motherfucking triple spikes

Name's Michael. I play video games for a living and I get paid to throw hissy fits over games I don't understand. But there's a reason for that. Not that I'm going to fucking tell you. get the fuck out of here I belong to the Achievement Teeth RPG. Not really Michael Jones, sorry.

[ragequips-blog]

fuck you, it is so not my turn to bring the donuts.

[more-or-less-human]

Visit Original Link

[ragequips-blog]

I’m a killer, cold and wrathful silent sleeper, I’ve been inside your bedroom. I’ve murdered the whole half the town left you love notes on their headstones I’ll fill the graveyards until I have you. Moonlight walking, I smell your softness carnivorous and lusting to track you down among the pines. I want you stuffed into my mouth hold you down and tear you open, live inside you - love, I’d never   h   u    r   t   you. But I’ll grind against your bones until our marrows mix I will eat you slowly… Oh, the horror of our love never so much blood pulled through my veins. Oh, the horror of our love… never so much blood

[toxicspikes]

okay but michael would absolutely stage dive at every show and every time rays like “dude one day you’re gonna die” and michaels like NAH ILL BE FINE but subsequently on the finale of the last day of tour one day michael has a misjudgment of the readiness of the crowd and breaks his nose and he gets back onstage as theyre leaving with ice over his face and rays like “I told you so” and he’s like “but i didnt die asshole you told me NOTHING”

[teamnice-dynamite]

Let’s Play Live: Dr.Free and Dr.Jones

[thatnrd]

If you guys thought I was done with this footage, you were wrong.

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[sharingneedles]

this is legitimately the best moment of my entire life i feel like i need to prepare a speech

[ellaks]

[to-kel-a-mockingbird]

wow, the lazer team special effects crew did a great job

[renegadeartist]

shout out to let’s play live, amiright

[teammuchrespect]

it is now that we should all remember that time michael left ahwu and then came back dragging a smiling and laughing burnie with him

[the-meta]

#Michael brought the head Michael

[terrasaved-deactivated20160221]

evil is watching

[camsbizarreadventure]

Hi I’ll be auditioning for the role of dexter grif, and I’ll be singing then I got high-by afrojack

[justphilanddan]

do you ever cry because michael jones went from the being the rage quit guy to being a freaking movie star

[buttpop]

me, a virgin?? that’s silly. i have tons of sex. i love inserting my penis into *looks at smudged writing on hand* varguba

[achievementt-teeth]

Michael is going to be on Youtubers react :D

[anakinnaberrie]

im crying x

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

boom crack the sound of my joints