RadSpoonyBard

Into a variety of stuff, mostly just here for laughs and vibes.

[uprising-trolls]

the other night my friends and i played around with phasmophobia’s local in game chat

featuring pepsiman

[zant]

the fact that it’s muffled because they’re upstairs made me scream laugh

[memory-lane-42-deactivated20211]

PEPSI MAN

[uglygirlstatus]

forget L and Light my new favourite Death Note character is Justin the Jewel Skeleton

[hypokeimena]

#me when i get the rules for various situations from justin the jewel skeleton

[podcastwizard]

every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.

anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life

[oncanvas]

The L Train at 14th Street, Richard Estes, 2015

Oil on board 16 x 12 in. (40.64 x 30.48 cm)

[basic-bamboo]

@teaboot oil painting

[teaboot]

MOTHER FUCKING OIL PAINTING???????

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[musicalhell]

"No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough." ~Roger Ebert

[etiennelux]

reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[t-valentines]

reading a positive review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[jabberwockypie]

Reading a negative review of something you hate by someone who very clearly didn't understand it at all and hates it for the wrong reasons

[byjove]

Resteraunt servers have the funniest and most surreal workplace stories of any profession. They have the job that mean nurses think they have. The entire world is working against them the entire shift. And then you feel terrible for laughing. It’s not funny that you tripped and spilled an entire ice tea all over a toddler and the kid started screaming at the top of his lungs. Nobody was having a good day, thank God it wasn’t a hot coffee. That’s not funny. I did laugh so hard tears started rolling down my face when you recounted this mortifying ordeal though.

[byjove]

whatever you’re going through, you’re not them

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

You’ll need the link!

Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?

We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

[yankeeblue]

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[acrylic-kitten]

Not including the next part feels criminal

[ferhog]

After a months of stockpiling followed by a month of advertising I ran a gunpla-building event in my family's pub today.

To answer some questions you may have:

(1. Why does it say 5 pounds when that's like half the normal price and also you're Irish? Because both currencies look like an E and I get them mixed up, and I would have done this for free because I just want to spread the hobby but I thought promising free stuff would look weird.

(2. Is that the original series playing on a TV? I was uncomfortable with the idea of the participants not knowing the lore of what they were building, especially since entry grade manuals are so uninformative, so I played 2 episodes of 0079, 3 episodes of Wing, and 3 episodes of SEED at a far-reaching but not overwhelming volume.

(3. Why are there 6 Strikes but 4 of the other entry grades? Because I also bought 3 launcher/sword striker sets and said anyone who picked the Strike could also have the runner for for one of the 2 expansions. I also give the RX-78 a beam blade each and the Wing an action base 6 each, all so the exceptionally large Nu wouldn't seem like the obvious choice.

(4. Did a bunch of kids walk away loving the hobby? A 9 year old girl asked if she could have another one after finishing her Revival RX-78 and said she was gonna ask if they could watch Gundam after her family watched Frozen tonight. My task is complete.

[cakelovessalad]

this is so wild

[killorbekillian]

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!

[just-a-geekygoth]

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[heckyeahponyscans]

The fact that “dolls having a tea party” has stuck around in the public consciousness is fascinating to me.

Like, back in the Old Days that would be a way that women would actually socialize.  So if a girl had a doll tea party, she was imitating her mom / other contemporary women.

But these days contemporary women don’t have tea parties. So now, the idea of “dolls having a tea party” is an echo of an extinct behavior, only repeated and referenced because it used to be so prevalent.

So a Barbie in a big hat themed for a tea party is a bit like if they made Transformers that turned into stagecoaches and horse-drawn buggies.

[mysticsybil]

Like I wouldn’t buy the fuck out of stagecoach transformers

[kradeiz]

Prime and Prejudice

[bunniope]

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

[iamoutofideas]

could you make up some more words please :)

[bunniope]

wawa gobbler

[iamoutofideas]

belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[mezimraky]

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

[smooththegoofyshark]

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

[evilkitten3]

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

[murgaliciousdefinition]

He is also responsible for one of my favorite comics of all time.

I wanted to buy this print but last I checked on his site it was sold out. Here’s his shop though:

WILL McPHAIL

Giclée Print on Hahnemühle German Etching Paper Limited edition of 100, signed and numbered.  A4 - 30 x 22 cm Orders will be shipped

[faejilly]

There’s a Lady No-Kids Continued

Also Triangle is one of my favorites

[blorbopolis]

im cooking