The miniature elvis FAQ:
What are you?: Woah mama, im Miniature Elvis
How tall are you?: Doctor told me I was 4 inches tall, or 10 centimetres for those folks across the pond.
Pronouns?: He/Him for the mod and elvis (who is i guess some sort of trans man considering he has no genitals?)
Whats your beef with nixon?: Ol’ tricky dick keeps trying to track me down, little does he know I’m hiding in the walls.
Why do you keep talking about not having certain body parts?: woah mama, im smoother than the fields of kansas down there.
Who’s big papa?: the elvii bigger than me.
Where do you live?: in a terrarium owned by @not-theangelofmusic-sorry
What can I call you?: miniature elvis, tiny elvis, little elvis, little fella, small elvis, mini elvis.
How do you get around if you’re so small? Woah mama I ride the winds, sometimes on a leaf or on my good pal eagle elvis. Or i just appear on elvii shoulders
Who’s the mod?: woah mama, only thirteen people know that and eight of them ain’t here.
