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The Safekeep (2024), Yael van der Wouden, p. 143.

sports are so stressful and for what. i’m not a gambler, i don’t know any of these people personally, why does my tummy hurt.

#me watching any cycling race

levourdalak

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

nifeandaccurate

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

levourdalak

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

nifeandaccurate

>:3€

levourdalak

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

lucyllawless

Rio holding onto Agatha's wrist

eethok

Fun fact but according to historians, tamagotchi were a popular commodity for noble ladies in the 14th century

smegmafactory4ever

bantersnatch

very important people is so unhinged from the guest comedian's perspective. like you get an email from sam reich asking if you want to come play ??someone?? on a show. you don't know what you're getting into but you say yes because it's a gig and you've been promised some level of Fun. you get there and spend 2-3 hours in the makeup chair being actively lied to and gaslit by the costuming team. they spray shit in your mouth. they put shit in your eyes. you can't rotate your hips because of the prosthetics. then they give you a mirror and half an hour max to scramble for Something Funny before you are unceremoniously thrown into the waiting jaws of vic fucking michaelis, who is deep in character as the most haunted freak you've ever met and running on four shots of espresso three hours of sleep + a dream. and people still came back for season 2.

veryimportantpeopleshow

🧟Tonight, on an all-new episode of Very Important People - Barbara and Bill (John Early & Kate Berlant) join Vic Michaelis for an important conversation about monogamy, scandal, and a new venture in soup.

Catch up on the season on Dropout

#another instant classic #very important people

portal2myfantasy

avadaniels

trueloveistreacherous

I'm the better person for the job. If you hire him, you'll just be making the same version of the same show that's existed for 50 years, and it won't be special or unique. It'll just be the same shit in a dress! No, it won't. Yes, it will, because I know you. You're already making decisions out of fear, and you'll keep doing it. And even if I wasn't the best person for the job, and I am, you should give it to me because of our relationship! It's not about our relationship. It's about making the show work. Don't you get it? It'll work better because of our relationship. What we make together is good because of it. And you know that, or else you wouldn't have asked me to come back here in the first place.

Jean Smart and Hannah Einbinder as Deborah Vance and Ava Daniels in season 3 of Hacks (2021-present) created by Lucia Aniello, Paul W. Downs and Jen Statsky

evgar

agathario but it's a cowboy!au where agatha hires rio to work at her ranch and rio's a sexy annoying little shit (they want each other so bad and occasionally have hate sex until they inevitably fall in love)