Texas Trash

My blog is trash, I'm from Texas, hence the name. 1997 baby. Bi. Texas State University. Psychology. Love to visit, talk, read, take photos, and Love.

[brunz]

That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show

[meta-xylene]

I’ve got some great news

[brunz]

what

[meta-xylene]

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

[l-esbiancar]

[minuty]

[danktankco-blog]

You can now buy meme themed bath bombs

[puppyarcade-blog]

hello i’m in need of a sugar daddy to buy me send nudes bath bombs please message me

[holiday-turkey-slut-blog]

The fucking FAQ section at the bottom, is as sassy as tumblr has gotten.

[regretttingg-blog]

THE WEBSITE HAS A PLACE TO LOOK AT CUTE ANIMALS WHEN YOU HAVE A BAD DAY THEY ARE TOO PURE

[angelicaschuyler4president-deac]

OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED

[angelicaschuyler4president-deac]

YOU GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM AN ACTUAL ZOO BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO TRY AND STEAL AN ACTUAL REAL LIVING PENGUIN AND TAKE IT HOME

[ruinedchildhood]

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[missvoltairine-blog]

I’m watching an older season of Hell’s Kitchen and there’s a bit with a guy who had a shitty abusive childhood getting triggered (and like, nobody uses the word “trigger” but it’s pretty obvious: his eyes glaze over, he becomes spacey and disoriented, he bursts into tears at inopportune moments) by Gordon Ramsey calling him by a nickname he associates with his abusive father, and like, he explains this to Ramsey, and Ramsey is like “I totally understand and I’m sorry, I only wish you had told me about this sooner so we could have avoided this issue compromising your performance in the kitchen” and it’s like… there’s all these ridiculous anti-sj types who are like “TRIGGERS R DUM, NO TRIGGER WARNINGS IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!” and meanwhile Gordon fucking Ramsey, the guy whose JOB it is to berate people until they break down on television, understands the validity of trauma-based triggers and is willing to work around them? like come on

[flawlassglam]

[cybrputa]

x

[babygoatsandfriends]

[matvrity]

DYINGG

[weloveshortvideos]

[twoblooteams]

FWUMP

[aliceflare]

unmuting is required for this one, kiddies.

[calm-mysoul]

Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.

Matthew 11:28-29. (via calm-mysoul)

[thepositivecattitude]

Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.

[star-anise]

I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.

[glenn-griffon]

That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.

[glyndarling]

When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!

[sixpenceee]

This is a carved water melon.

[unexplained-psychic-child]

No its not its a hatching dragons egg, no one is gonna convince me otherwise.

[insufficientfailure]

[weloveshortvideos]

#notrustissues

[norcani]

my goal in life is having a cat trust me this much

[crpl-pnk]

i got diagnosed with gender dysphoria today so now i am legally transgender. as opposed to before when i was illegally trangender. a gender outlaw on the run. smuggling my gender accross state lines. the gender sheriff always on my tail

[callmehass]

white people are so crazy

[canadianslut]

[realnuisancealligator]

bitch are u aware ur child is evil

[jamescantlift]

Why brain-wash your children like that? They can’t even vote? What’s the point .. It’s kinder scary to think that is the next generation of people in the world .. Get a brain kid!