I hate nazis

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[decomposedmaw]

night at the bus stop

[padawanduck]

everyone: can that terrible old fuck senator just die already

Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after ‘brief and sudden illness’

Graham had just returned from Kyiv, Ukraine, where he met with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

everyone: I guess we should have been more specific

everyone: well, anyway

[coolyo294]

Free sushi at the bus stop on 10th st east in downtown st paul. For those who are interested

[transmechanicus]

Is this still available?

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

[pastebun]

think again

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[distractionsfromthefood]

[fuckyeahanarchistposters]

"Bodily autonomy for all, by any means necessary"

[thememedaddy]

[arrow-ettes]

how it's feeling rn

[swaqnati0n]

Or Michael Jackson, or Elvis

[proofweed-deactivated20230515]

I love having a job and getting paid

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[sharkgirldick]

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

[nature-nerd-sarah]

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

[sharkgirldick]

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

[dragongirlbunny]

the knife

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[midnightportals]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[redhorizonofwar]

[drinkwithbothhands]

A shot of paradise, anymore? 🍍🍒 cachaça never looked so good