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chilledcorduroy sent: “No it’s not okay! I will beat their asses for hurting you!”

“Wendy, it’s not your job to clean up my messes when I piss someone off. I mean, considering I dedicate the majority of my free time to teenage delinquency, I should expect to get knocked around a few times.”

#chilledcorduroy #(( lee pls ))

lumberjaxe sent: “How many times do I have to tell you not to knock? Get in here loser.”

“Pfff, yeah RIGHT. The last time I came in without knocking your dad tried to throw me across the yard, remember?”

Lee paused before entering the threshold, a thoughtful expression suddenly overcoming his face. “...But y’know, it was actually sort of fun now that I think about it. I felt like I was gonna die, but the thrill was too awesome to hate...” He gasped and pointed at Wendy, “LIKE A ROLLER COASTER.”

#lumberjaxe #(( !!! hi hello))#(( thanks for sending this in omg ))

dontcallmetambers sent: “Get back here and love me!”

“Tambry, on any other occasion I would GLADLY give you one of those adorable twirl-hugs, but you have offended me on the deepest level imaginable. If you don’t apologize for calling Chuck Norris an outdated meme this instant, you’re never receiving a LeeHug™ AS SEEN ON T.V. ever again.”

#dontcallmetambers #(( tbh i'm not sure if he's being genuine or not ))

nxhan:

BROTP Starters:

“YO DIPSHIT GET OVER HERE!”

“How many times do I have to tell you not to knock? Get in here loser.”

“No it’s not okay! I will beat their asses for hurting you!”

“What do you mean no more checkers?”

“Oh just make yourself at home why don’t ya!”

“Do you need a hug?”

“Can we just stay home and watch sad movies and eat ice cream?”

“You are the biggest loser I know and that’s why we’re friends.”

“Is that my sweater that’s been missing for a month?!”

“Are you crazier then usual or is it just me?”

“Get back here and love me!”

“I’m not okay…I just…want a hug right now.”

“Can you not?!?”

#ooc #(( PLS ))#ask meme

i said i’d do it

#robbie valentino #lee #nate #gravity falls #mun art #i luv these three

Are you gay?

“Uh, no?”

“I mean, I’m SORTA gay. Not full gay, though. More like. Full Bi.”

#I'M FULL BI #Anonymous

teddyridgeley

ALL IN THE NAME OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT...

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teddyridgeley:

Send my muse prying asks about anything and everything… please?

#ask meme

notyourvalentino:

“WHEN you DATE again?” Chill out, Robbie; you don’t want to look too curious. Or desperate.

“Dude, like…” Cue a nonchalant hair toss to get his magnificent locks out of his eyes and a slight lean against the wall, foot kicked up against it. “What’s STOPPING you, man?”

Lee took a moment to observe Robbie’s posture. The guy was always trying so hard to look cool and collected...

“Uh, I dunno, how about the fact that EVERY TIME I get back into dating, it’s just like. Pure misery?” Not to mention seeing his friends’ relationships go kaput all the time. That... that wasn’t exactly motivating him to get back into the dating pool, either.

#notyourvalentino #(( lee maybe u just need to try dating dif ppl ))#(( like. non girl ppl ))#(( like nate and robbie ppl ))#(( yeah that sounds right ))#(( im laughing so hard at this tho. all i can imagine is lee trying to figure out WHO he could possible date))#(( and robbie is just next to him like ))#(( (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ ))

nxhan:

BROTP Starters:

“YO DIPSHIT GET OVER HERE!”

“How many times do I have to tell you not to knock? Get in here loser.”

“No it’s not okay! I will beat their asses for hurting you!”

“What do you mean no more checkers?”

“Oh just make yourself at home why don’t ya!”

“Do you need a hug?”

“Can we just stay home and watch sad movies and eat ice cream?”

“You are the biggest loser I know and that’s why we’re friends.”

“Is that my sweater that’s been missing for a month?!”

“Are you crazier then usual or is it just me?”

“Get back here and love me!”

“I’m not okay…I just…want a hug right now.”

“Can you not?!?”

#ask meme #BEST MEME FOR LEE INTERACTIONS EVER #ooc

nothingmuchtodoodleabout

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nothingmuchtodoodleabout:

what is anatomy someone please tell me

#me #nate #natelee #(( GOOD STUFF!!! )

notyourvalentino:

OH YEAH. He remembered Jenny. He was N O T fond of JENNY. He and Nate talked about it behind Lee’s back. She was kind of a COMPLETE JERK, and neither of them were really rooting for the relationship.

“YEAH. I dunno; maybe it was, like, a SIGN or something. You know, like– you didn’t know about the KALE while you were dating her, so it was, like, DESTINED to not work out. And like, you were probably TOTALLY destined for, like, someone else.”

Like Nate. Or Robbie. Or both.

“Pfffft, yeah man, you’re probably right. Jenny was like, way too serious for me.” Lee glanced upwards in thought. “She basically ruined Jello for me. Told me about all these weird animal byproducts in it-- it’s totally gross, man. I mean I still eat it, but still.”

“Nah, when I date again, it’s gotta be someone chill that doesn’t ruin food for me.”

#notyourvalentino #(( O: !!!!! ))#(( good luck with moving friend!! ))#(( i know from experience that it can be p stressful so take time to relax when you can ;v; ))#(( also Lee is an oblivious nerd im so sorry ))

SILLY/CRACK RP STARTER SENTENCES

"Are you sure it's safe to ride a one seat bike in two people?"

"But I thought boys didn't wear bras?"

"Don't you DARE tell me I can't eat all these cookies."

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?!"

"But if I give YOU the waffles then I won't get any!"

"Dude, are you drawing porn?!"

"Don't you dare bring giraffes into this conversation."

"Stop trying to make me laugh don't you see that I'm trying to be dramatic?"

"Spider. On your shoulder."

"How did you even got your hair like that man."

"You've been playing for 3 hours, it's my turn!"

"AHK! The light! It's too bright! Close the curtains! CLOSE THE CURTAINS!"

"Zombie apocalypse is serious business. Stop laughing."

"Is there something on my tooth?"

"I want pancakes, make me some, I can't use the cook."

"What. No milk."

"How much do you want in chocolate for it?"

"I'll bake you cake if you do it."

"Where are my pajamas, I can't find them."

"How dare you not share ice cream with me."

"What are you doing with that pot, man."

"Horses and ponies are not the same thing."

"I'm sad. Give me sweets."

hexarcana:

“Pff.” That…That’s not that scary.” Olive lied, resisting the urge to nervously bite her thumb by folding her arms. She wasn’t an easy kid to scare, but the long haired blonde kid had his way.

“Yeesh, tough crowd.” Lee shrugged and gestured toward the girl. “I have better ones, but I’m gonna give you a chance to spook me.” He raised his eyebrows and offered the flashlight to Olive.

“Mind sharing your worst?”

#hexarcana

lee wants to be your big brother he doesn’t care if you’re older than him HE’S YOUR BIG BRO NOW

#ooc

hexarcana sent “!!” for a ghost story starter!

“But get this,” Lee hunched forward, balancing the flashlight so that it lit the two of their faces eerily. He wanted to have Olive’s full attention. “His wife had already been dead for three years.”

#hexarcana #(( lee uses the least scary stories he has bc olive is a kid ))