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[youngbreastmilk]

They think I’m the “safe” black friend, but when the revolution starts…

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[phatwitchpussy-deactivated20180]

If anybody needs me I’m up here

[septictankie]

[methylbenzene]

Long story short my friend Derek did a 18+ panel at a con and he was literally sponsored by Bad Dragon and they gave him a free dragon dildo and he used it to frost a cinnamon roll and the nostalgia critic had a panel in the same room after his panel and the nostalgia critic walked in without knowing what had transpired and said “hey! Free Cinnabon!” And ate it

[dentiloquist]

This story added more 10 years to my life.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Hunchback of Notre Dame pitch meeting

“I’m talking SEXUAL LUST. I’m talking GENOCIDE. I’m talking heavy RELIGIOUS OVERTONES. also there’s gonna be a George Costanza gargoyle for the kiddos”

[myawesomegeekylife]

[gyzmkid]

[actjustly-deactivated20181001]

When folks tell you that socialism is a white ideology, show them this thread. (x)

my twitter

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[d4c-lovetrain]

Pre-Order Skyrim for the 18th time you fucking idiot do it

[stability]

why do little kids always tantrum scream like they’re reenacting jurassic park

[mylovemymadness]

Their emotions are too big for their little bodies y'all

They feel just as intensely as we do

[stability]

Well maybe they should get bigger bodies

[peanut-caravan]

They do. It takes several years.

[stability]

Several years??? Typical millennial laziness

[chefpyro]

If you put this fucking post on my dash I’ll hunt you down and make you physically eat every hat depicted in it

[birthbyfantasy]

The new cutscene added in 358/2 days!

[chellodello]

Yeah I’m excited for Kingdom Hearts 3 but like in the same way I’m excited for the sweet release of death: is it going to happen? Probably. Do I know when? Not soon enough.

[insomniacitizen]

Hollow Bastion be like

[kingcheddarxvii]

I can’t do this… not again…