astrophile

dani. 23. star trek enthusiast.

[anxeious]

[valtsv]

the human capacity for hindsight is incredible. my ancestors evolved a defence mechanism for identifying threats to their existence and now i'm out here experiencing the kinds of regret that russian authors wrote 6000 page novels about.

[valtsv]

to be fair my ancestors probably also experienced these kinds of regret, but back then russian novelists hadn't been invented yet

[unholyblissafterdark]

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[coldspicyy]

None of these words are in the bible.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

au contraire, mon ami

[transarsonist]

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

[cunt-inent]

^ influencers pandering to lgbt

[c3rvida3]

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

[evilsoup]

how to tell human,,, "ilove you",,,

[theabigailthorn]

thoughts??

no thanks i'm trying to quit

[srvphm]

there should be plushies of the strange but endearing creatures that live in medieval texts margins

[medievalthymes]

HE!!!!

[foulserpent]

this was an unpopular take in recent history but i truly believe it is possible to care about your friends and acquaintances and be a good friend while simultaneously hoping their lame ass boyfriend (theres always one) dies in a boating accident or falls into a well or smth

[teathattast]

[i-am-committing-tax-fraud]

Maurice

[teathattast]

Maurice

[nemesisvariant]

Maurice

[nuiiphy]

Maurice

[catgifsinthesenate]

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

[yournewcryptid]

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

[massivetittiesandwarcrimes]

[catcrumb]

[orpheuslament]

sorry i go a little bit insane at the thought that will chose hannibal. like he couldve had a normal happy life but he decided to drop it all to go be sexy & insane with the love of his life. like we talk a lot about hannibal & will being predestined (& they are!) & not enough about the fact that they chose each other. over freedom, over normalcy, over stability, over life itself. its crazy. sorry

[snazzymolasses]

[bivampir]

must representation be “good”? is it not enough to watch two men destroy each other's lives

[inkskinned]

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

[lady-harrowhark]

and the thrilling sequel: “taking meds for that is the easy way out!” right you are my dude, i’m a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

[weaver-z]

Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it

[teddymedley]

we have multiple actually. you forgot gatito and gatita.

[weaver-z]

HOW could I forget....

Los gatitos....

[weaver-z]

I have been informed that in Spanish these are also called MICHIS... the winning streak continues

[imeverywoman420]

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

[sanctuarycove]

I made witch soups in my garden

[breeyn]

A bride recently asked me to make her a necklace for her wedding that looked like a fancy throat slash. This was a really fun project.

[unsolids-your-snake]

Yo that thing absolutely fucks