This little witches world

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[thepeoplesduchess]

bloop!

[gaysemiotics]

OBLITERATED

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

BITCH I’M ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[greatpretending]

Making friends on tumblr is weird. It’s like “Hi, I don’t know where you’re from but I know your kinks and exactly how depressed you were last Tuesday.”

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

“I don’t know your name but I know how many dicks you’ve sucked and seen your asshole, you said you were feeling sad so I wanted to check in on you”

[sixpenceee]

“The common street scene to the people who live near Mount Fuji”

Posted by u/Chris_Isur_Dude

[sixpenceee]

“The common street scene to the people who live near Mount Fuji”

Posted by u/Chris_Isur_Dude

[anistonjen]

tumblr on december 17th be like

[surprisebitch]

honestly

[daviddomoney]

[sixpenceee]

Green Children of Woolpit

The legend of the green children of Woolpit concerns two children of unusual skin colour who reportedly appeared in the village of Woolpit in Suffolk, England, some time in the 12th century, perhaps during the reign of King Stephen. The children, brother and sister, were of generally normal appearance except for the green colour of their skin. They spoke in an unknown language, and the only food they would eat was beans. Eventually they learned to eat other food and lost their green pallor, but the boy was sickly and died soon after he and his sister were baptised. The girl adjusted to her new life, but she was considered to be “rather loose and wanton in her conduct”. After she learned to speak English, the girl explained that she and her brother had come from Saint Martin’s Land, a subterranean world inhabited by green people.

(Source)

[prospects]

“Your flaws are perfect for the heart that is meant to love you.”

— Unknown (via coral)

[deng-dong-deactivated20150421]

the gothest sentence in existence

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[tenderstems]

[catchymemes]

[chivalrouswooly]

Omfg lol

[amazingspaceship]

You can really spot a lot if you look closely at all the fighters…

[salamander-hamilton]

[twitterlols]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

(Quick Context: The party has just been ordered by a queen to kill 3 of 4 princesses who have survived a trial that has never had more than one survive. She has left to get ready for “ascension” and the party have been deciding what to do in and out of character while the DM is in the bathroom.)

DM: Hey, are you guys planning to kill the queen?

Kenku Paladin OOC: Uh… no?

DM: Ok, because I’d have to make a sheet for her if you did.

-five minutes later-

DM: The Queen returns an-

Kenku Paladin: I HURL A JAVELIN AT HER FACE!

[1977punk]

people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season" 

[fedswatching]

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead