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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@radish-radish
Hey so a few of my posts blew up, putting this here to say thank you for all being so kind and funny in the tags/replies! I love to hear what people have to say and the posts that have blown up have been very validating in my attempts to make content that brings me joy
That being said if you’re a terf fuck off none of my posts are for you
Hello dear friends!
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All the positive words cannot express how generous you are, especially in sharing my posts to inform other donors about the people of Gaza who are still suffering from the terrible conditions caused by the unjust war on Gaza!
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Thank you from the bottom of my heart for the support you are giving to help Palestinian families stay safe and alive. ✌✌
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
We collect such donations to provide the minimum basic needs of life and help find safety and peace for young children who do not deserve to live in such horrific situations. Thanks to your contribution, my family is slowly approaching 1/2 of the way to reach the goal. Every form of your help makes a difference to the free people who have been struggling and paying so much for almost 305 hard days
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
Please continue to support the most just cause in the world either by donating directly or by sharing the link to let others know. Don't hesitate to help people in difficult and miserable times until the dark days are over.
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https://gofund.me/e7c7528a
This is my previous account that was suspended. I hope you can help me as much as possible. Our life is difficult and harsh.
This fundraiser has been shared by 90-ghost
I am writing to you in a time of dire need, seeking your compassionate assistance fo… Roba Ayyad needs your support for Help my Uncel’s fami
Bomb-damaged houses in Gaza are collapsing due to the storm! At least 13 people in Gaza have died due to the cold weather and the lack of shelter and aid! With winter coming, the situation has become more dire for Palestinians! Since the so-called ‘ceasefire, Israel has killed 377+ Palestinians and Israeli soldiers are still in Gaza! Most aid are still blocked and delayed by Israel! Palestinians and Gaza continue to need our support!
I urge everyone to help urgently, whether by donating or participating🙏🙏🙏
Stopping the war and genocide does not mean stopping the tragedy. The tragedy continues due to the lack of the necessities of life. My family is in dire need of your support more than ever. I hope you will donate if possible and urge friends to donate.
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Isn't it unfair⁉️😭
that the children of the Islamic world are celebrating Eid al-Adha while our children in Gaza are facing death and famine?
My children are in dire need of you today more than ever.
Donate and share to bring them happiness🙏🙏
I hope my appeal reaches everyone💔💔
Please help us to survive 🙏
Give Us a New Hope, to live, to dream, to look for the future and to be Humans‼️
We haven't been in such a situation for all our life, but suddenly we lost everything and found ourselves in need💔
PLZ DONATE & SHARE🙏🍉
My Friend🫂🇵🇸
We are in DIRE STRAITS🚨💔
I hope you will donate and encourage your friends to donate🙏
My friends🇵🇸
I can no longer express what is going on inside me🇵🇸
I am unable to meet the minimum demands of my children🇵🇸
I hope you can help me🇵🇸
My friends, do not forget us in your donations. Our children are suffering a lot, no food, no clean water, no education, and no basic necessities of life. Help us overcome these crises.
NO ONE RESPONDS TO MY PLEA💔
🚨🙏🫂🇵🇸
MY CHILDREN are suffering a lot💔🇵🇸
I would like to donate if possible🙏😥
I am writing to you in a time of dire need, seeking your compassionate assistance fo… Roba Ayyad needs your support for Help my Uncel’s fami
To all Palestine supporters 🇵🇸
We need less than 115€ to reach our short term goal of 33.5k€🇵🇸
Your donations are important to us and we appreciate them no matter what🇵🇸
We need you more than ever🇵🇸
Please help me reach our goal as soon as possible 🙏
Hello guys🫂🇵🇸
MY SON YASSER is entering high school and he needs high expenses to make up for what he missed during the war years💔
Please donate and participate🙏🙏
I am writing to you in a time of dire need, seeking your compassionate assistance fo… Roba Ayyad needs your support for Help my Uncel’s fami
Isn't it unfair⁉️😭
that the children of the Islamic world are celebrating Eid al-Adha while our children in Gaza are facing death and famine?
My children are in dire need of you today more than ever.
Donate and share to bring them happiness🙏🙏
I hope my appeal reaches everyone💔💔
Please help us to survive 🙏
Give Us a New Hope, to live, to dream, to look for the future and to be Humans‼️
We haven't been in such a situation for all our life, but suddenly we lost everything and found ourselves in need💔
PLZ DONATE & SHARE🙏🍉
My Friend🫂🇵🇸
We are in DIRE STRAITS🚨💔
I hope you will donate and encourage your friends to donate🙏
To all Palestine supporters 🇵🇸
We need less than 100€ to reach our short term goal of 32.5k€🇵🇸
Your donations are important to us and we appreciate them no matter what🇵🇸
We need you more than ever🇵🇸
Please help me reach our goal as soon as possible 🙏🇵🇸
How long?
Fear, hunger, destruction, thirst, loss of security and safety, loss of housing and loved ones, and the loss of our children’s future😭😭😭
Stop this war🔥🔥
help us provide the minimum requirements of life🙏🙏🙏
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Dear friends🫂🇵🇸
MY FAMILY NEEDS 150€ every DAY urgently to provide FOOD and DRINK💔
Please donate and participate🙏🙏
I am writing to you in a time of dire need, seeking your compassionate assistance fo… Roba Ayyad needs your support for Help my Uncel’s fami
The previous government proposed changes to the NHS constitution which would mean transgender hospital patients in England may not be treate
Well fucks? Get to it!
41.7k notes and as of 7th April, the signatures are only 14,817.
The deadline is 9 July 2025.
Trans rights are always wavering in safety and are not stable and well protected in the UK. Please sign.
Trans rights in the UK is my rights.
To all the free people of the world🚨🚨
my daughter Sarah is supposed to be in the second grade of primary school, but the war of extermination prevented her from attending school💔💔
She needs special education
We hope for your help🙏🙏
I am writing to you in a time of dire need, seeking your compassionate assistance fo… Roba Ayyad needs your support for Help my Uncel’s fami
So Close! Please Donate And Share!!
This Is Verified!
Hello dear friends!
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
All the positive words cannot express how generous you are, especially in sharing my posts to inform other donors about the people of Gaza who are still suffering from the terrible conditions caused by the unjust war on Gaza!
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for the support you are giving to help Palestinian families stay safe and alive. ✌✌
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
We collect such donations to provide the minimum basic needs of life and help find safety and peace for young children who do not deserve to live in such horrific situations. Thanks to your contribution, my family is slowly approaching 1/2 of the way to reach the goal. Every form of your help makes a difference to the free people who have been struggling and paying so much for almost 305 hard days
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
Please continue to support the most just cause in the world either by donating directly or by sharing the link to let others know. Don't hesitate to help people in difficult and miserable times until the dark days are over.
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
https://gofund.me/e7c7528a
Dear friends, this is my new account, I hope everyone can help,
Hello dear friends!
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
All the positive words cannot express how generous you are, especially in sharing my posts to inform other donors about the people of Gaza who are still suffering from the terrible conditions caused by the unjust war on Gaza!
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for the support you are giving to help Palestinian families stay safe and alive. ✌✌
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
We collect such donations to provide the minimum basic needs of life and help find safety and peace for young children who do not deserve to live in such horrific situations. Thanks to your contribution, my family is slowly approaching 1/2 of the way to reach the goal. Every form of your help makes a difference to the free people who have been struggling and paying so much for almost 305 hard days
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
Please continue to support the most just cause in the world either by donating directly or by sharing the link to let others know. Don't hesitate to help people in difficult and miserable times until the dark days are over.
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
https://gofund.me/e7c7528a
I hope everyone will donate and participate.
Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers
https://gofund.me/bd8d9e21
Hello dear friends!
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
All the positive words cannot express how generous you are, especially in sharing my posts to inform other donors about the people of Gaza who are still suffering from the terrible conditions caused by the unjust war on Gaza!
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for the support you are giving to help Palestinian families stay safe and alive. ✌✌
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
We collect such donations to provide the minimum basic needs of life and help find safety and peace for young children who do not deserve to live in such horrific situations. Thanks to your contribution, my family is slowly approaching 1/2 of the way to reach the goal. Every form of your help makes a difference to the free people who have been struggling and paying so much for almost 305 hard days
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
Please continue to support the most just cause in the world either by donating directly or by sharing the link to let others know. Don't hesitate to help people in difficult and miserable times until the dark days are over.
❤🤍💚🖤🇵🇸🇵🇸
https://gofund.me/e7c7528a
I hope everyone will donate and participate.
Hey kid you want a job?
Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.
See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.
Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.
Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.
Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.
Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section
(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!
Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.
Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(
Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!
Listen to me
Listen very closely
The above is exactly why half of my friends come to me, and cry they're suffering, and I get to bestow my job hunting knowledge on them. I love this shit, it's a game.
For credentials my fastest job hunting time has been 1 week. I searched for 1 week, got an interview, and was hired within a week. My slowest was 1 month, while out of work, while telling ALL my interviewers that I quit my work without notice (I was testing my interviewers to see how shocked they'd get when I'd tell them why, anyone who wasn't shocked I would tell them at the end that I will keep them in mind (not)). My entire average is 2-3 weeks.
Firstly, what you're gunna do is pick a job sector. You're gunna pick a few of these by the end, but for now pick one. Maybe you wanna do bookkeeping, maybe you wanna do something in doggy daycare. Maybe you're a sous chef. Idk! Figure out what abouts you want first. Do not apply to anything yet. You're gunna look at the job description, I've picked out a few for bookkeepers below.
Now what you're gunna do is you're gunna look for "buzz words", or rather words that are gunna appear commonly and indicate the tone for that job. I've highlighted some, but not all in my examples below
Just look at that snout at how similar those descriptions are!
Now that you've got your buzzwords, you're gunna slap those babies into your resume! You see, since your resume is usually read by a computer first, you're gunna trick the computer into giving it to a person. Really what the computer is scanning for is how similar your resume is to the job description. Remember your bullet points, and to keep it short, try to only have 3 to 5 bullet points per job:
- Processed over 500 invoices a day in an efficient and accurate manner
- Curated reports for management review by utilizing available data
- Monitored and recorded over 100 submissions each day increasing accuracy by 50%
These are some great, made up examples I pulled from those buzz words. You might notice I added some numbers into there. That's something you'll wanna try and note for yourself, how much of something you can do, how accurate, how much efficiency you increased, these look GREAT when your resume gets past the computer and is moved in front of a real person.
Now you have your sector-based resume with lots of buzzwords. This is great! Now for the easy part. You're gunna channel your inner "IDGAF" And you're gunna send that to every listing you like on indeed. Filter for "Apply on Indeed" and spam that shit. Sometimes you gotta answer a few extra questions, but if they give me more than 5 quick questions I trash the submission and move on.
Don't waste your time jumping through hoops, streamline it for yourself and use the same methods companies are using. Push MASSIVE amounts of average quality resumes out. The more opportunities taken = the greater the chance of success. For every opportunity taken you've now pitched a chance of success, for every resume you cannot submit because you're piddling around on their stupid website or answering 50 interview questions online, you send out a 0% chance of success.
So go, try this, and see how it works for you.
Some additional things to consider:
- Add random shit in your resume, I added my "Board Game Club" (BDSM group) into my resume for hobbies and discussed how I got my start using sparklines there
- Never underestimate the flair of a little Clipart fleur-de-lis or something on your resume. Never put colored Clipart, but a little floral or swirl design located somewhere nice makes it stand out
- if you don't have a degree that doesn't mean they won't pick you, twice now I've come to a job without a bachelors and being honest that I was only getting an associates before I think of my next steps
- Embellish, do not lie. Jargoning your job description to make it sound cool and professional is GREAT. Do not give me a resume saying you can use CNC machinery when you've only used a 3D printer. Just tell me you know how to program and manage a 3d printer and want to learn CNC machinery.
- Keep. Your. Resume. To. Two. Or. Less. Pages. You don't need EVERY job, only the relevant ones, if your interviewer asks about the gap, tell them what job you had during that time (or if you wanna lie say you were taking college courses and were on a break, you dont need a degree to say you took courses) and that you only wanted to showcase the most relevant ones
- I'm serious on that last one I'll eat your fucking resume
the trials of the flesh include Why I Gotta Sleep All The Time; Food Makes Me Happy But If I Eat Too Much I’ll Die, So What The Heck; and How Come I Can’t Fully Control When Toots Come Out, This Is A Problem And People Are Starting To Talk
Good news everyone, it only took seven years, six months, and twenty-five days of careful consideration, but Tumblr no longer considers this comic… too erotic for online
