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Pre-sliced-straight-from-the-vine-McDonald’s-can-of-pickles Art blog @teathy

[himejoshibutch-archived]

i hate yaoi. what's worse than one man? two men!!!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

What motivates you to pursue your goals not just logically but on a deep intrinsic level? :3

spite

[oc-things]

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your character has a hole in their goddamn head

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[boccher]

why is the combined ace aro flag different colours to the ace and aro flags

[boccher]

my square #mysquare

[emnesoi0]

[killer8]

???

[goth-queen]

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[orcboxer]

what now?

[lokaror]

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

[bardjulus]

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

[senatortedcruz]

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

[nonbinaryjudean]

made you some graphics to help you remember

[fagstaynight]

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

[minionresearch]

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[czl]

In American culture it is considered “bad luck” to leave the stove on when you’re not using it

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[anatheyma]

#dailyaffirmations

[raylangivins]