ur local goblin

it’s fall babeyyy

[hertzing]

Oh fuck! I’ve gotta tell my chickens i love them!

phew

[durianne]

stardew bachelorettes + bachelors + bouquets

[thescallopshaveeyes]

When you get caught digging in the trash…

[genivacrafts]

When your blobfish turn out to be wine moms in disguise

[hobismorningg-deactivated202111]

[nintenbabe]

[m-eltedplastic]

this has prolly been done a thousand times but… animal crossing x sdv

[juuniimoo]

I mean,,, probably

[starfruitwineandcathair]

SDV as John Mulaney quotes

Vincent: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

Elliot: One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet, and when one feels like a duck, one is happy.

Pam: This is an on-fire garbage can. …Could be a nursery.

Farmer: Excuse me, I’m new in town and it gets worse.

Sebastian: You know how I’m filled with rage? I’m so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it.

Sam: My Dad loved us. He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self esteem.

Harvey: I look like I was just sitting in a room in a chair eating Saltines for like 28 years and then I walked right out here.

Haley: When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.

Emily: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.

Alex: Ah…numbers. The letters of math.

Shane: I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.

Bonus:

Farmer, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Shane: *grabs the bottle and drinks the whole thing*

Shane: It’s perfume.

[requirings]

elliott + outfits!

[homuras]

They’ve burnt to ashes, faded to grey Returned to the earth, yes it’s meant to be Uncertain flame of hope I found Will you lead me back on the right track?

Lio Fotia ⋆ リオ・フォーティア

[safewolf]

I love Sebastian, but this was just low hanging fruit…

[radical-oblivion2]

Tangy is my absolute favorite villager so you know I had to draw her as a spunky tomboy. I can’t get enough of the New Horizons hype, I’m so excited.

Instagram did me dirty on image quality and post reach so here I am! My name is Sage, and I use she/her pronouns. I would love to be friends!

[radical-oblivion]

Hey, go check out my art account!

[radical-oblivion]

New Secondary Blog!

Hey, if you’re seeing this, chances are you’ve followed me for a long time. I’ve decided to post my art over at @void-frogs, so if you wouldn’t mind checking it out I would sososoooo appreciate it.

[deadblogtokill-deactivated20260]

this gif but it never loops

[artemis-crossing]

I've been informed by my friend Oscar that the REAL reason why Daisy Mae has replaced Joan in Animal Crossing New Horizons is because Joan canonically died at the beginning of Smash Bros. World of Light

which means that the grave in the New Horizons direct is very likely to be Joan's

[gummywars-deactivated20201211]

nosey cat