this computer is gay

26 • they/them • aroace and trans • 18+ nsfw

[jingerpi]

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[villainessbian]

Trans positive 1940s mafia goon: of course ya have "broad shoulders" sugar, you ARE a broad.

[konoko]

*sexting* I want to take care of you

[t1ny69fr0g]

[t1ny69fr0g]

[yokiforreal]

you can pet a girl on her head

[alteredpanel]

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

[nyaa]

[huffylemon]

[shegayonmygirl]

girls should be having crazy fucked up sex with me (holding me in their arms and petting me softly and telling me everything will be alright),

[shegayonmygirl]

"go fuck yourself" you say? hah, you fool, unbeknownst to you I already have! multiple times in fact!! I am ten steps ahead of you at any given point in time you dumb bi- wwwait no I'm sorry I'm sorry please put that remoet down I didn't mean to I got carried away okay I'm sor-nnngghhh,,sfdfghjks,, I'll be a good princess ok!!!! please please please just sto-ngfffsdfkjdsjdfhs,,,,I'm sorry momma,,, I'llbe good!! please,, please just don't use the shock collar aga-dfgsdngnsgnnhh,,, sorry,, you're right,,,, the collar is yyyyours to do with as you pleasee,, ahah,, yyyeah i shouldn't have touchhed mysellf withou mommy's permission,,,

[decompose1]

do u ever remember little things about ur partner and fall in love a little more all over again

[druidquest]

brainwashing isnt real dumbass. material circumstance has led me to dress in bondage gear and attack you with evil shadow powers

[druidquest]

yes i know good and evil are subjective the demon queen says i have to call them that. she wont bounce on it if i dont

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[prokopetz]

Critiquing your boner's backstory.

[prokopetz]

Interrogating your boner's unexamined assumptions.

[prokopetz]

Situating your boner within its proper sociopolitical context.

[rabbitdyke]

if you suck on her tits hard enough she'll lactate eventually. i promise. you just have to keep trying.