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“what i was just being honest.”

“nice. you’re honesty is probably the thing i like the most about you. people can’t seem to be straightforward these days.”

#when people tell you that getting high helps you writer better #do not listen to them #[ convo ;; ]#[ convo ; carmen ]

ofcarmens

“as vp, it is my duty to accidentally kill someone during hell week.”

radcoop

“carmen !!”

#[ convo ;; ]#[ convo ; carmen ]

slowdivcs

“i’ll admit, victor can be a sly little fox, but if i see any warning signs i will let you know. your weak points, hm? and what’s your biggest achilles’ heel? one vanilla cupcake, handmade by yours truly, coming right up.”

radcoop

“he is a little fox, but he’s gonna be my frat brother so i have to accept the consequences, i guess. hm. my achilles’ heel? i’m not sure. i have a couple: my mom used to always tell me that i’m worthless, so maybe that’s my biggest thing. one vanilla, i’m excited.”

#[ convo ; amori ]#[ convo ;; ]

text | cooper

victor: COOPER

cooper: no

#'TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE'#[ text ;; ]#[ text ; victor ]

text | cooper

victor: cooper don't be like that...

cooper: no more

#[ text ;; ]#[ text ; victor ]#im LIVING

text | cooper

victor: did i say something?

cooper: ...

cooper: i'm never getting you weed again

#[ text ;; ]#[ text ; victor ]#i'm WEAK

ofcarmens

“How are you gonna say that knowing good and well i’m gonna rip those pledges to shreds?”

radcoop

“I know you are, which makes me very scared for them. Just don’t accidentally kill anyone, Car.”

#[ convo ;; ]#[ convo ; carmen ]

slowdivcs

“don’t be so pessimistic! you’ll find a way to have fun, and if you don’t, you get rights to say ‘i told you so, amori’. two whole weeks? okay, no pies. what do you like? i can attempt to make cupcakes if they’re more your thing. sadly i haven’t gotten appointed by any of them. they probably think they can take care of themselves. would you really? i’m glad i have your vote, cooper.”

radcoop

“amori, unless you can warn me when victor is going to strike, i’m pretty sure i’m not going to have fun. i like victor, but he knows my weak points by now. i’m not a big baked goods fans in general, but for you, i am willing to try a cupcake. just make sure it’s vanilla.”

#HE IS GONNA PROBABLY JUST SUCK IT UP AND GET SICK OFF OF ONE OF HER CUPCAKES #SORRY COOPER YOU'RE A NICE GUY THIS IS YOURE KARMA #[ convo ;; ]#[ convo ; amori ]

preciouseliam-blog

“Fuck yeah. I should’ve known to be honest. You’ll get there.”

radcoop

“I’m going to go get drunk so i don’t have to think about this, let’s go.”

#[ convo ;; ]#[ convo ; eliam ]

text | cooper

victor: i don't know if you'd like that

victor: it is

victor: they disappointed me when they ceased to exist

cooper: same im conflicted

cooper: ...

cooper: get out

#[ text ;; ]#[ text ; victor ]

text | robyn

robyn: most likely it is. i feel like i'll get one of these texts sooner or later

robyn: makes me look forward to hell week!!! ha.

robyn: here's to hoping we survive our president's plans of making it literal hell for us

cooper: you probably will

cooper: aren't you excited!!!! wesley is going to bake me into a cake and have everyone eat it!!!! :D

cooper: i'm really not looking forward to it

#[ text ;; ]#[ text ; robyn ]

slowdivcs

“oh, yes that! i didn’t even realize it was so soon, i need to get started on baking the welcome pies for the pledges. it’s a shame you boys won’t get any – maybe i should wrap some up and send them off with wesley. after all i am alpha’s self-appointed frat mom.”

radcoop

“it’s going to be horrible. thank you but no thank you, i’m not a big pie fan. i one time had a really bad pie made my mom’s coke friend and it made me sick for two weeks, so i avoid all pies. self-appointed frat mom? did the guys not appoint you? i would have appointed you, had i been here before.”