Knitting, Because Assault Is Illegal

Open to questions, comments, requests, etc!

[rageknitter]

Why is it that I can only find blunt eye needles around my entire house when I don't have any finished projects, and yet as soon as I need them, they've all mysteriously disappeared!

[rageknitter]

Every time I start a project for myself, I get someone asking me. "Hey, can you make me a ____?"😫

[motleymakery]

Free Crochet Pattern:

Clematis Garland by Claire Maloney on Ravelry.

[rageknitter]

Where is the oddest place you've brought your knitting?

[oneskeinshort]

On my honeymoon cruise, sitting in a lounge chair by the pool.

[rageknitter]

Where is the oddest place you've brought your knitting?

[karmawasherelove]

When I knit or sew stuffed animals and their limbs and body parts are lying out on my table… I feel like a mad scientist. Some times I practice my made scientist laugh and freak out my neighbors in my apartment building. I think I need a lab coat and goggles to complete the scene.

[rageknitter]

Casting on is the most aggravating and tedious part of knitting.

[rageknitter]

I hate duplicate stitch. I hate duplicate stitch. Screw it, I'm redoing it, but I'm going to knit the leaf into the sock as I'm going, not friggen after.

[fannishknits]

What sorts of patterns or motifs would you like to become trendy to knit?

[avanavera-deactivated20151019]

Sword and sorcery motifs. I need someone more talented than I to put dragons, goblins, swords, and magic staffs all in one fair isle design!

[youve-been-winchestered]

*furiously knits away problems*

[ungendered-yarn-deactivated2018]

Lazy Knitting Problems

Every time I start a new project I promise myself that I will do a gauge swatch next time………

[rageknitter]

THANK YOU!

Alright, I'm not going to say how many exactly, but recently I've had an influx of followers, more than I thought I'd get EVER, so thank you! I'm a pretty shy person in public, around people I don't know too well, so doing this blog is somewhat awkward for me, but I think I'm getting the hang of this... Anyway, the point of this post, aside from saying thanks, is to ask what followers would like to see more of on here (asks, patterns, color knitting charts, tips and advice, etc.) EVERY IDEA WILL BE THOUGHT OVER AND ATTEMPTED, SO COMMENT, MESSAGE ME OR WHATEVER ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE OF ON THIS BLOG!!

[rageknitter]

Can always count on knitting to relieve stress! (Well, knitting, hugs, naps, and puppies)

[rageknitter]

A friend asked me what the first thing I'd want to learn if I got an acceptance letter from Hogwarts, I'd be lying if I said I didn't blurt out knitting magic...

[rageknitter]

Anyone know how to fix a broken needle?

"Sturdy" my ass, I'm sticking to aluminum from now on, they may bend, but this wooden one didn't last three socks before breaking!

[rageknitter]

What's Your Least Favorite Part About Knitting?

[the-damn-hat-deactivated2020121]

Free pattern here: http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/summit-2