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Pre-sliced-straight-from-the-vine-McDonald’s-can-of-pickles Art blog @teathy

[nonbinaryjudean]

made you some graphics to help you remember

[fagstaynight]

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

[minionresearch]

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[czl]

In American culture it is considered “bad luck” to leave the stove on when you’re not using it

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[anatheyma]

#dailyaffirmations

[raylangivins]

[minionresearch]

[mouthbrood]

the lion does not concern himself with the angel that keeps materialising at the foot of his bed

[mevil]

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[groovyfran-png]

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

[top-quality-garbage]

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[stellarspecter]

Fucked Up But True: If You Don't Do Anything With Your Day, The Day Will Keep Going On Without You

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anyataylorjoys]

[blissfulstatic]

EEEEEYIKES!!! my odds of finding ""the eight pages"" are pretty ""slender"" if this ""man"" keeps following me around!!!