Radiological Technologist @radgorl - Tumblr Blog

It's not that i dislike dogs, i just hate owners who failed to learn their dogs to stop barking the whole goddamn day

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Math problems

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Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

“Make me”,

“oh really”,

“is that so”

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“prove it”

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“What’s in it for me?”

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“The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.”

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Why?

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F1 fans today

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Excuse you Carlos Sainz and Charles Leclerc are very much worth still following the clownteam that Ferrari has become as much as we still follow Williams because George Russell is still there

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“ FeRrAri FwiEnds”- “Don’t be jealous”

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"YOU KNOW WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE, AND YOU INSTANTLY GET A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THEM"

[Soulmate: The person who right from the start you know that there will be something special. A person with whom your soul connects with on a level so deep that it is completely unexplainable, until experienced. And people might think you are freaks of nature, but they will never understand your love and connection.]

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i dont want to take anything away from perez. i think he’s dotd. he did everything he had to do.

but i’m still so upset for george.

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Carlos: 54 seconds... I can accept that, as long as you do a 55sec lap

Lando: proceeds to do a 55.555 seconds lap

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carlos and george giving each other toes

love the respect between the drivers 💕

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F1 paddock looks a little different this weekend.

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George’ feet are too big for the Mercedes so he has to wear shoes that are too small, but “luckily it’s only 87 laps on Sunday.”

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👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

palalabu

baby needs all his naps

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This is why i like him so much. Its not per se the cute thing, i mean sure also, BUT he is so relatable.

Freetime? Naptime. Where? Anywhere soft. Rainbowlights? Always. Raw fish? Never.

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Throckmorton

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Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

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Apparently this is a running gag in math textbooks

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Oh, no, my friend, @aceyuurikatsuki . It’s not just that. It is so much more. Settle down and let your friendly neighborhood x-ray tech explain you a thing.

Throckmorton’s Sign, otherwise known as Throckmorton’s Principle, does in fact have to do with dicks. Because it is fairly normal for a dick to show up on a hip or pelvis x-ray. But the thing about Throckmorton’s Sign is, it’s not just that the dick is visible. It is a legitimate diagnostic tool.

Let me explain: let’s say a person equipped with a penis is in a car accident and has right leg and right side hip/pelvic pain. Their doctor will order x-rays. Unfortunately, sometimes fractures are so small that they can be missed, or, because the patient is in such bad shape and the images obtained aren’t the best quality, the radiologist can’t be sure for one reason or another if what they’re seeing is actually a fracture.

So what do they do? They look for the dick.

You heard me correctly. The dick.

Throckmorton’s Sign is when “the penis points to the area of pain.” So if the above-mentioned AMAB patient’s xray aren’t displaying a clear, obvious fracture, but their dick is pointing to the right side, 9 times out of 10, the injury or fracture is on the right hip or leg area, so then the radiologist will focus on that side while reading.

Now I know what my non-radiology followers are thinking. “Ace, this sounds like bullshit. This can’t be true. You’re lying through your teeth.” But I swear to you, it is 100% accurate. I have seen a positive Throckmorton’s Sign multiple times with my own eyes over the course of the past 7 years. Ask any x-ray tech, and they will probably agree with me.

Your dick is good for at least one thing, and that thing is helping a radiologist diagnose your upper femur, hip, or pelvic fracture.

This had been a PSA.