Raining-Bubbles

beep beep

[moonchild-marley]

tfw you’re in denny’s at 1am and allstar by smashmouth starts playing and you suddenly feel like you’re in a meme

[dennys]

totally

[petethepolak]

[fuckyeahvelmadinkley]

Oh, Fred.

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

[pussyjizz-blog]

imagine praying to God and going to church

[whomst]

No more ace discourse or kin drama or whatever in 2018 we’re baking banana bread and THATS FINAL

[whomst]

Y'all really must hate banana bread huh

[microcroft]

things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know:

the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve her wife’s consciousness in a digital file so her wife can be immortal in the body of a robot.

[microcroft]

heres the tedtalk if you dont believe because everyone deserves to know this reality of the amazing world in which we live 

[enyafan]

Holy shit you neglected to mention that when her daughter got a terminal disease with no cure or treatment possible she literally went to the library got some medical textbooks and taught herself enough biochemistry to actually begin developing a drug that halted the disease good god why have we never heard of this absolute genius

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

YOU KNOW WHY  YOU K N O W   W  H Y

[sovietshopaholic]

Real life tony stark is a gay trans woman

[cuetheviolins]

Her name is Martine Rothblatt. She also founded United Therapeutics, which is a company that works to find cures for “””small””” diseases that don’t necessarily affect a lot of people. 

oh, yes–and she’s Jewish.

Here is a picture of Martine and her wife, Bina Aspen:

[shibes-and-tea-blog1]

PEOPLE HAVE WRITTEN FANFICTION ABOUT A LATIN TEXTBOOK

OH MY

[georgeweasely-deactivated202009]

Astrology Signs as Ecce Romani characters

Aries: Cornelius

Taurus: Titus

Gemini: Flavia

Cancer: Cornelia

Leo: Aurelia

Virgo: Eucleides

Libra: Sextus

Scorpio: Davus

Sagittarius: Valerius

Capricorn: Marcus

Aquarius: Pater Sexti

Pisces: Geta

[unclejezzy]

When I walk in the villa This is what I see All the ancillae are staring at me I got a statue in my hand And I ain’t afraid to throw it Throw it Throw it I’m sextus an I know it

[irisgelos]

Explain to me why my latin textbook has its own fanfiction?

[fonzworthcutlass]

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

[feministism]

[thenameiskorra]

Hobbit 1: it appears I’ve eaten all my breakfast but I’m still hungry!

Hobbit 2, about to invent second breakfast: oh, haven’t you heard?

[thegingewithfringe]

Man walking in on a doctor sticking a dildo into his wife: What are you doing with my wife!?

Doctor who’s about to invent the treatment for hysteria: oh you haven’t heard?

[raining-bubbles-blog1]

guy sitting next to his friend at the movies: shhh! stop talking over the movie

his friend, who's about to invent mystery science theater: oh, haven't you heard?

[raining-bubbles-blog1]

some ancient greek dude: why do you write so much poetry about loving women?

sappho, about to invent lesbianism: oh, haven't you heard?

[thecartoonrounduptimes]

What’s that? After two seasons of nonstop hilarity and fun adventures, with only the very occasional, subtle step into the darker, dramatic storytelling elements available within the fictional setting, Rick and Morty had a second season finale that started with mostly comedy, shifted into hardcore drama and sad plotlines, and the upcoming Third season seems set up for nothing but heartache and despair if the second season’s ending has anything to say about it? 

Golly, I wonder where this sounds so familiar from. 

[afrophanim]

That’s it that’s the show