Dakota Frog Blog 2020

⠀Italian Rodeo Clown. He/Him, Norcal, 20s DM for clown pics

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[pjackk]

Eating pussy = my crazy world

Sucking penus = your infinite nebula

[chestnutroan]

Happy Columbo Sunday!

[1percentcharge]

Boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are (updated; 2023 edition)

1. Queens (needs no explanation)

2. Brooklyn (Brooke and Lynn are both women’s names. Passes the Bechdel test)

3. Staten Island (no man is an island)

4. The Bronx (has an x, gender neutral)

5. Manhattan (literally has man in the name)

[supermariomamafucker]

scientist discovers a little animal awww

[3000s]

[karvina]

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover

[pjackk]

If any1 here lives in philly lets chill at Bad Brother they got the dopest art here

Dm me if interested we can do a lil smoke smoke first i got a roach blunt i been working on for like 2 weeks now

[unalivejournal]

Im probably a bad person but I'm a bad person so idrc about that rn

[teratocrat]

there's no cock anymore no ones getting dicked down ever again they just announced that the last cock was found and sucked by a fisherman in argentina

[flopdylan]

I’ll block a bitch on ants.com

[junk-thunder]

that edible you took three years ago is about to kick in

[everyteenager4free1]

[miquellakind]

the bird fights its way out of the egg. awww. awwww. aw. the egg is the world So Cute. so so So cute.

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[corvid-ia]

[thedogeveryonehates]

Is there anything you'd like to add for all the Hung Buds in the audience right now?

hello i am scared of your big penis