I Used To Sleep At Night.

Maya. 20.

[radiicuntt]

Poop.

[teathattast]

[01101010-01100100]

me: no one understands me

me also: behaves unintelligibly

[weirdness-is-good]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.

[reconnect-kingdomhearts-deactiv]

REBELLION. 

[kscotter]

[jortsboy]

[newterjuice]

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

[tomlinsun]

[zim-kinnie]

Sjfskyekywky

Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

[pickle-inspector]

Look at the names of these stupid things, guys.

[cottagecryptiid]

tag yourself i’m green is not your enemy

[c-oncerning]

my tornado is resting

[oaktreebutch]

Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thebootydiaries]

[unclefather]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

omg…this was the first tweet i saw when i logged on i cant breathe sksksksk

[beanybabie]

To the big girls who hate how they look during sex

1. You’re sexy

2. Your pussy be banging

3. Titties on fleek

4. Ass be bootilicious

5. If you were ugly you wouldn’t be fucking

Get that orgasm girl.

[yungmelaninking]

Important.

[14kgoldsoul]

Deadass get that shit you look tf good

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[margbarcis]

jesus of nazareth made this post

[childhoodruiner]