Wanderlust Personified

Timeline scrambled biography of my life; Wilderness Medical Technician

[stormwaker]

ah yes

[kronilix]

How much do I love elf ears you ask?

[mirayama]

[gilgamesh57]

[satomichi]

♥ ♥ ♥

[wayneradiotv]

me after watching this

[tightydwighty]

Without telling us which, what are the best and worst pick up lines you've ever heard?

Wh

[corsolanite]

[ommanyte]

tumblr’s reaction to Corviknight

[ommanyte]

It’s literally that tall

[purefluo]

Let’s celebrate the success of the experiment.

[happifying-things]

pounce!

[gluten-free-pussy]

She did her best

[varnishedtruths]

she’s learning

[9d6problems]

Good fundamentals

[pupperluv]

[skarchomp]

these two panels did irreversible damage to our society 

[hooray4skeleton]

should be noted: the creator made a followup to this in direct response to its overuse:

[nishinoyaspopsicle-deactivated2]

Mugs

[tightydwighty]

Man, Dwight, you look kinda shitty... Claud gave me a good medkit, let me help patch you up - the-energeticathlete

Thank you ! I guess I was a little off my game tonight!@the-energeticathlete 

[ealylo]

[a1-b2c3-deactivated20230114]

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

[wearethesparkk]

I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:

Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar

Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)

Chocolate Hills, Philippines

Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…

[memcjo]

Earth is effing amazing!

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

Lake Retba, Senegal

Tepui, Venezuela

Tianzi Mountains, China

[bunjywunjy]

these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it) 

anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk

[meggiemufin]

Allow me to throw in Catatumbo Lightning, which is also called the “Everlasting Storm” because it’s been raging for thousands of years in Venezuela and throws down some totally badass lightning on the daily

Source

[sheaaaaaaa]

me talking about myself: ▶ 🔘──────── 00:04 me talking about my boy™: ▶ 🔘──────── 3:32:21