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Alastor x wife reader series masterlist
Part One : The Reunion of two lost souls who are the same but only entirely different.
Song: Hampstead - Ariana Grande
Part Two : a tour of hells finest resort. And then some.
Song: So Hard To Breathe - B.o.B
Part Three : cooking and dancing
Song: Dont Know Why - Norah Jones
Part Four : a date night.... with everyone.
Song:
Part Five : getting familiar again.
Song: Monster - Lady Gaga
Part Six : closer.
Song: Rule 34 - Fish In A Birdcage
Forced Broadcast - Chapter I || Part 9
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Masterpost
WOOOOHHH finally, FINALLY this took fucking forever to finish.
I'm SICK of drawing cute stuff i WANNA DRAW ANGST AND ALASTOR SUFFERING IN DIFFERENT WAYS
umm anyway, this time ive got some bonus materials for you, under cut. First sketch iof the last page and version without text... i fucking can't. What the fuck am i doing. Me in the first part: "this is the closest thing to a hug you'll get", also me 9 parts later: full on hug and Vox holding Alastor bride style. How the turns have tabled...
Okay, now i really should get to drawing Rise of the Radio Demon though.
If ur reading from a reblog, check the original post, it may have a link to the next part. or not.
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outsider pov vs alastor pov
and other silly stuff>>
âIf you ever say that again... I will tear your soul apart and broadcast your screams for every other DISRESPECTFUL WRETCH who DARES to question me.â ~Alastor S1 Ep5
nsfw alphabet: c ⢠cum || the radio demon
Eat Your Words
this is part three of my nsfw alphabet challenge, and can also be found on ao3
pairing: alastor x wife! reader
divider credit: @steviebbboi
content: fem!doe!reader, dom/sub dynamic and undertones, vaginal fingering, overstimulation, soft!dom!alastor/brat!sub! reader, non-sex repulsed alastor, fluffy spice
summary: Almost two hours and four orgasms in, Alastor promises to let her rest if she follows one simple request: to say his name as he ends her rousing climb to the peak of euphoria and pushes her over the climactic precipice.
Itâs just a pity that he canât seem to keep his mouth off of hersâŚ
wc: 2.2k
Kissing her through the peak was a double-edged sword.
On the one hand, he was eternally dismayed to continuously realize that it served to muffle her high-pitched keens, to stifle every blissful word spoken through heated murmurs and hapless pleas.
But on the other, and like a magnet to a precious metal, he found that he couldnât help himself. His mouth was drawn to hers every time her eyes fluttered to find his, every time she tried to breathe his name into the warm air between them. His lips slotted over her parted ones, swallowing every climactic gasp between serrated teeth and with a hungry vigor.
She groaned against him as she came, fingers curling into his scarlet locks as her hole clenched impossibly tight around the clawed digits curling deep within her soaking heat. Her other hand grabbed at his shirt, fisting the material between her paling knuckles and instinctively pulling him into her with a wordless need to ground herself. Frustration simmered between them as she bit at his bottom lip in retaliation against his stifling of her peaking proclamation of his name.
He could feel his mouth wobble against hers, ever present grin broadening from a purposeful pout into a shameless smirk.
He was being mean. He could see it in the hazy and half-hearted glare she threw up at him when he allowed his lips to depart from hers. He could only grin at the scowl that tried to stitch a pattern across her blissed-out visage when he pulled away, clawed fingertips circling her clit in slow, deliberate motions as he slowed the pistoning of his fingers inside of her to a resolute stop to watch as she came down in a quivering mess of muscle spasms and overstimulation.
He was being mean. But sheâd insisted that she could handle it. And heâd agreed to stop only when she did as he requested.
âCome on, darling,â he crooned lowly against her mouth with a sly grin, warm breaths puffing against him as the sweat-soaked fluff of her chest heaved against his clothed one. His fingers retreated from her glistening core, the pointed tip of his claw tracing careful and delicate circles along the edge of her center. His gaze drifted from where his slick-coated fingers danced along the apex of her thighs to her face with a lustrous stare, leaning over her with a bumptious lilt to his tone. âYou know what I want.â
Her brow pinched above narrowed eye, the porcelain half mask concealing a third of her upper face clinging in the soft cast of fire glow, mouth twisting into an annoyed grimace as she attempted to airily growl out his name, exasperation lacing her tone. âAl-â
Her attempt was thwarted by her husband dragging his unoccupied hand upward, along the length of her torso and raking through the plume of fluff sitting on her sternum until he could rest his finger against her lips with a gentle hush.
âNot yet, dear,â he admonished slowly, tongue clicking behind his teeth in a short succession of tuts. His cheekbone caressed her own as he wordlessly dipped his fingertips back into her heat, suppressing a short noise of amorous satisfaction when she clamped down on his digits immediately, the gummy muscle of her walls spasming with overstimulation as he began to pump his fingers slowly. And with a purposeful sweep of his face against hers, instinct puppeteering his movements, he dragged his face along his wifeâs until his mouth neared the flickering fluff of her ears. âWhen do I need you to say my name?â
It was almost pornographic and most certainly sinful. The way her throat bobbed under his roaming mouth, the sharpened edges of his teeth scraping thin lines through the silky fur of her neck and shoulders. The broken bleat that rumbled in her throat, the vibrations humming against his lips when he began to press open-mouthed kisses to her pulse point.
âWhen I-â She tried to respond, voice broken and breathless, pitching in places and almost silent in others. Her hands grabbed at his shoulders when she interrupted her own answer with high pitched keen, nails sinking into his shirt and drawing sensual lines across his shoulder blades. Alastor pressed his thumb against the sensitive pearl sitting pretty at the apex of her womanhood. And he relished in the sharp arch of her spine, the unadulterated gasp that parted her lips as her thighs clamped tight around his unrelenting hand. âAh!â
With a wordless command, icy tendrils of shadow and darkness looped around her upper thighs and wrenched them away from one another. She let out a pathetic little mewl at the rough handling, eyes fluttering open as her husband shifted on the uneven terrain of their mattress to slot himself between her legs, fingers unrelenting in their practiced exploration of her heated core. The shadows retreated, and in their place, Alastorâs clothed thighs pressed against her own, holding them open as he leaned down over her.
Eyes aligned, smug grin hovering over parted lips, he held himself up by pillaring one arm next to her head, fingers sinking into the plush fabric of their duvet and tangling with the sweat-soaked strands of hair haloing her head.
It was within reach, close enough that she could reach up to clasp his wrist and offer a warning squeeze if she so pleased. If she wanted him to stop, she only had to give the wordless signal theyâd agreed upon decades prior. Three purposeful squeezes of her smaller hand on any part of him, and heâd pull away without a word of teasing or disappointment.
Her lidded gaze found his, and, despite the glittering line of tears threatening to spill from the corners of her eye, her mouth only parted to groan into his needily.
He felt a smirk tempt the sharpened corner of his mouth, pistoning fingers speeding up as his thumb rubbed careful circles over the sensitive nub between her legs. He pressed his forehead to hers, brushing his nose against the bridge of her own while maintaining eye contact as he prompted her lowly; âWhen youâŚ?â
She made a short noise, halfway between an annoyed groan and a needy gasp for air when he curled his fingers inside of her, hips lifting from the mattress as her hooves planted themselves by his knees.
âCum!â She cried, eyes squeezing shut as her hands roamed across the cottony fabric cushioning her arching form. And as the line of glittering tears brought forth by overwhelm broke away from the crease of her eye and streamed along her temple until it disappeared into her hairline, the sides of her fingers found his wrist and instinctively curled around it.
The grip should have been bone-shattering, nails digging deep into his skin. Instead, it served only to stall his rousing ministrations momentarily.
He moved his head to catch her hazy stare, though his eyes had never truly departed from the blissful expression adorning her hellish features. He tilted his head with a wordless question when her eyes, barely open with her dilated pupils haloed by a smoky glaze of illustrious color, twitched to his face.
She shook her head quickly, denying his inquiry with a lusty quirk of her lips, and tightened her hold on his forearm. And instead of relinquishing her hold only so that she could clamp her fingers around his wrist in a long-standing and learned signal to conclude, she tugged restlessly at his hair. âPlease, Allie.â
Alastor let out a satisfied hum at her breathy pleas, wrangling his wrist from her steely hold so that he could brush a stray hair from where it clung to her sweat-soaked brow. His head cocked to the side, and the softened look adorning his expression sharpened into something slightly mean and certainly arrogant.
âDing, ding, ding!â He carrolled, the distant sound of a vintage game show sound effect signaling her arrival to the correct answer emanating from where his staff stood propped against his wifeâs dressing table across the room. His brows jumped playfully at the halfhearted glare she threw up at him, the hand between her legs slowly revitalizing its previous ministrations.
âSo you do understand,â he mused boisterously, dotting biting kisses along the exposed column of her throat. Her thighs jerked when the pad of his thumb found home on the swollen peak of her clitoris. He drew his mouth away from her neck to perch his cheek in his fist, elbow braced by her head as his other hand toyed with the clenching muscles of her core. âYou just canât seem to follow orders.â
âIâm trying,â she whined, hips undulating against his hand in short, desperate movements. âYouâre the- oh!â
Her verbal retaliations were drowned out by the needy moan that parted her lips and sent her eyes rolling uselessly when his fingertips scoured her heat and located the warmest part of her. The place along her inner wall that trembled under his touch, oversensitive and overused from almost an hour and a half of carefully orchestrated caresses of his practiced fingers that made her see white when his claw brushed against it.
âIâm not doing anything aside from pleasuring you, dear,â he crooned with a subtle arch of his brow. He cocked his head in the direction of her spread legs, grin broadening knowingly at the patch of damp soaking into the duvet beneath her.
âYou can stop me at any point,â he argued, letting the pillar of his arm fall so that his hand landed across hers, intertwining their fingers as he sat up just slightly. Just enough that his face hovered over hers. âJust say the word.â
He went quiet for only a handful of seconds, a short hum vibrating behind his close-lipped smile.
âUnless, of course, you donât want me to stop.â
âGod,â she groaned with an exaggerated roll of her eyes, her head falling back against the mattress, exposing her neck to his waiting teeth. âI can see why you were sent to the pride ring- Mmh!â
He took the sudden exposure in stride, letting his lips graze over her jawline, nosing at the angular cut of her jaw as he murmured against her skin. âAnd Iâm starting to think your sin is greed, sweetheart.â
As if to prove his point, the telltale clenching of her fluttering walls around his thrusting fingers signaled his wifeâs imminent climb to the precipice of pleasure that he was more than happy to push her over for the fifth time that night. Her breath caught in her throat, a short, choked, enticing noise that drew his lips to her larynx, and he settled his teeth against the curve of her neck.
And as every word dissolved into incessant babbles when he circled her clit with assiduous earnestness, Alastor watched with rapt anticipation for the ever-encroaching climactic twitch of her eyelids. For the boneless collapse of her body, or the sudden flattening of her ears to her skull. For the broken keen of pleasure that preceded the required declaration of his name.
âAlas- mmh!â
She almost had it. Had almost managed to evade his insatiable mouth with a sharp turn of her head and blurt out his name at the exact moment he had so playfully suggested less than two hours prior. But Alastor knew her too well to let her steal that small victory, cupping her cheek before it could meet the duvet and angling her face towards his.
And the second that sheâd uttered the first syllable of her husband's name, heâd smashed his mouth against hers, teeth clashing and lips melting into a familiar synchrony. It interrupted her triumph, morphing the word into a muffled moan. And, for a few elongated seconds of mutual affection, she met every languid caress of his lips against hers with the same enthusiasm.
Then, as the haze of peaking arousal clouding her orgasm-addled brain dissipated and faded away to allow for coherent thought to break through, she pulled away. The short string of saliva connecting their lips broke as she tilted her chin downward to glare up at him through her lashes.
A self-satisfied hum ruminated in the back of his throat as he watched her sternum stutter and heave in the aftermath. And he reveled in the sharp scowl she was shooting him, undeterred by her admonishing stare.
Her lips parted uselessly, words failing her as her tongue weighed heavily and her legs twitched where they bracketed his slimmer ones.
âOh! You almost had it!â His commiseration was as sardonic as it was showmanly. The amused murmur of a promise echoed between them as he trailed across her chin. âGuess weâll have to try again.â
âAl.â She groaned as she collapsed against the mattress bonelessly, trembling arms rising to loop around his shoulders by sheer willpower alone, pointedly ignoring the arm pillared by her head in an open invitation to conclude the colliding intimacy of their interaction.
And though she complained and decried the familiar unfairness of his teasing, the stifled upward tilt of her kiss-swollen lips wordlessly narrated her own heated gratification.
Almost regretful, Alastor forced himself to part from the emanating warmth of her naked body, making sure to nuzzle his cheekbone against her face and throat before his lidded gaze found hers once more.
âFifth timeâs the charm, yes?â
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Fic Idea | Alastorâs Mating Season
Alastor can feel his mating season approaching, creeping over his limbs like an unwelcome, burning frost. And itâs all the fault of the immovable object to his unstoppable force.
His estranged wife. His better half. The only other deer demon that seemed to both illicit and satiate the sudden spike of hormones and arousal of his annual rut.
Unfortunately for him, sheâs as stubborn as he is, and is still pissed at him for disappearing without a word for the past seven years.
And for the first time in a long time, Alastor has to rely on his ability to woo her to convince her to spend the duration of his rut with him.
TLDR: actions speak louder than words, and Alastor attempts to seduce his estranged wife over the course of a week leading up to his impending rut.
I may or may not write this as a fully fledged fic , Iâll wait and see what public reception says lol
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đđ: P in V, Oral (M! Receiving), Oral (F! Receiving), Clit stimulation, Cum swallowing, Threesome, Drunk sex, Vincent has no shame, Alastor cares for you, This takes place during the 1930s even though itâs not stated, Allusions to murder and cheating, Alastor speaks French (I used a translator)
đđ˛đ§đ¨đŠđŹđ˘đŹ: Itâs February the 14th, Valentineâs Day, and your two best friends, Alastor and Vincent, decide to swing by your apartment to treat you to some drinks. And though youâre grateful to not spend the most romantic day of the year alone after you found out about your loverâs unfaithfulness, you still feel awful. Vincent knows that, but he comes onto you anyway, offering you revenge sex. Alastor accidentally gets himself involved.
Cock warming - Alastor x fem!reader SMUT
N/A: Veeeeery short, I know. I took advantage of the fact that it's that time of the month to write this mini drabble because it's been a while since I've written much, and I always find it hard to get back into the swing of things. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it :>. I'm thinking about improving the presentation of the fics, apart from just putting a gif. Maybe I'll come up with something for the next one and create banners.
Warnings: smut, cock warming, Alastor's tentacles are a warning in themselves for me (brief appearance, but the next one-shot I do will be about them), a little bit of bad language (just for the sake of it, haha), PiV
I'm torn between liking Alastor not being the type to use his body for manipulation and stuff, and also Alastor not at all being above using sex as a form of easy manipulation and deal-making.
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You know, I wonder if Rosie thought Alastor was asking for her soul at first. Similar to how Charlie and VaggiÉ (since the name change, sheâs getting the Biltzø treatment from now on) assumed the same thing when making deals with him.
âWhatâs in it for me? I donât work for free. You want help? Well, you know the fee!â
âI will not reward a snake like you!â
âYouâll watch them die unless you do!â
âLiar! You wouldnât dare!â
âQuid Pro Quo, itâs only fair.â
âYou really are a demon, pet.â
The whole scene, she was incredibly reluctant to give Alastor what he wanted in return for his assistance. Which is why I think she was acting on the assumption he was using HER idea of a fee.
He needed her help to raise the ranks of Hell, and he paid the highest price possible for it. And now she needs his help for whatever secret reason that may be. So it stands to reason the same would be required of her now the agreement was flipped on its head.
But thenâ
âYou knew my game the day we met.â
JUST LIKE THAT, with a show of his broken cane and a reference to their old song, Rosieâs smiling. And not even reluctantly. Sheâs hook, line, and sinker.
He isnât asking for her soul, he just wants his powers without the added strings of indentured servitude. In fact, heâs implicitly offering to keep doing the exact same thing as before, albeit with less leverage on her side.
Whatever her master plan is, heâs all in. The cards may be out her hands, but he doesnât mind letter her peak at his.
Theyâre scheming together now, your honour!
Valentino and Velvette are, like, loving this clearly.