(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?
(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

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we're not kids anymore.
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.

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(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?
(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao
Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications
this is my favorite street ever the houses are so fricking pretty omg
not in the mood today quincy
seriously.. read the mood quincy
sorry guys
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
Job hunting in the U.S. is so bleak right now. Every job board looks like:
"MAKE YOUR OWN PATH: Commission based marketing/sales position. Invest your own blood and start making money in 6 months! (stop reporting us as a scam)"
"JOIN ICE. TERRORIZE YOUR NEIGHBORS: $5k signing bonus for first constitutional violation!"
"Be a cop: please?"
"Job that fits most or all of your qualifications: Please submit your application with 700 other people. We will interview three of you. We will hire none of you because the position was filled a month ago and the position below it was phased out. We also sold your information."
Other fun additions
"TRAIN YOUR REPLACEMENT NOW: Help improve AI! Kill the planet."
"We are hiring an engineer but using the wrong job title: Find out at the bottom of the description under 'Skills necessary.'"
"GRIND YOUR BONES TO DUST FOR AMAZON: You will be hired, but will you last three months?"
I love your "they ring the same bells for weddings and funerals" tag bc I work as a bell-ringer at one of the few churches in my city where you still have to ring the bell manually. and we do ring the same bell whether it's a wedding or a funeral! but ☝️ we also ring it if the local sports team wins at sports (the secret third thing that is neither a wedding nor a funeral)
the three universal human experiences: love, death, and sports
passive aggressive yahoo auctions japan sellers are so funny
TO ALL YOU BROKE BITCHES… don't bother watching my items. I'll block you!
the item being sold, btw, is a rare Kuuga figurine I've seen go for a few hundred bucks on eBay. this person had it listed for 8.5 MILLION yen. THAT IS OVER $50K USD.
Please Shop Within Your Means 💅
Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932:
For everyone asking about the backstory;
This is an art installation made by an italian visual artist called Lucas Mainini. It’s called The Zac Efron Teenage Massacre.
An old drawing that got a new life
2024>2026
Yellow and red cards are a good system of penalization in football but I also think there should be a green card, which you get if you do something nice during a match, like give an opposing player a lil smooch on the forehead.
Collecting
every month is pride month if you keep watching rgu