See You Space Cowboy...

Alex - Gemini - 18 - Any Pronouns

[powerburial]

Ngl the gas leak in MY house? Is actually increasing my brainpower expontentially

[qatriot-deactivated20200107]

[1234567865432345342343464-deact]

creepypasta is so fucking funny all of us were like 9 and saw a dog and were like thats fucked up and evil

[sev-wildfang]

if i was offered a boot, i would simply not lick it.

[birdsnestbegone]

Rip to fascists but I’m different

[blackdenimjeans]

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

[n1ightw1ng]

[thetomska]

[nflstreet]

[tchaikovskaya]

world heritage post

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

the e-girl/vsco girl dichotomy as the new goth/prep binary

[dollargenesis]

when i die

me: wassup bro lol god: 7 HOUR compilation video of you hitting curbs while driving (VERY FUNNY)

[yeehawlw]

can you trigger tag ‘lesbians’ please

no but i can hit you with my car

[weaksorry]

do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.

[hyperthrust]

oh no! i appear to have wounded my lip!!! would you uh... be a bro and... i hate to ask this... maybe ki- no, this is stupid, i’m sorry, help a guy out and kiss it better? it won’t change anything between us! i promise...

[candyredterezii]

2019 is fucking saved 

[furbearingbrick]

why does Jason, the largest slasher, not simply eat the other slashers

[gdayhowareya-deactivated2020011]

full fruit trees in random yards that I pass while driving are more tempting to me than any man ever will be

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

this is what got us kicked out of eden, cuz u hoes can’t follow rules

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Ultimately I am not actually sorry for party rocking

[theweirdwideweb]