swishes my big fluffy fucking tail

they/it/fae, also you just lost the game hehehe. I really like krusie, possibly kris kin but im confused about that rn so idk tbh

[dovefangs]

good morning, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight :)

credits for the blinkies that of which I know the creators of (please tell me if u know them! got lots of these from just finding people's pinned posts lol):

ragapom blinkie is by @/blinkees

krusie blinkie is by @/halloweencatsart

jade winglet blinkie is by @/toadslug I think

and here's the original pinned post if you need my old link list!!

hii! I collect cool names I see so you may call me Ryn/Kris/Deer/Dove :3 I'm vaguely genderless and I also kind of don't care about labels even if I try to but when people ask I say I'm a nonbinary lesbian 'cause I'm outside the binary and I like girls lmao

also alterhuman hhhhhh here's my. long ass fucking list. (lynx, rabbit, white-tailed deer, crow, dog generally, either sheep or goat but I can't tell tbh, maybe pigeon, dragonkin, angelkin, dunno if this counts but probably kris dreemurr kin)

pronouns and names thing?

I can vaguely play the piano + guitar and I collect many things. like. rocks and soda can tabs mainly

I also have memory issues i think as a warning . please xont be mad if I cant remember a lot of things

another warning, im probably very annoying about exorsexism and I post about it a lot. fuck exorsexists

Here's a few of my many sideblogs, or at least the ones I actually use. I have so many it's not even funny

@spamton-detector (detector)

@moonfurred (alterhuman blog)

@harke-and-lunet (OC stuff) @uncensoring-words-in-posts (what it says on the tin)

@ragatha-detector (detector)

@stupid-instagram-comments (what it says on the tin)

@greentheflower (roleplay blog)

@titan-kris-au (au thing I'm working on again!!!)

@kris-detector (detector)

@kris-dreemurr-1225 (roleplay blog, pretty please interact w/ this one,,)

DNIs don't work so I block freely. If you happen to be reading this, I don't give a flying fuck about what you ship but just do it away from me, like dont bring up darkships in asks or when interactig w/ me please

If you're not a mutual and you talk about tadc a lot positively I also may block you depending on my mood (unless its about ragatha or gangle, they def deserved better and they're epic)

Relating to ships, I don't call myself proship because people assume it means "people into incest" (which is wrong. Y'all don't know what you're talking about) but I will say people can ship what they want as long as they don't try to justify its real counterpart. Same with fanfiction

other socials,,

Instagram - kris.dreemurr1225 (old one is deer.feathers)

YouTube (I don't post there either but still) - kriisdreemurr

Wattpad (sorry) - asri3l_dreemurr

Pinterest - ilovekrusie

Scratch - new acc is neverending-night

tumblr alt - @YouTry2ReplaceUrself

ao3 - deerfeathers

artfight - krisdreemurr1225

spacehey - krismas1225

toyhouse - krismas1225

tags and stuff :3 started using these pretty recently (as of june 9 2026) but oh well

#ryn says stuff - my posts n stuff I dunno

#🎹 - stuff I'm yoinking for my fics, also writing tips, generally just writing related things in case I need them

#🍂 - art tip stuff

#🪽 - my art :3

#🦌 - vents/angry rants/mom related things cuz she fucking sucks and I hate her

#🎼 - fav

#🍎 - asks :D

#pronoun chicken - I miss pronoun chicken. starts violently sobbing. collapses on tje floor. pronoun chicken.... sob.... pronoun . chicken .. uugh... ooough... pronoun . sobs

links I am collecting. you can choose to ignore this, or don't, u can do what u want forever

post of entertaining and/or concerning comments in comment sections I found, mostly instagram (made a blog for this)

weird dream post

neurodivergent hacks I will use

thing

thing 2

thing 3

cookie :3

[bitchybreadpainter-deactivated2]

The anonymous button is not for hate messages and death threats! It’s for confessing your love and asking stupid questions!

[assignedmale]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

this except teenage me was a lost sheep who spent hours reading on wattpad before I saw the light and was guided to ao3

[a-is-for-arson]

I've had the experience of my alarm going off while I'm awaking reading ao3 happen twice this week, and the first one was the morning of the first day of school 😬

[dovefangs]

I don't use an alarm but ive had that awful feeling of hearing the birds chirping while I'm reading or writing a fic and I know I'm absolutely doomed & won't make it past 3rd period 😭😭

[liberalsarecool]

"I want children to suffer" is the ultimate flex by red-pilled conservative anti-feminist dorks who are equally racist when screeching about birth rates dropping.

[liberalsarecool]

"I want children to suffer" is the ultimate flex by red-pilled conservative anti-feminist dorks who are equally racist when screeching about birth rates dropping.

[dovefangs]

not sure if this poll has been done before but I'm curious so

how many blogs and side-blogs do you have?

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

21-25

26-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

61-70

71-80

more than 80

Remaining time: 6 days 23 hours

[the-delulu-main-character]

AMERICANS!!! DO NOT DO THIS TO FLOCK 'SECURITY' CAMERAS. REPOST AND SPREAD THE WORD

do not get IR blocking fabric or thick wool to cover your nose and mouth

do not get IR blocking sunglasses since facial recognition has moved up to targeting and identifying the upper face

do not avoid having your phone or any bluetooth devices around these cameras as they can detect and track those signals

do not buy cheap green lasers 1 milliwatt or above from etsy or walmart or amazon (i will not try and find a link if you ask)

do not use them to fry those fuckers from a distance damage the delicate inner sensors by pointing the beam in the lenses

AND unless you want to cost Flock more money in repairs, do not buy a small circle saw or a reciprocating saw and cut down the pole

OR do not climb said poles, spray paint on the solar panels, cover the lens with paint or a sticker, then use bolt cutters to sever the wires

when doing all these things, DO NOT avoid using latex gloves as fingerprints can leak through

DO NOT USE DEFLOCK TO FIND FLOCK SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS NEAR YOU

remember, flock is for YOUR safety :) even though crime rates have not gone down since they were implemented, they're being abused to track down exes and s/os, and many face pools or houses or schools or gymnasiums! Where there are no liscence plates to be found!

DO NOT DO THESE THINGS and enjoy a life under surveillance!

enjoy living in the country where 87,000 of these cameras were used to track down a woman who got an abortion!

enjoy living in the country where there's no consequences for a flock exec to watch a inside of a gymnastics place without their knowledge!

Remember, this is their American Dream.

EDIT: 53 cities have cancelled contracts with flock and are now turning to Axon, in which 🎺 invested 1-5 million dollars earlier this year. Do not limit your focus to one brand.

[socialistexan]

[liberalsarecool]

Parasites don’t care when they kill the host.

[imadoctornotanescalator]

PHM Textposts pt 44-???

[dovefangs]

I don't understand ppl who have their music on full volume in their cars. like. you're just either confusing or pissing off everyone around u and it's also not even enjoyable probably

[dovefangs]

bees have literally no business being so cutieful

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

this except teenage me was a lost sheep who spent hours reading on wattpad before I saw the light and was guided to ao3

[frixey]

RETRY NOW!!

[persianflaw]

but on the real though, here is your guide to assyrian rice preparation from your friendly neighborhood assyrian:

start wanting rice. (or, if you are traditional, simply recognize your constant desire for rice.)

measure out two cups of rice. then one more. then two more. then another. this seems fine. you love rice. there is no way that this will backfire on you.

remember that your great-great-uncle’s recipe says it should be soaked overnight.

become consumed with despair.

decide to soak it for half an hour instead, acknowledging that the final product will be inferior and anger your ancestors but will still satisfy your now almost-overwhelming need for rice to be inside your body much faster.

remember that you should have set the water to boil when you soaked the rice. goddammit. 

once the water boils, put the rice in until it is half-cooked. the eyeballing or intuitive method is less effective than a timer but that’s how your aunt does it so you feel compelled to meet her standards.

now that the rice has fluffed up, realize how much rice six dry cups really is. holy shit. you’ve fucked up immeasurably. 

take a minute to dwell upon your failings.

grease a baking dish with butter. this will never be as elegant as you want it to and your fingers will get greasy, but the slightly shameful, self-indulgent joy of licking your fingers afterwards will make up for it.

pour the rice into the dish. wonder immediately if you actually buttered the dish beforehand and if you’ve just fucked up. 

melt approximately one thousand pounds of butter in the microwave and pour it over the rice, pondering your imminent death from rapid-onset arterial clogging. put a small pat of butter on the top to properly gild the lily.

put your pan into the oven, which you have absolutely preheated after your previous lack of foresight. shake the rice once or twice while it bakes to make sure the butter is well distributed. resist the impulse to climb into the oven with the rice. for the last ten minutes, sit next to the oven and count the seconds until it’s done.

remove the dish from the oven. shed a tear or two at the perfection laid before you. if you are dining with others, this is the time to serve the rice while making passive-aggressive statements about how oh no, you don’t need any help, you just made dinner all by yourself, you can serve everyone as well. (this is still fun if done alone, but optional.)

CONSUME THE RICE.

realize that you have eaten half of the dish in one sitting. no matter how much rice you made, this will always happen. 

put the leftovers away, if there are any, and enjoy a cup of chai while marveling at the amount of food you have just eaten. if possible, fall asleep in an armchair, sitting up, head tilted slightly back, like a grandpa.

for the rest of the evening, think fondly of how much rice you have in the fridge now and how many meals it will supplement, refusing to acknowledge that you will almost certainly eat the rest of it in a few hours for a midnight meal.

[persianflaw]

i really played myself with this post huh. every time it gets a note i start wanting rice.

[persianflaw]

for anyone who wants it, here is my family’s actual recipe for assyrian baked rice:

1lb / approx. 2 ⅓ cups basmati rice (any long-grain rice will do)

3 tbsp salt

8 tbsp / 1 stick butter (you can reduce this if you don’t want to have a heart attack)

Put the rice in a pot and cover it in cold water and salt. Let it soak overnight. (If you don’t have the time to soak it, rinse the rice with cold water until it runs clear.)

Edit: The reason you want to soak basmati and other aromatic rice before cooking is to preserve more acetylpyrroline, the compound that gives aromatic rice its characteristic scent and flavor. Soaking rice allows the grains to absorb water, which reduces the cooking time, which means less time for the acetylpyrroline to cook off. It’ll still taste pretty good if you can’t do this, but you don’t want “pretty good”, you want mind-blowing, so for that perfect flavor you’ll want to soak your rice overnight. The soaking process also washes away the layer of starch on the outside of the rice, which allows the grains to separate rather than sticking together; this is why you want to rinse your rice thoroughly if you don’t have time to soak it.

Preheat your oven to 325°.

Boil three quarts of water in a separate pot. Once it’s at a fast boil, drain the rice and add it to the water. Boil for 5-7min or until one grain tastes half-cooked, but not soft. Pour the rice into a colander and rinse with cold water.

Edit: This step also helps get rid of any remaining starch on your grains, for perfectly separated rice. If your colander or strainer has large holes, you can put a paper towel/cheesecloth/clean dishcloth on the inside in order to drain your rice. Pour carefully if you’re using a paper towel, though, and put a bowl underneath your colander; I once lost a heartbreaking amount of rice when my paper towel got oversaturated and tore open.

Liberally grease the bottom of your baking pan with some of your butter. Pour the rice on top. Melt the rest of the butter in the microwave and pour on top of the rice.

Bake for 45min. (If you like, cover the rice for part or all of the baking time, but I find it gets less crispy on top if you do this.) Shake the pan a couple times during baking to ensure that the butter distributes throughout the entire dish.

Eat.

Serves four. Can easily be scaled up if needed (or down, but why would you do that?). Best enjoyed with a nice cup of chai.

(cc @raisedbyhyenas )

[enchantingruinscandy]

reblog for the awesome recipe and to make op want rice (rice is so good. ofc you want rice)

[persianflaw]

>:(

[arrimorr]

Thinking a lot about Papyrus and flowey being friends again....my fav comfort and horror dynamic at the same time. What a duo