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[radioactive-minds]

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[naturcs]

by daniel_weissenhorn

[grandrieux]

[sulfatto-deactivated20241018]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

[mopalia-lignosa-deactivated2023]

i once had to convince my mother that narwhals aren’t fictional

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i mean if u asked me to guess which is more likely to exist, a horned horse or a horned whale, and i already knew that antlers are a thing, I would absolutely put all my money on unicorns being the more realistic option

[guerrillatech]

[videntefernandez]

why do that when we can just die

[daily-garfield]

07/17/94

[brittlebonedmethhead]

[speakandsmile-deactivated202311]

worst movie trope is when the weird girl gets a makeover. fuck you. fuck off. i hate you.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

more movies where the weird girl befriends the popular girl and the popular girl gets a weird makeover

[pillowprincesslexa]

Europe is currently being burned alive and people still think climate change is a joke. It’s warmer in North Europe than in the middle eastern deserts.

Nearly all northern countries broke their decades old heat records this week.

[frogs-smoking-cigarettes]

Its only in the low hundreds in farenheit??? In America we get that for like a month or two straight every year??? Y'all need to deal is it really normally so cold over there that yall can live with a little heat???

[pillowprincesslexa]

If you’re gonna have an ignorant American attitude then please only stay on American posts. No one in North Europe has an AC in their houses. Stores, animal shelters, elderly houses, no one has AC. the houses are designed to keep the heat in. The people are not accustomed to the heat. A sudden climate shift like this is extremely dangerous to older people and babies specifically.

There are programs being run to inform elderly people what to do to not die in this heat. There was a heatwave in the Netherlands in 2010 in which approximately 500 more elderly people passed away than normally.

[adhoption]

One thing people don’t often appreciate is that the southern US states are along the same latitude as the Middle Eastern deserts, rather than northern Europe. We’re not competing with Texas, we’re competing with northern Canada. If Saskatoon can’t handle Mexican weather, London can’t handle Middle-Eastern weather. It’s not built for it at all.

[toebeens]

very helpful and informative graphic

[rrachelinthewildd]

[worstloki]

i love thor 1 because thor is like death DEATH murder kiLL KILL DIE!!!!! but then Loki goes "hey so im trying something new and that means some deaths--" and then thor and loki fight bc thor didn't like that

[worstloki]

"well, that seems like an issue for another day"

- Odin, (circa 965-2017 AD)

[worstloki]

"this is a bad idea and exactly not what we should do"

- Loki, 2011

[gargoylelads]

I love that Thor's idea of winning a bet results in having his brother steal several thousand dollars worth of us currency and jumping off a plane mid flight. King shit

[boltofgold]

Thor, on earth, watching a Netflix true crime documentary on DB Cooper:

[thebctman]

“BROTHER YOUR A WELL KNOWN CONSPIRACY AND SOMETHING CALLED AN AIR PIRATE!! WHAT GLORIOUS NEWS”

[gargoylelads]

So true <3

[jjneeps]

July 1st - Across Canada 🍁🧡🧡🧡🧡

Indigenous peoples across Turtle Island beside friends, family and allies marched on July 1st, wearing orange instead of red.

[samanthapanther]

The Stonewall You Know Is a Myth. And That’s O.K. | NYT Celebrating Pride

Happy Pride! Know your history!

[abortionado]

MYTH: Americans set off fireworks on the 4th of July, in honor of our Independence Day

FACT: Americans set off fireworks from approximately June 20th—July 20th, for no reason other than this is the time of year that you can literally buy them at any grocery store

[bunjywunjy]

this holiday is NOT about america it is about SENSELESS EXPLOSIONS, ENFORCED FAMILY TIME, and EATING AS MANY HOT DOGS AS YOU CAN PHYSICALLY FIT IN YOU

[penny-anna]

‘Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien — and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years — you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you can’t imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things. Leave it out, and you’ve got an incomplete world.’ George R R Martin (source)

no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if I’m just like, no george… you can’t imagine hobbits having sex. ;P

[penny-anna]

FOUND IT & I say again: I can imagine hobbits having sex just fine.

[ashi-sewehitsanethe]

Georgey boy here forgetting Sam’s 13 kids.

[penny-anna]

he didn’t forget about them. he just doesn’t understand where they came from.

[ashi-sewehitsanethe]

That’s even funnier, then.

[penny-anna]

george rr martin, looking at the gamgee family tree and crying: wh-where… where did they all come from…….

[scarlet-silverweaver]

this man is apparently under the impression that we need sex scenes to understand that sex exists in any given story universe and honestly that explains so much about his writing

[ailurinae]

It really does

[boopednose]

HOBBITS FUCK GOOD AND THEY FUCK OFTEN

[experimental-sponge]

“When we are going to have sex?”

“…We’ve already had it.”

“We’ve had it once, yes. What about second sex?”

[brookietf]

Does he realize The Hobbit is a children’s book?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I mean it’s very whimsical and fun but where are all the sex scenes”

“Sir please leave this bookshop…”

[gupdoo3]

lack of object permanence but with sex