Actual Trash

Just whatever I can't resist posting or reblogging (basically memes and shitposts) credit for my lovely icon of a Jos Louis sandwich goes to @silver-nickel

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[thebootydiaries]

[on a date]

me: menu? more like .. me-n-u lol

date: the only time you ever ask me out is when you need a stupid joke for tumblr and I’m sick of it, you just say your dumb joke and we leave, we don’t even eat, like what? what’s the point? I’m cheating on you

me: get it me-n-u

[thebootydiaries]

every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep

[thebootydiaries]

was i okay

[crow--teeth]

[climbs inside a body bag and zips it up over myself] naptime

[crow--teeth]

impromptu coffin

[hallowedhuntress]

Edward: What were you expecting, coffins?

Bella, staring at 7 vinyl body bags lined up on the floor, one of which clearly says “GUCCI” in big gold lettering: Not this. 

[lierdumoa]

Why are we bringing Twilight vampires into this? Like first of all, Twilight vampires are literally incapable of sleeping they’re awake 24 hours they didn’t even buy beds for their fuckass huge midwest mansion and secondly, if anyone is sleeping in a GUCCI body bag it’s Lestat.

[thesweetfandomlife]

[blckhwkshockey]

I love goalie fights it’s like you guys have been standing 200 ft apart this entire time how could you possibly have beef

[recommend]

Wholesome Interactions Between Strangers That Will Bring a Smile to Your Face (x)

[itsagifnotagif]

Nickelback copyrighted Trump's meme about Biden. I will only be listening to Rockstar for the rest of today.

[scarred-neptinite]

Not to mention the last album does call him out...and Americans believing him

[rawwkingrimmie64]

If you think Nickelback is just a meme band, you clearly haven't listened to these songs yet.

[scarred-neptinite]

^^^

Fucking thank you! May I also add, though this one is before Trump

[love-to-love-puppies]

Don't forget

[riben-deactivated20230922]

trump is the most powerful man in the world if he can get people to like Nickelback

[theauspolchronicles]

It has reached the point where inaction on climate change should be considered a crime. I don’t mean that in any sense of hyperbole. It is destroying the ancestral lands of Pacific Islanders and Torres Strait Islanders and whole species are going extinct. Creating new coal mines is an act of hostility against low lying nations and peoples as well as knowingly pushing for extinction. When poachers try to kill elephants and rhinos to extinction people band together to punish and stop them but when a government promises to pollute the environment and destroy the planet’s future with more coal mines we as a country vote them into power. That’s hypocrisy. That’s cruelty. The anti-science climate deniers are a dangerous movement profiting off death and destruction and that absolutely 100% is a crime.

[gluten-free-pussy]

One thing nobody tells you about adulthood is how lonely it can be. Everyone is always working full time, your schedules never work around each other, and it becomes harder to make solid friendships. It’s no wonder so many people stay in boring or shitty relationships because at least you have someone to do things with. I’ve lately discovered the joys of doing things myself because I couldn’t just wait around for my friends to clear their schedules and I’ll be damned if I get into a bad relationship out of loneliness

[say-never]

I like big boys

itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

inner city boys

I like the pretty boys with the bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard, 

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste

From the playboys 

to the gay boys

Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys

[ankle-beez]

vibe check! *ruins your dream journal*

[it-is-a-mystery]

[some-things-are-unavoidable]

[bleakforest]

[scorpiofactsdaily]

You’re a fucking mess but you’re pretty good at convincing people you aren’t

[amar-bayt-fawaz-deactivated2019]

[ms-hells-bells]

that is exactly my point of view. if all people were given universal basic income, we could have tens of thousands of boring, tedious, dangerous, and long term harmful jobs done by robots, while humans are free to explore their passions without fear of poverty and homelessness.

in a good society, automation means a boom in the arts. language, painting, music, dance, writing, philosophy, architecture, etc. these are the sectors that advance tremendously during periods of human health and flourishing

[unfortunately-awake]

[omghotmemes]

Jesus X-man Christ

[tracer-isms]

Holy shit

[shadows-and-starlight]

This is definitely blasphemy. *reblogs*

[thatdisasterauthor]

Good tweet is good.

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[vieratheartist]

I think the amount of people in the notes who can’t figure out how to find their own heartbeats is way more concerning.