# 18

Rip Joe Colborne

[inactiveblogger-deactivated2018]

my gf is my life

[pvllmtree]

Explain

[inactiveblogger-deactivated2018]

i don’t have one

[my-dutifullydelicatebouquet]

my friend got me this meme activity book and i’ve been spending all day coloring

[simplyslutty]

reblogging this to drop hints to my friends 

MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT WEEK

[sipisttoo]

So if you could only describe yourself using a quote from a hockey player, what would it be?

[divine-noire]

My President Is Black

Reblog while it’s still true

[divine-noire]

I wanna see this get a million notes before he leaves office.

[sidlongxxx-deactivated20180112]

My boy !

[holybolognajabronies]

January 19th’s the last day we can reblog, so don’t miss your opportunity!

[rhinozilla]

My President also has dignity, class, and deserves respect. Say it while we still can!

[hail-to-the-goalies]

I’M CRYING

[deleting-salty-catcher-deactiva]

Someone hug him

[matthewstkachuk]

I LOVE TYLER PARSONS BUT I ALSO LOVE CANADA WHAT DO I DO

[stooby-doo]

So i almost hit a kid with my car. I was driving through a mall parking lot and I guess the nearby school had just let out. Anyways this kid darts in front of my car and i slam on my breaks. And he dabs. This fucking kids automatic response to almost getting hit by my car was to just fucking dab. His last moments would have been a sick ass dab. It was an out of body experience.

[catsjade]

[princess-peasant]

I THOUGHT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT GRADES.

[bekkaa]

i finally get it!

yoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[alivesmilinggirl]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[ritavonbees]

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[slimetony]

reblog this and you will hear great news

[driad-deactivated20160522]

Tell me you fat fuckin horse

[slimetony]

Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

[double-hockey-sticks]

I just love that the players spend Christmas together, it warms my heart.

[0hmoonx]

IM DYING

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

it’s 2:47 AM and i couldn’t find this clip anywhere and long story short i had to download a whole season of Backyardigans just to laugh at this stupid fucking exchange again. enjoy

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

i just got a copyright claim on this video which isn’t surprising on its own but

please look at that. “manually detected.” some poor motherfucker working at Viacom was forced to watch this 18 second long Backyardigans dick joke video at his desk, sighed, and said “well, time to file another report”

[five-minute-major]

@seanahan since you love them so much

[goodreau]

@five-minute-major STOP OMG I HATE U. MY INNOCENT CHILDHOOD IS RUINED 😂😂😂😂

[samanndriel]

reblog this with how many people youve kissed in the tags

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Toronto take this L !

[moonee]

YO i’m fr DEAD like i keep watching this and dying

[ogsplendapapi]

This is why you don’t leave raptors in charge of flat screens

[dennys]

If you always like to be the small spoon then just make your bed the big spoon PROBLEM SOLVED!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha