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the fact that itās muffled because theyāre upstairs made me scream laugh
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the other night my friends and i played around with phasmophobiaās local in game chat
featuring pepsiman
the fact that itās muffled because theyāre upstairs made me scream laugh
PEPSI MAN
abandonware should be public domain. force companies to actively support and provide products if they don't wanna lose the rights to them
Game companies hate emulation, but none of them seem to understand that a lot of us would just buy ROMs from them directly if we could. I don't want a fifth remake of Final Fantasy IV, I want to pay five bucks for the 3MB file you already made bank with thirty years ago. Nobody who wants to play something for the purpose of retro gaming is going to consider a $40 remake as the alternative option, and we're certainly not going to let the original dissappear. They're crying about opportunity cost for a product they're not even selling.
op i know you're probably talking about like, video games, etc, but this is also critical for research science - my lab has so much abandonware, either because the company's out of business, or the company decided to not maintain it, and it's a fucking nightmare. we have two windows 95 computers that are CRITICAL for performing experiments/data analysis because the software needed is abandonware. one of the main roles for a guy in my lab is to maintain these little dinosaurs because if they go out, we lose access to ~20 years of raw data for research. part of why is that these companies also make their own file types, and make it difficult-to-impossible to convert those file types without their specific software. by habit, i convert all research files to more generic versions (txt, pdf, tif, etc) so that i minimize risk of losing my shit, but some stuff can't be converted.
for example, we have a microscope that is perfectly functional, good microscope, but its software is abandonware because the company refused to maintain it. the company is still in business, still makes essentially the exact same software, but they made all of the old tech incompatible with new software to force people to buy the new microscope tech. it would cost a quarter million dollars to replace this microscope. this perfectly good microscope.
so like, i know a lot of people look at the original post here and go "well op just wants old video games to play" (which is valid! games companies should not be able to push shit to abandonware and then close it off) but also this is critical for like. biomedical research. if y'all had any idea how much basic infrastructure built on science relies on shit that is technically abandonware, you would probably be horrified.
#there is so much abandonware just...out there being used and carefully maintained#because nothing quite replicates the functionality
āoh no, my audience has begun to guess the big twists of my story and are accurately predicting what will happen!ā
incorrect response: write the rest of the story to be as twisty, shocking and counter to expectations as possible, regardless of whether this is a logical or satisfying way for the plot to go
correct response:
can someone elaborate on the āmake hoaxā and āpost angry tweet about āleakāā part. iām stupid and donāt understand things
sure!
(youāre not stupid. I posted this thinking it would amuse a handful of mutuals who all knew the context and that would be about it, so I didnāt think about providing any other explanation. I had no idea it would spread this far.)
Iāll start from the very beginning just to be thorough. so this is Alex Hirsch, creator and head writer of Gravity Falls, a show which had a big focus on mystery, conspiracies, codes and ciphers, etc. the whole plot is kicked off by one of the main characters finding a mysterious old journal in the woods, which detailed all kinds of weird and supernatural things, but then ended abruptly with the author saying they had to hide the journal because they were being watched. the central driving mystery of the show, therefore, was the question of who wrote the journal and what happened to them.
now, the thing about Gravity Falls is that, while it must be said that the writers werenāt always quite as sure of their plans as we tend to like to think they are, it is very much a fair play mystery, with legitimate clues to what was going on. but the writers were caught off guard by how quickly the show attracted a dedicated audience, including a lot of people outside the primary presumed demographic, who started solving the clues faster than expected. so some of the fans were able to correctly guess who the author was before it was revealed in the show, and the theory started spreading. this put the writers in something of a panic, because this was THE mystery that the whole story revolved around, with ¾ of the show building up to the dramatic reveal in the middle of season 2. they wanted it to be a mystery that could be figured out, sure, but they werenāt prepared for people to solve it so far in advance of when it was planned to be revealed, which would have really taken away from the big moment. they werenāt going to change the main story itself, but having been caught unaware by how much attention the fans were paying, they wanted to up the ante and make the mystery more complex to solve going forwardābut first they needed to buy some time and throw the fandom off the scent for a little longer.
hence, Alexās plan as described above. they whipped up a fake shot that appears to give away the identity of the author as being another character in the show, put it on a screen in the studio as if it was a real animation frame, took a picture of it, and āleakedā it online. it was initially decided to be a hoax (albeit, I think, presumed to be a hoax originating from outside the production team), until Alex posted this tweet:
ā¦before quickly deleting it (though not so quickly that it didnāt get seen, of course).
it worked well enough to distract most people for a while, and wasnāt revealed as a hoax until a year later, when an episode aired that definitively proved that the supposed screenshot could never have happened, at which point Alex owned up to the whole thing as seen in the tweet above. by then the episode with the real reveal wasnāt far off, and while people did still work it out ahead of time, it was more of an āOH MY GOD I KNEW IT!ā moment than a ābooooooring, weāve known that for agesā moment, which of course was what the writers wanted all along.
personally I find this a fascinating approach to dealing with the problem of spoilers, because it doesnāt affect the story itself at all; if you watch Gravity Falls todayāor if you were watching it when it aired without any significant contact with the fandomāyouād never know about it. ultimately, the problem the writers were facing wasnāt that some people might guess the answer to the mysteryāthey never wanted to make it completely impossible to predictāso much as it was that they hadnāt designed the story to stand up to so many people working on the puzzle together, which resulted in a sort of total output of puzzle-solving ability that far outstripped the capability of any one solo human being. so their solution is something thatās very much targeted toward delaying that group problem-solving, without actually affecting the experience of any individual person watching the show.
plus, itās very in keeping with the overall tone of the show.
and now you know!
if your audience guesses the ending of your story
donāt:
change the ending
do:
gaslight them
For clarity, when I said "don't push yourself", I didn't mean "don't ever test your physical and emotional limits"; I just meant maybe the Costco parking lot is not the place to conduct that particular experiment.
It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands
Itās actually the peopleburger leagues
Blocking for being funnier than me
depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal
do you think steam just magically comes out of nowhere im so sick of these people who dont understand steampunk it makes me want to get into my submersible bathysphere and never reemerge
Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.
what is the coal doing to the water
Makes sense to me
The coal car is so the train driver man can have delicious barbecues whenever he likes (:
sometimes when i see posts like this i go and check on the person who was Very Wrong because about 80% of the time their blog now looks like this:
scarlet letter tumblr edition
congratulations players you've u̶n̶i̶o̶n̶i̶z̶e̶d̶ threatened me with violence
what the fuck are my mutuals doing
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I just enjoy cola generally why do people want me to choose a brand
you already did choose a brand, calling it cola š
And which brand is that? RC cola? Shasta cola? Jones cola? Red rock cola?
We both know cola is Coca-Cola. Stop being facetious
Your view of cola is extremely narrow and I do not agree with it or accept it
So today on the local news they covered that the US menās soccer team beat Australia but the news anchors didnāt get nearly as excited about that as they did about the report about the local zoo releasing more endangered lizards into the wild and frankly I agree with them
I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like
Jail time for baby Ratha. Heās a very bitey boy
kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say āiām in love with youā and the other one replied āsword slash to the chest. and youāre on fireā
The cutest part of this manga so far
For context: Given the story takes place in the 1990s, the first of the silver-bordered card sets, Unglued, was released in 1998. It had a lot of shenanigans in card design that meant they weren't tournament legal but more for fun and kitchen table play. The two primary characters here each open a pack containing one half of the BFM (Big Furry Monster). It might as well be the cheesy half-heart necklace thing with these two š
I love this because like 99% of this kind of paleoart is patriarchal Man the Hunter type fantasies but these guys are just like āfuck it weāre outta hereā
we have not changed.
The Flight Before The Mammoth. Paul Jamin. 1885
Behind The Scenes Of National Geographic. Teodor Vladimorov, Brandon Smith. 2011. read more
yoā¦. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebendersā¦.
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:
Jet: Heās a firebender!
The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.
#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like āyeah thatās fairā
He didnāt even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him