alis volat propriis

Houston, Texas. Ancient Languages and Cultures major. 23. University of Houston. IG: jessicatingley

[imaproudsone]

[ruinedchildhood]

OHMYGOD 😂😂😂😂😂

[love-the-person-you-are]

[macgyverlizard]

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Bath time is the best time!

[in-all-conscience-deactivated20]

Me at the beginning: What the fuck is that thing?

Me at the end: What the fuck was that thing? It was being such a good boy.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Red Tegu Lizard named MacGyver.  Male Tegu apparently grow those jowls.  I think it makes them look like they swallowed a hamburger whole.

Tegu are apparently some of the smartest and most sociable lizards.  They recognize their owners, can be trained to some degree and show affection.  

[thatchickatthecomicbookstore]

He wanted her to pick him up I can’t believe this what a good boy

[stability]

[timeforpaint]

[onlytwitterpics]

[thetattedstoner]

I be telling folks I’m lame and boring hoping it scares them away

Them: I like lame and Boring

Me:

[windyblows]

Omg 😂

[vannathaghost]

Somebody gon tell me this in real life and that’s gonna be my same reaction^^^

[ora-le-deactivated20211218]

If you can appreciate oldies, i fucks wit you.

[wearevanity]

Leopard in the wild 

[sundxwn]

Froezn Hell …

by Iurie Belegurshi

[serious]

artwork by Max Lavie

[bloodbending]

god tier childhood cartoon anthems

> danny phantom theme song > My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark > sweet victory from the bubble bowl episode of spongebob

[laerugo]

> secret tunnel from ATLA

[bigbigtruck]

quotes taken from the source

[calliopeoracle]

I have a cat that says ‘Mau’, and a cat that says ‘Moo’. At least that’s what they usually say, they have a pretty extensive vocabulary.

[zambiunicorn]

Brrmmloo is my favorite cat noise hello cats

[cellarspider]

I’ve been looking for this one for AGES it’s really hard to search for especially when you forget the header.

[sspock]

personally the “cat activation noise” is my favorite

[smelbo-deactivated20190119]

PRRMpP??, prrp, bpprr, mmrrmmm, prmmbrpp, (these are all sounds my cat makes

[goofnuggetkarlaa]

when we throw toys for one of my cats, she makes like a chattering “kakakakaka” sound

[sweetlikesugaminyoongi-deactiva]

my cat says “BROWR” so we call him browser 

[batth3w]

my cat says “NGEEEAAAA” a lot.i think he wants to say nyaa.but..well.he failed.

[big-meows]

This is my favorite thing on the internet

[neogohann]

[sparkytheandroid]

nintendo shows high society millenials playing the Switch in spacious uptown lofts meanwhile I dropped my DS onto ketchup on a paper plate and licked it clean

[paradoxicalissue]