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When family/friends "tease" me about my interests
What they think they're doing: good harmless fun :)
What they're actually doing: making me more paranoid, making me ashamed of what I like, more distrustful. More likely to hide all my interests and not want to open up to anybody.
The details in this series is just crazy. Take this as an example, how they decided to add this little comment which I assume chat doesnât even say it all that loud for ladybug to hear. And itâs because of the importance a tiny piece of dialogue can have over a character. In this scene, for a few seconds we can see a bit of Adrien in cat noir, looking at how he acts when heâs using the miraculous all jokes and happiness, seeing this uncertainty in his voice is a total change of character, aside of the fact that this proves Adrien has grown up with the idea that his father really doesnât care about him, and deep inside heâs just a boy resigned to accept most people have the love of their parents, while heâs not one of them.
But notice, he still fights against the Bubbler. Even though he has no reason to help save the parents, he acknowledges that parents are worth something. Even though he hasnât experienced the love of a parent and has a right to be angry, he still fights. He fights to get his terrible father back, because he values otherâs happiness over his.Â
He is such a sweet lil cinnamon roll <3
I donât get this whole fascination or desire with women to be smaller than their significant other.
Ladies. You do not have to be smaller than your partner, you do not.
You are not any less feminine if you are taller or fatter than your partner
You are amazing
Hold your head up high and take up that spaceÂ
Donât be ashamedÂ
Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their crush doesnât like them. Thatâs kids will be kids.
Your child calls other children homophobic, racist, or misogynistic slurs. Your child steals or tells other children that theyâre not allowed to play in certain areas. Your kid punches their crush when that child doesnât reciprocate their feelings. That is NOT âkids will be kidsâ and you as the parent or teacher need to put a stop to it.Â
I like to think that Efi is a big fan of Lucio and also looks up to him as a role model since heâs not just an international music icon but also a freedom fighter that literally led an uprising to free his city. All before the age of 30.
Bonus art:
Mandatory group pic after meeting your favourite celebrity!
college gothic
someone in your class mentions communism. they speak about it at length. you are in biology class.
you text your mother. she does not respond for 3 days. you text her again and then realize that it has only been 2 hours since your first text.
freshmen travel in packs. what are they afraid of.
your class is in room 153. the numbers start at 201. you cannot find the first floor.
someone is talking about communism. it is not the same person as last time. this is an english class.
your transcript says you have an A in philosophy 3310. you do not remember taking this class. what did you learn? what did you do?
you meet your elevator buddy. you do not speak. you never do. you ride in silence. one day, they are not there. you miss them.
your advisor refers you to the registrar. the registrar refers you to admissions. admissions refers you to both the registrar and your advisor. you have spoken to two people who do not exist and one who has been dead for ten years.
the boy who sits next to you wears the same clothes everyday. you think this is strange but when you mention it, he tells you that this is the first time he has worn this outfit. you realize that you have lived this day before.
you pass someone sleeping in the quad. he has always been there. stop looking at him.
someone answers, âcommunism.â it is not someone who has been previously mentioned. the question was, âwhat is an example of the art of ancient greece?â
you have a doppelganger on campus. you have never met them. they know all of your friends.
the seniors speak only to professors. their eyes are dead. they have given up the safety of the pack long ago.
the professor is talking about STDâs. your math class is very strange.
the powerpoint is in comic sans. you suspect that your economics professor is an extraterrestrial being after all.
âcommunism,â the man serving you lunch insists. wearily you nod. thatâs what everyone says.
My favorite thing about Dungeons & Dragons is how fucking quickly people become ride-or-die bitches with each other
no lie i had a campaign where I tried playing a really chaotic neutral âleave me aloneâ rouge and ended up attached at the hip to our monk who couldnât roll higher than a natural 10 to literally save his life bc in our first encounter he called my character âa nice lassâ and that was all it took
Once made a tinker type halfling and realized that it was actually a really terrible idea since 1) nobody else in the party was mechanical and 2) there werenât really any weapons that depended on my characterâs skills to use. So he was basically a tiny little short dude who was really good at fixing watches, making and throwing alchemist fires and creating warmachines (if he had the time). We also used a homebrew point system where if you crippled your character you could get more points to spend on other things - so poor little Halfling tinkerer had two leg braces, moved at half the speed of everyone else, had an addiction to smoking/chewing tobacco/alcohol and didnât have the eyesight to use long range weapons/rifles.Â
He was useless in the current team comp of Elf Sorcerer/Wizard, Human Fighter and Dwarf Cleric of sorts.
Until someone joined and rolled a Warforged. They were inseparable, to the point where I put points in ride and got the DM to give us a little custom harness/saddle so my character could hitch a ride. The Warforged wanted to discover why it was created and what it meant to exist; the Halfling wanted to create something close to the deathstar.Â
Imagine this - youâre a shitty villain waiting for the heroes to arrive. You know three of them are generic elf/human/dwarf combo with magic, and the fourth is a shitty little halfling, when suddenly a Warforged comes charging through the goddamn wall (John Cena style) with a Halfling riding him like Mother Fucking Mad Max Master Blaster. The Warforged is a monk throwing Str 20+ punches with the fury of his machine god behind his fists while his tiny crippled buddy, who repairs him in exchange for a ride/protection, is suspended in a childâs carrying harness throwing alchemist fire with one hand and shooting off a revolver with the other.Â
Death comes for you, and itâs in a baby carrier on 7Ⲡof fist.
who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says âim going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like itâ
Feed Me The Pain Salt
if my eye isnât twitching its not sour enough
PETS at Home has recalled four lines of cat food after some animals collapsed and started fitting. The major pet retailer said the three cats became âseriously unwellâ.
A statement on the companyâs website says: âWe are sorry to inform you that we are recalling these AVA products from our range of dry cat food.
âAn investigation has revealed that, in the four affected products, the level of thiamine (vitamin B1) was much lower than we had specified. Testing confirmed only these four products are affected.
âWe are aware of three cats which, sadly, became seriously unwell four to six weeks after switching to one of the affected products and required veterinary care. All three cats exhibited symptoms of sudden collapse, fitting, widespread twitching and general unsteadiness which are not the classic symptoms of thiamine deficiency.â
What AVA products are affected?
Product: AVA Veterinary Approved Grain Free Mature 7+ Cat Food Optimum Health
Pack size: 2kg
Product code (under the barcode): 7120400
Batch codes:
6165 â best before 14 June 2017
6181 â best before 30 June 2017
6295 â best before 22 October 2017
6363 â best before 29 December 2017
Product: AVA Veterinary Approved Grain Free Mature 7+ Cat Food Optimum Health
Pack size: 4kg
Product code (under the barcode): 712401
Batch codes:
6165 â best before 14 June 2017
6169 â best before 18 June 2017
6210 â best before 29 July 2017
6252 â best before 09 September 2017
6325 â best before 21 November 2017
7016 â best before 16 January 2018
Product: AVA Veterinary Approved Grain Free Senior 12+ Cat Food Optimum Health
Pack size: 2kg
Product code (under the barcode): 712402
Batch codes:
6161 â best before 10 June 2017
6166 â best before 15 June 2017
6229 â best before 17 August 2017
Product: AVA Veterinary Approved Grain Free Adult Cat Food Indoor/Neutured
Pack size: 1.5kg
Product code (under the barcode): 712407
Batch codes:
6165 â best before 14 June 2017
6166 â best before 15 June 2017
6188 â best before 07 July 2017
7006 â best before 6 January 2018
âIf you have bought any of the listed products with the specified product codes, please return it to where you bought it for a full refund or call 0800 328 4204.âIf you have concerns that your cat may be showing any of these symptoms after switching to one of the four affected products then you should stop feeding and seek immediate veterinary advice.âYou can also contact one of Pets At Home customer advisers on 0800 328 4204 for general advice.â
@geopsych Thank you for sending.
@yes-this-is-not-ok just in case you feed your girls this brand. đŻ
Thank goodness I do not!! Reblogging for all my kitty households out there!!! Hoping everyoneâs babies are ok!Â
I play bassoon in our intermediate band and double bass in the senior band. The last time our school bands did a concert, there were I kid you not at least 4 White Moms⢠that came up to me and yelled at me for playing âinstruments not fitting for a young womanâ and âsetting a bad exampleâ for their daughters. One of them didnât even know what a bassoon was (she called it a clarinet the entire time) nor what a double bass was (she called it a âbig violinâ), apparently it was just bc the instruments were relatively largerâŚlike ok chill I like bass instruments whatâs wrong with that Iâll hit you over the head with my double bass
A schoolmate of mine who is a female trombonist was constantly advised to âdress masculineâ (slacks, ties, etc) to âmatchâ her instrument. She refused, and instead - especially when she went to give performances at public schools for young kids - she made it a point to wear pretty clothes and makeup.
One little girl asked her (if memory serves)if she could play trombone someday too. My schoolmate and told her (approximately), âYou can play anything you want, and wear anything you want while playing it.â
This is the kind of lesson we NEED to be giving our daughters - that they can play whatever the fuck instrument they want to, and look however they want playing it. STOP teaching our girls that they canât or shouldnât play certain instruments because they are âmasculine.â
INSTRUMENTS DO NOT HAVE A GENDER! Play whatever instrument you love to play and donât let anybody stop you!Â
I play the tuba (I know) and when I started taking it more seriously, I was told that it would be very hard for me to make it anywhere as a girl playing a lower brass instrument. They told me I wouldnât be able to wear a dress because I had to sit with the tuba between my legs, and that would be unladylike. So I turned up at my first big audition with a big flower in my hair, a floral summer dress and heels, and rubbed it in the face of all of those men that yes, I was a girl in a dress who sang classical soprano, but that also meant that I had better lung capacity than all of them. When I was at that audition, a girl came up to me who was playing euphonium (like a small tuba) and asked me if she could try my tuba because sheâd always wanted to play, but had been told that it was for boys.Â
Instruments arenât gendered. Boys can be amazing at flute, girls can be kickass at tuba. Play whatever you want and have a great time doing it.
as someone whoâs never played in an ensemble bigger than a quartet:
wait, this is a thing??? my god.
listen, if anyone ever tells you youâre the wrong gender for your instrument, the correct response is to get very, very close to them, and then make the most annoying sound you can possibly make with that instrument.
In case someone still denies the existence of white privilege..
Using white privilege to expose bigoted businesses!
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itâs always amazing to watch adults discover how much changes when they donât treat their perspective as the default human experience.
example: itâs been well-documented for a long time that urban spaces are more dangerous for kids than they are for adults. but common wisdom has generally held that thatâs just the way things are because kids are inherently vulnerable. and because policymakers keep operating under the assumption that thereâs nothing that can be done about kids being less safe in cities because thatâs just how kids are, the danger they face in public spaces like streets and parks has been used as an excuse for marginalizing and regulating them out of those spaces.
(by the same people who then complain about kids being inside playing video games, Iâd imagine.)
thing is, thereâs no real evidence to suggest that kids are inescapably less safe in urban spaces. the causality goes the other way: urban spaces are safer for adults because they are designed for adults, by adults, with an adult perspective and experience in mind.
the city of Oslo, Norway recently started a campaign to take a new perspective on urban planning. quite literally a new perspective: they started looking at the city from 95 centimeters off the ground - the height of the average three-year-old. one of the first things they found was that, from that height, there were a lot of hedges blocking the view of roads from sidewalks. in other words, adults could see traffic, but kids couldnât.
pop quiz: what does not being able to see a car coming do to the safety of pedestrians? the city of Oslo was literally designed to make it more dangerous for kids to cross the street. and no one realized it until they took the laughably small but simultaneously really significant step ofâŚlowering their eye level by a couple of feet.
so Oslo started trimming all its decorative roadside vegetation down. and what was the first result they saw? kids in Oslo are walking to school more, because itâs safer to do it now. and that, as it turns out, reduces traffic around schools, making it even safer to walk to school.
so yeah. this is the kind of important real-life impact all that silly social justice nonsense of recognizing adultism as a massive structural problem can have. stop ignoring 1/3 of the population when youâre deciding what the world should look like and the world gets better a little bit at a time.
I try to imagine the reaction of 15th century spice traders if I explained to them I purchased two shirts from London and they arrived the next day 6500 miles away. This service was free.