The Radio Demon

Hello, dearest! I have been curious enough to create a so called "account" on this fancy, hand sized picture box!

[radio-host]

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Rules

NSFW is allowed, but only in dm roleplays, no irl photos or any kind of similar explicit things. oc pictures are ok with proper communication. during reblog/anon ask rps, no pure nsfw, only suggestive.

use common sense.

roleplays happen in reblogs (for less blog clogging, put a dot, and under the cut the actual roleplay.)

[radio-host]

When you died

Did you say

Oh DEER

very funny. unfortunately, I forgot to laugh.

[radio-host]

i like your monocle.

why thank you, my dear.

he seems surprised by the compliment, but not opposed.

[radio-host]

Hello, Alastor, I hope you’re having a wonderful day/afternoon/night

I have a small question if you don’t mind answering, what are your thoughts on podcasts? They’re somewhat like radio broadcasts since they’re mostly audio based, but with a more modern twist to, while I’m not particularly a fan of podcasts, I’d love to hear your opinions on them

And don’t listen to what those naysayers, you’re not old, just vintage, and vintage always has its charms, darling

depends on the podcast. obviously none of them are as good as a proper radio broadcast.

[radio-host]

*gossiping with Rosie while she’s on break* Oh! Rosie, is this the demon you were talking about? I’d love to meet him!

Alastor simply sits down near Rosie, seemingly zoned out, but in actuality he's listening in on any gossip that seems worth his while.

[radio-host]

Hello, Alastor! A pleasure to meet you~ I’m new to hell, you see. I wonder if you would have any interest in showing me around Cannibal Town? I’d happily buy you lunch for your trouble. (A date?! No no, nothing of the sort, I assure you!)

hm! suggest a time and place, perhaps I might even show up.

[radio-host]

Hey Alastor do you think your mom is proud of you? What would happen if you somehow ever saw her again?

ooohoho, I don't think she would approve of the way I do things.

[radio-host]

"Okay- hi- 💜 Anon at your service!"

"Random and weird question-"

"If your eyes turn to radio dials....does that mean someone could potentially use them to switch the radio feedback?"

hahaha! you really think anyone would even dare reach into these eyes? oh, please! NO ONE controls me.

he spins his cane in amusement, his smile unnerving as ever.

[radio-host]

*hiding behind the hotel covered in blood, stolen clothes, with a dismembered arm as a makeshift weapon* *sees Alastor passing by* Hello… I figure it’s safe to assume this is hell?

why yes, of course it is! if you couldn't already tell by all the blood, violence and the blood red sky, fittingly marked with that giant spinning pentagram!

[radio-host]

Hello Alastor,

Since one is never fully dressed without a smile;would you ever tickle a friend/loved one to make them smile? 👀👉👈

if I had any, maybe.

[radio-host]

ahem, right.

hello radio demon, i have a question.

if there's a TV demon, who's an idiot, obviously, and there's you, the radio demon, why isn't there a newspaper demon?

I assume you haven't made acquaintances with dear Zestial yet.

[radio-host]

I'm asking all Alastors I find

If one Alastor owns my soul, do you also own my soul

There is multiple of you

tricky one. why don't you ask our short king how that works? I'm sure he knows all about that.

[radio-host]

Mr Radio Demon, I have a proposal~ There is a certain individual I am certain is here in hell, and has no doubt been causing trouble all these years. If I were to enlist your help in hunting him down, I would happily let you have the pleasure of… permanently ending his soul~ Would you be interested?

and why, pray tell, do you think you can just hire me like an assassin?

[radio-host]

Alastor, what exactly is jambalaya?

why, the most delicious food, of course!

[radio-host]

HOW DO YOU TEACH A DUCK HOW TO NOT SHOOT EVERYTHING???

my friend, the more concerning question is why would you give a gun to a duck? let alone how it could even hold it.

[radio-host]

Would you sit by my Christmas tree and enjoy either The Polar Express movie or Home Alone movie? I know you're not a fan of that media, buuuttt one has to admit that they are entertaining to watch over warm beverages mayhaps? 👀🥺👉👈

i must admit, that does sound rather pleasant. as long as everyone involved knows how to keep their hands to themselves, of course.

[radio-host]

You died for like three months. Where the hell did you go?

I doubt that this is any of your concern, my dear.

he went to get his beauty sleep, but forgot to set an alarm clock. -Admin

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