Treat Yo Self

Dannii Twitter:@samanndriel

[valtsv]

[transxfiles]

someone, reading my writing: wow great story!

me, sticking my hands in the plotholes: thanks it has pockets :)

[gallusrostromegalus]

Plot holes are merely the pockets in which your audience keeps their fanfiction ideas.

[awed-frog]

[ahollowyear]

[startreklesbian-deactivated2020]

Aziraphale & Crowley + asking each other out for lunch

[pipasyrup]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hghgvfghg]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[omghotmemes]

This is what he would have wanted

[lock-away-the-rebels-deactivate]

I can imagine him watching this in heaven and laughing hysterically.

[trueloveistreacherous]

The Good Place Appreciation Week Day 6: Favorite Lesson/s

[funnymemes-and-kinkydreams]

[rebelmeg]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[lady-raziel]

i love paying for education

[carolxdanvers]

@the CEO of my fucking company

[whitepeopletwitter]

[greggturkington]

i like my coffee how i like my coffee—i like my coffee :- )

[totally-not-an-awkward-okapi]

Stupid Vampire Idea

They don't really live in Transalvania, they live in Ireland and Scotland.

No sunlight

Plenty of dishes with blood in them are the norm

Everyone is pale, so no one will suspect your actually dead

My Proof:

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

Dad I know how much you love smashing a ton of apples and one (1) lemon well no longer will you have to use your bare knuckles for such a task

[hydro-homies]

Where is the lie tho?