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"In this White Man's world, I'm similar to a squirrel, looking for a slut with a nice butt to get a nut." -50 Cent

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if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

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it’s optimus pride

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tiddies so big call her boobonic plague

Hi there! I didn’t ask for this 

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Be my friend please

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Ryan Reynolds actually broke a piece of X-Men prop - the Cerebro - on set. “That was an actual accident on that day. I didn’t mean to do that at all. It just snapped.” Ryan dug it out from  the unused archives and found it funny and in-character enough to put it in the final cut of the movie.

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Talented. Refined. Iconic.

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mutuals meeting me irl

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That is a perfect picture of Ne-Yo with his hat off

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Can’t believe Bram Stoker once sent a 2000-word fan letter to Walt Whitman which included his exact height, weight and how much he loved his poems and wanted to be friends with him, and that Whitman wrote back saying he liked his letter and hoped they could meet some day, how cute is that

And then he finally got to meet him and Stoker said “I found him all that I had ever dreamed of, or wished for in him” HOW CUTE IS THAT

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bram stroker just mailed walt whitman his grindr profile just like that huh

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Always keep the friend with cookies.

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it’s so funny when capitalists are like Stopping climate change is TOO EXPENSIVE. like money isn’t even fucking real you know what is? Earth and you know what’s about to not be real anymore? Earth

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nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

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Dirty

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[venom voice] Hello LGBT Community

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How to get rid of an home owners association (HOA)

A good friend of mine has about 4 years ago inherited the house of his grandparents. He decided to live there for the time being till he has decided what to do with the house. He grew up in it, so he did not really want to sell it.

Not even a week after he moved in, he got a visit from a neighborhood committee. They said they are the 3 board members of the HOA , and are here so he can sign his membership papers. They where extremely nosy and rude, for example one tried to get into the garage without so much as asking. When he stopped him and asked him where he wanted to go, he had the audacity to say:“I need to check your garage, if everything there is in order. I have a right to do this biweekly, and denying me access is a an offense that will cost a fine.”

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me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend