bad life advice from me

wish i was an alien, wanna get struck by lightening, unkillable roach, professional hobo

[gentlyweirdplanteatingcreature]

went for a rainy walk in a graveyard today

[chickenmcnuggies]

*is winter, when all good toads and lads are brumating*

my toads: “winter who?!? spring 24/7!!”

[ripe]

yasmineodalisque on ig

[personal-archive-deactivated201]

when I hold doors for people

[thebootydiaries]

Kids: …

Teenagers: Thanks.

Adults: Thank you.

Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU’RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

[wschodyslonca1-deactivated20210]

🍎 i love being able to just go outside and pick fresh fruit from my garden 🍎

[gentlyweirdplanteatingcreature]

went for a rainy walk in a graveyard today

[electripipedream]

Harry Garo, Rainbows and Jelly Beans, 1971

[corporationkills]

my dad bought honey. but did not get the one shaped like a sweet little bear. why do men rob me of the few chances of true joy in my life.

[foreheadtouch]

keeping a little photo of someone you love inside of a heart-shaped charm hung around your neck?? so they’re always in your heart where ever you are?? excuse me?? we need to bring back locket culture!!

[cottagepatch]

paw appreciation post

[0509ravenous]

[ill-horse]

[stimman4000]

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[muddyshade]

[nami-sore]

They love carrots so MUCH

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

[llovinghome]

Kisses from Luna!