYONE REBLOG THIS FOR WHAT EVER IS OUT THERE’S SAKE

NOW

[jeanosthecatperson-deactivated2]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS

[jeanosthecatperson-deactivated2]

@everydaygremlin @viv-bot-420 @thebutterflyoficeandwisteria

@ruminoceda @drowninnoodles @galacticmaham @yes-the-bs @avethepigeon @thenocturnenarrator

I’m so sorry this is the only people I could think of stay safe everyone!!!! please

[drowninnoodles]

What the fuck guys

Please reblog this

[worstutfanonthingpoll]

REBLOGGING

[gakriele-lvs-blog]

Obligatory reblog! @imhumanguysiswear @childlikegoblinqueen @teaontoasty @spinaroos-47 @smokestarrules Sorry if this bothers you but I do know someone who has received these messages so it better not to take any chances!

[huggingstuffiesandcrying]

@seven-rats-in-a-trenchcoat @hyperdragonthings @infinite-survivor-choco @nintendoneko64 @dib-thing-wannabe @ducky-died-inside @rosiroleplays @hate-not-wanting-a-name @wouldvecouldveshouldvesaidno @trashbins-stuff @koala2055 @lordfreg @thegremlinunderyourbedhehe @possibly-a-table-or-just-gay @skeezpyuff @genderlessjacky @din0s-in-space @waytoobsessed @stupid-wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisdom @i-may-be-an-emu @theo-is-anxious @kestrel-wish @mexican-coke-wannabe and literally every other human on this site, please reblog

[snowysadnesss]

@knightish-knight @turtle-babe83 @pommigranite @yumeyleo @leosmasktails @raphaelthebigbrother @white-demilo @bucket-of-nickels @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechair

[hanaskifanta]

THIS IS VERY VERY SERIOUS PLEASE JUST REBLOOOOOGG!!!!!!!!!!!

[cult-of-the-lamb-fan]

OH MY GOD HAIKU BOT SHOULD REBLOG

[iilmunchkiin-deactivated2025112]

REBLOGGING.

[rosalinastan1]

GUYS.REBLOG REBLOG.

[mrsoftthoughts]

@ebony-reine-vibes

[sprout-lmao]

@sillylunaa @yuri-the-boxfox @misty-sees-you

[havetohaveuxx]

THIS IS FUCKING MESSED UP. REBLOG IT IF YOU CAN!! THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT!! EVEN IF YOU’RE A MINOR HERE!! WE NEED EVERYONE HERE SAFE

[cats-and-books-4-me]

Reblog? Alrighty then!

[cheesuschristman]

FRICKING REBLOG

[olliethefurry]

@non-tyrannical-usa REBLOG WHTH THE LIST

[dovefangs]

@skelpiescool @scooburst @blooming-skeleton @caretaleandotherstuff @m-1-l-0

[ravens-art-nest]

@thatonedemonchild @autisticartistcat @acemakesart69

[radacted-raccoon]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[mabe1pines]

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

[valla-chan]

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

[glyxiebear]

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

[nonbinarydave-archived]

This is cathartic

[bogleech]

People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.

The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.

[randomchild20-deactivated202408]

Seeing tr*mp just get fucking decked instantly made my night better

[croppedandchopped]

Forcemasc but make it 80s alt, long messy black hair, tattoos over top surgery scars, clothes that haven't been changed in days, too busy smoking and messing around with the band to care about appearances. Give me crusty black eyeliner and band tees with cut off sleeves to show of the work that's been put in at the gym

[forcemasculinisation]

[angelfatigue]

can we normalize guys wearing crop tops please? happy trails can’t make anyone happy if they aren’t visible.

[fishboykissesboys]

something something body worship something something being treated like i'm worth being valued and cherished

[apjvff]

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[fairycosmos]

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

[fairycosmos]

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

[klappersacks]

(via File Photo)

[mudwerks]

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

Tasty obelisk fries..

[memewhore]

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

[gingerhaze]

“It’s digestible”

[rhea314]

“It’s digestible” is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who haven’t researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:

The first-edition of The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, “Vegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestible”[4] Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that “Its digestible” and “Crisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.”  Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the book’s index.  Discussions of the shortening’s use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: “The lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.”[5]  In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s.  Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco.  Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th century.

from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html

The more you know! :D

[nianeyna]

I have learned a new thing today.

[soupwife]

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

[nianeyna]

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

[dancinbutterfly]

but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!

Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.

[mr-elementle]

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

[papapastoral]

And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes

[elf7knight]

This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.

It’s a net profit of information. 12/10 post

[transcyberism]

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

[virtualgirladvance]

⚠️ Warning: Super gay thing ⚠️

You 🫵

[linguisticparadox]