no excuses

✪ i love everything grunge ✪

[rainwhenidiee]

Introduction

Name: Liz

Gender: Fem

Age: 24

Genres i like: grunge, heavy metal, nu metal, v-kei, hard rock and others i can’t remember.

Artists I like: alice in chains, nirvana, mad season, soundgarden, temple of the dog, hole, audioslave, guns n’ roses, metallica, slipknot, system of a down, the doors, greta van fleet, lynch., the cranberries, mucc, malice mizer.

follow if you dig any of these

[grungyfudgykid]

It’s already March 18 in my time zone. Happiest Birthday to Jerry! 🥰

The Riff Lord turns 60 today. Talented, hot, and lovable in all the eras of his life. Thank you for staying alive, Jerry. Long may AiC reign. 🎂🎉❤️‍🔥

[soledesertion]

Sean Kinney NSFW Headcanons

Sean army rise up 🏋🏽‍♀️ He's a total hefty Bambi. So cute. This type of fabulation felt kind of absurd and invasive to write so I may eventually delete LOL but I hope u enjoy. Written with early 90s Sean in mind <3

Sean SFW alphabet

Warnings: MDNI/18+, smut with explicit descriptions, mentions of period blood and other bodily fluids uhhhh, reader is implied afab and femme

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Doesn't really get right to it bc he needs a slow moment, he'll just lie there for a while holding you close to him, kissing your sticky skin 

Then he'll ask if you're alright and if you need anything. If the two of you made any kind of mess he'll carry you to the bathroom so you can pee and he'll gently wipe you off with a towel while you run your fingers through his hair

“Should we take a shower? Should we put on a movie? Should we eat something?”

He’ll go quiet for a moment and get a good look at how disheveled you both are and start cracking up

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's most grateful for his hands and legs because he wouldn't be able to drum without them. He’s a yapper and he knows he's a good kisser and therefore is fond of his mouth

He’s into every part of you. Which sounds like a cop out answer but it’s that serious. All of it can turn him on. Eyelashes. Back of the knees. Knuckles. Seriously

Loves to touch your skin in general, any fattier part of you that he can take hold of and massage, your mouth (how it feels inside and out and because he loves to hear you talk and the sweet noises you make), your hands

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Won't cum until you have (common courtesy but also watching you come undone into a gasping mess is euphoric for him, especially because you're pretty put-together the rest of the time, he could finish just at the sound of you whining his name)

You use protection but condoms can tear and he really doesn't want to get you pregnant, so he doesn't like to finish inside you when you start having sex. He'll ask to cum on your stomach/thigh/chest (and the sight of it mixing with your sweat turns him on again) but the longer you're together the more he would want to stay inside you. Separating from you while he's peaking feels disappointing. Whenever he's close, he'll ask where you want him to cum, and the first time you say inside, he'll do it. Eventually he doesn't want to cum anywhere else

Except in your mouth

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Has had a dream about asking you to explain something while he fingered you, and it slowly got harder for you to talk, interrupted by unexpected breaths and moans. He kept sweetly trying to get you back on track, kissing your shoulder and murmuring encouragements (“And then what?” “Y/n/n, what were you saying?” “C’mon, you can finish the story”) until you couldn’t hold it together anymore

He's not sure if he could keep it together so well in real life so he hasn't asked you to realize it

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not SUPER experienced but knows what he's doing

Despite being a guy in a band he doesn't really sleep around (y'all seen that interview where he basically says rockstars think they're invincible against AIDS)

Maybe he’s had a handful of one night stands if you really want to twist my arm

But he grew up pretty normal and sheltered, had a couple of high school girlfriends, and then after leaving home he had a few more before meeting you

So you're not getting him while he's a “did you finish??” dweeb but he's not as knowledgeable as Axl Rose or something

This is nice because it's never bad sex but you also get to experiment/learn/change together

He's most interested in understanding you and your body because experience isn't always translatable anyway

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Really really loves for you to be on top. He thinks you're so incredibly beautiful (which he verbalizes often) and being able to see all of your expressions and the particularities of your movements, especially while totally fucked out, either leaning back or hovering over him, is a dream. Plus he can do more with his hands

God forbid a man likes missionary. Obviously it's more engaging and stimulating for him if he's rolling his hips into you but he also likes taking the reigns and focusing on making you cum, dragging kisses down your neck, guiding your legs around his torso or pressed against your chest

Sitting up with you in his lap is kind of perfect to him, especially at the most intimate times, because he can kiss you and you can touch each other basically everywhere and neither of you is really on top or bottom so it's leveling

Not the pushing-your-head-into-the-mattress from-behind type, he likes to see your face. Maybe if you ask lol

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It can go both ways. Surprisingly tends to lean more serious because he's so into the sensual aspect, he likes to pay attention to every little sensation, which is hard to do if he's being flippant or goofy

But not GRAVELY serious at all. By “serious” I don't mean strict/solemn/domineering, I mean he's very happy to be with you and he feels very lucky, so he doesn't take it lightly

The little kids inside you are giggly best friends so you're often snickering through it, like everything else. If you're smiling and laughing it turns him on even more

He's so impulsive that if something silly does happen he can't help but joke about it which can be kind of inappropriate (ex: if you queef when he pulls out, he'll go “Is there a duck in here??” or “Psh, I can do that too” and make a fart sound with his mouth. Like okay thanks 😭)

But it's nice if you get embarrassed about something bc he'll undermine it with humor, if he feels embarrassed he'll do the same thing, if it gets awkward at any point he'll try to break the ice

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s definitely hairy and it’s dark and curly, he cuts it down so it doesn't get out of hand

Looking at the girls he’s dated, I knowww a bush queen when I see one. He doesn’t care if you shave or not, as long as he can get to what’s important

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Gonna get sappy here and say he’s so in love with you he doesn’t know how else to act

But intimacy here more so means honesty than a constantly super heavy, intense, transcendent time

He's his genuine self with you, not putting on an act. If he’s cheerful and jovial, or sleepy and delirious, or if he had a bad day (not mean but moody), or he’s sad about something, it all shows

If he really likes something there's no mask holding him back from showing it, and he tries to get as much of a reaction out of you as possible. You don’t hide anything from each other

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Masturbates often, especially if he’s touring or recording far away from you

I love the idea of you taking suggestive polaroids of yourself (maybe with the help of a close friend) to give to him in an envelope as a going away gift

It’s like classic hoochie history for girls to do this if their boyfriends go to jail lol

But you sternly make him promise to keep track of them because they could easily get lost and end up in someone else’s hands

Maybe you ask to take some of him too to keep in your apartment while he’s away

If you really wanna get crazy maybe you add a pair of your underwear to the envelope for him to get creative with

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Pretty vanilla

If u want kinky shit go find a Trent Reznor fic or something friend. Or even a Jerry one 😭

Likes for you to pull his hair (not super hard)

Big on praise and reassurance. He’s turned off if you’re not having a good time and can get kind of hung up on it. He feels accomplished when he can tell that he’s doing something to make you feel good (and if you say it out loud he gets 10x hornier)

If you were to suggest blindfolding him once in a blue moon he’d be into it

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In this order:

Bed (most private option, most physically comfortable option, feels safe, you can lock the door and not be bothered for as long as you want, there's no pressure to keep it down or not make a mess)

Couch (also pretty comfortable, if you get really hot and bothered while watching tv or something)

Shower/bath (the warm water is sensorily nice, intimate and slippery lol, something about being close to someone while water runs over you feels very innocent, you don't have to worry about being gross and sweaty afterwards)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Basically anything to do with you

If you encourage him, defend him, tease him, show physical affection, get the giggles, say something profound, etc

Not EVERYTHING everything because then he'd be bricked up all the time + he doesn't just see you as this sexual siren figure all day

But if a tender or horny mood comes over him, you don't have to do much. Lingerie or basketball shorts it's the same

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Not a fan of pain (inflicted by either of you). As I said he’s into hair tugging, a bite or scratch here and there if it gets intense, but if you wanted him to slap or choke you for example he would say no & wouldn’t let you do it to him either

Also not a fan of name calling

He wants to feel like you care deeply about each other during sex and even if it's just play degradation doesn't feel right to him

Also not a fan of angsty sex (if you're fighting or otherwise upset about something, he'd rather work it out first. Wants to feel safe from trouble and at peace)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Enjoys giving because it makes you squirm and whine and say his name + he loves the praise he gets from it. He might cum just from grinding into the mattress while he's down there

He's not the most dexterous (not drawing elaborate shapes or spelling your name or anything), but it's consistent and like a deep massage. Gets you there don't even worry about it

Obviously enjoys receiving because who doesn’t. I explain in V that he’s not usually very loud — this is when you can get him to make the most noise

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and very sensual (never rough but still pretty heavy-handed, if that makes sense; hard strokes, kneading where he puts his hands, leaving hickeys everywhere, occasional accidental bruises), at least for as long as you both can bear it

Going slowly, while he's buried in you or eating you out or kissing or fingering you, puts both of your oxytocin and dopamine thru the roof—the hot feeling that flowers in your chest and makes you lose control of your muscles, feel fuzzy all over, want to say I love you, and like you can't possibly get close enough together

Just making out gets you soaked every time which makes him immediately hard when he sees or feels it, pressing your body into his and tugging your shirt up

Draws out both of your orgasms

He can be fast too if it's still sensual, like as long as your lips are brushing his and he can feel your breath on his face or you're in a position where your arms are around him

In terms of rhythm he's a 12x multi platinum drummer and ik you've seen him behind the kit … use your imagination

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Maybe MAYBE if he’s really needy or you are

But even then the romantic aspect is his favorite part and he likes to feel unhurried, unpressured, and deliberate

So he hates to have a time restriction or to worry about being heard or caught. Not exciting to him just annoying

Basically if either of you are interested in cumming fast that’s fine but he’d rather it be multiple rounds of that than a quick one-and-done with no foreplay or aftermath

Wouldn’t admit it because he’s generally easygoing and self-assured, but if you were super into the “running into the bathroom together to rub one out and then stepping back into the party right afterward” thing, he’d start to feel insecure like … Do you actually like me girl

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

I think I explained pretty well in K

U won’t have him doing circus shit in the bedroom

And he doesn’t like to do anything in public

If you really want to try something risky, and it’s not a hard “no” from him, he’ll try it because he wants you to be happy. He’ll be honest about whether or not he likes it though

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

You'd be almost done with recovering from one round, legs still around him, catching your breath, and he'd smooth the hair out of your face and ask “Wanna go again??”

You might just heave out in response

“You look so pretty like this,” he'd mutter, nipping at your jaw, rubbing his hand along your side, “Feel so good. One more, hm?”

He'd start sucking on the skin under your ear until you say yes

But I would say any more than 3 rounds is rare bc they're pretty long/tiring

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has none for himself (bc he doesn’t really need any for when he’s alone) and if you have any he thinks that’s great but wouldn’t want to use them on you while you’re together

Being deprived of any sensual aspect is a devastating loss for him. He wants to feel it all. He’s happy to lick the inside of your belly button or the backs of your ears if it gets you off. Anything for you, just as long as he’s the one doing it

“I’m supposed to watch my girlfriend get fucked by a machine? What the fuck is that??”

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not teasing in the kinky powerplay sense but he likes to draw things out

During foreplay, he’ll get so into kissing and feeling you up that he’ll almost forget about the third and fourth bases. If he’s between your legs, he’ll leave several hickeys on your thighs before even thinking about what’s between them. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's not very loud. A lot of heavy breathing or groans, whining in your ear. Unintentionally holds his breath right before he finishes. He becomes quiet and simple when he's serious and that translates over to sex

Not rly because he's shy about making noise it's just the way he is + he likes hearing you more than himself

He likes reassurance so he asks a lot of “Does that feel good?” “Do you like that?” even if he already knows, or if he transitions to doing something slightly different (ex: raising your leg up higher while he’s thrusting into you) he'll let out a simple “Hm?” and then whatever sound you make in response is his answer

You'd have to coax him into letting you hear him more. The longer you're together the louder he gets

W = Wild card (a random headcanon)

Fan of period sex (if you're comfortable with it obviously)

First of all because it's not a big deal to him

The first time it came up you were making out on his bed and he made a suggestive move like putting his hand between your thighs or trying to lay you down, then you withdrew:

“I just started my period.”

He scowled, “God, me too.”

You choked on a laugh, rolling your eyes, “Sean–”

“The cramps are really doing me in.”

And then he went back to kissing you

Which was funny in the moment, but he didn't just brush it off and proceed because he wanted consent obviously. While you were giggling he paused again to say he really didn't care and he could go get a towel

If you'd be down, great. If you tell him you're unsure or not comfortable, he wouldn't push it but would just repeat that he's not bothered

But I'm not talking about just being okay with it I mean he secretly really enjoys the week

If you get bad cramps, having an orgasm alleviates them

But even if he doesn't know that, when he sees that you're in pain and discomfort and constantly checking if you stained anything and it's ruining your day, he loves being able to make you feel physically good and unrestrained and to bring your mood up

If you're a pms queen it can get very emotional/intense. He loves the intimacy and trust aspect because it brings you closer

His selfish aspect is that it feels nonconformist/forbidden and kind of morbid, which is all exciting. There's a primitiveness about it too, especially the smell when you're in the middle of things (sorry). Plus the blood acts as a hot lubricant and feels insane

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Sean said he's 7 inches, Jerry said 6 ½, and idk if there’s an inside joke there but that’s around what I’m going with xo

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His libido is high enough that you could easily have sex every night that you’re together, but not so high that he needs it more than at night, or even every night, if that makes sense

In the mornings, he also wakes up feeling affectionate and sweet and can quickly get turned on if you steer it that way

If you’re busy at home with paperwork, a project, plucking your eyebrows, etc he’ll prod and poke at you to hurry up and finish, then as soon as you say “I guess that’s good enough” he’ll pick you up, either bridal style or over his shoulder like Shrek and Fiona and scurry to the bedroom with you laughing and whacking him

Again, he’s pretty easy to stir up; You’d be with him on tour somewhere after a show, and a few of the band/crew are going to a bar or restaurant:

“Is that place far?” he’d ask one of the guys in the frenzy of leaving the venue, “Are you guys taking cabs, or what?”

“Wait wait,” you’d hook your arm around his and quietly say, “We have to go back to the hotel.”

He’d frown at you, confused, speaking at full volume, “What’s at the hotel?”

You’d take your arm from around his and smack his bicep

“What? Oh,” he’d realize, then start making fun of himself, “Oh-huh-oh! We’ll catch you guys later.”

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sometimes he falls asleep immediately afterwards. He'll be in the middle of drowsily asking if you need anything and if you say you're okay he's out

But usually, he likes to cuddle and laze around afterward, talking. You’d only notice that he’s asleep if he stops responding to you or the hand rubbing your back goes still

Tries to hold out and fall asleep after you but usually fails. If he manages to succeed, he likes to see you look so peaceful, stroking your thigh or back or face until he passes out

I described this a lot in the sfw alphabet but, despite being a deep sleeper, he’s very clingy in his sleep and is attached to you the whole night. There’s literally no gap between you, arms around your torso, knees tucked behind yours if he’s behind you, or if you’re facing him your legs are intertwined, face buried in your neck or hair (or bonnet lol), snoring lightly

[angrychairrr]

[sludgefactorry]

Sean Kinney and Jerry Cantrell ★

Silly goobers

[archivoasks]

questions I think would be fun to be asked

what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?

show us a picture of your handwriting?

3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?

what made you start your blog?

what’s the best and worst part of being online/a creator?

what scares you the most and why?

any reacquiring dreams?

tell a story about your childhood

would you say you’re an emotional person?

what do you consider to be romance?

what’s some good advice you want to share?

what are you doing right now?

what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?

what do you think of when you hear the word “home”?

if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

name 3 things that make you happy

do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?

favourite thing about the day?

favourite things about the night?

are you a spiritual person?

say 3 things about someone you love

say 3 things about someone you hate

what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?

fave season and why?

fave colour and why?

any nicknames?

do you collect anything?

what do you do when you’re sad?

what’s one thing that never fails to make you happy/happier?

are you messy or organised?

how many tabs do you have open right now?

any hobbies?

any pet peeves?

do you trust easily?

are you an open book or do you have walls up?

share a secret

fave song at the moment?

youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why?

any bad habits?

(this post was stolen from @teenage-mutant-ninja-freak, since it couldn't be reblogged anymore)

[rainwhenidiee]

1. loss, music and books

2. i wouldnt scare you like that

3. pearl, dead poets society and uptown girls

4. me and my friend always call each other ‘rocker’ cause we wanted to be in a rock band together

5. wanting to connect with people that like the same things as me

6. people are the best and worst thing to me

7. probably losing someone i love

8. i always dream about my bf cheating on me with random people including famous women

9. when i was 9 i wanted to take a high school musical inspired picture (jumping) and made my mom take more than 50 pics of me until i got my shot. great pic btw

10. yes

11. i dont really know, probably the feeling of being wanted in any way

12. DO NOT DATE CLOSE/BEST FRIENDS

13. sitting in bed

14. diving. i love the ocean but i’m also super scared of it

15. my childhood house

16. my direct way of speaking. some people find it rude

17. my cats, food and sunny mornings

18. yes i do but not in the traditional way

19. sunlight

20. the silence

21. not really

22. kind, smart and thoughtful

23. liar, manipulative, rude

24. for being a good person even after so many bad things happened

25. spring cause i love flower sooo much

26. green cause i associate it with hope and nature

27. lu, lulu, liz, bu…

28. not really

29. cry all day when i can and eat greasy food (usually pasta)

30. feeling seen by people close to me

31. i’m in the middle but leaning toward messy

32. i currently have 36 tabs open

33. playing guitar and lately ive been into wine bottle collages

34. people who dont greet others. like what is wrong with you just say hi????

35. yes unfortunately

36. i’m in the middle

37. as a kid i used to drink glue. like. a lot of it.

38. dickhead - jerry cantrell

39. this history channel called historidame

40. cracking knuckles and joints all the time (even my toes)

this was fun!!! | @angrychairrr @amgerychair @fuckyeahseankinney-blog @ladyfulton tagging these cuties 🤍

[sesamie]

simple asks to help bolster ask culture again

What's your blog title from?

What movie have you watched most recently? What did you think of it?

what are you looking forward to right now?

if you could do anything at all today, what would it be?

What's your drink of choice? (Coffee/tea order, alcohol of choice, pop, etc)

What's your hair routine like? Anything special?

what's your favorite way to travel? Is there a mode of travel you haven't done that you want to experience?

favorite month of the year and why?

favorite time of day and why?

do you play or follow any sports? & elaborate on that?

what kind of music is stuck in your head a lot lately?

dishes or laundry?

what's something you learned recently?

if you could give a TED talk on anything, what would you talk about?

What's a piece of advice you find yourself giving a lot?

what's a piece of advice you would give to yourself five years ago?

do you believe in luck and superstition? Do you carry any lucky items or follow any lucky rules?

Are you musical? Play any instruments or sing? Would you ever perform for an audience?

Write, type, or speak?

what do you wish someone would ask you?

[rainwhenidiee]

1. rain when i die by alice in chains

2. i think it’s called his house. its about immigrants from sudan in england and it made me soooo anxious. absolutely great.

3. going to my boyfriends house later today

4. a warm bread loaf

5. non alcoholic is probably coffee amd alcoholic is definitely beer

6. wash it every other day, apply leave in and brush with a specific hair brush. always air dry tho.

7. i love road trips!! want to try trains.

8. september cause it’s a big birthday month in my family.

9. morning cause it’s calm.

10. no i’m terrified of balls.

11. mostly 90’s rock as usual.

12. dishes FOR SURE.

13. i learned that bicicles were actually a way of reducing depression rates in women in the 1800’s cause it gave them more freedom.

14. probably grief.

15. slow down so you can speed up later.

16. don’t say yes to everything.

17. yes i do! i carry a little golden ladybug in my wallet.

18. yes i LOVE music. i play guitar and sing but probably wouldn’t play for an audience.

19. speak.

20. if i want to get cake.

gonna tag some people 🫶🏽

@templeofalice @covermewithdirt @corin-tuckers-left-one @angrychairrr

[soapsmoviesfootballfan]

[chained-izzy]

Made a little compilation to celebrate today’s birthday boy :)

[pluck-out-thine-eye]

It’s disappointing as a fan that Layne Staley advocated against using drugs from first person perspective with all of the energy he had to spare, and people think it’s “cool” to promote his addiction as an aesthetic attached to the band. If you had any respect or admiration for him or Alice in Chains you’d treat his tragic life story with compassion and advocate against drugs use, as he did and as he’d want for others to interpret his message. Please acknowledge that drug addiction killed him and enslaves innocent souls on this earth daily. The songs influenced by his struggle are him crying out to the world to stay away from drugs, they’re his personal story. He never wanted that fate for anyone else. It’s not romantic, it’s not edgy, it’s not cool. It is nothing short of a gaping loss of a talented, beautiful soul who didn’t deserve to suffer and leave this world so soon. 

[angrychairrr]

What a serve

[angrychairrr]

aic at lolla

[rainwhenidiee]

sean is the cutest baby

[rainwhenidiee]

feeling very unmotivated

probably will delete this blog soon

[cranberry-branflakes]

they should invent temporary death where I can just not be alive for a while and then be fine like nothing happened and move on

[irlpoetic]

so tired of being human I want to be a flower

[rainwhenidiee]

getting a new tattoo with my mom around is probably the most stressful situation i’ve been in in years. its been 4 hours and she HATES public spaces (and waiting) it makes me so anxious that she’s there

she’s supposed to get one too and it takes so long im gonna die an anxious death

[rainwhenidiee]

A - Z Alphabet (Smut) - Kirk Hammet

A = Aftercare

Kirk's a very loving guy, very caring and very sweet. Sometimes he's too intense during sex and takes his time caring for you after. Always makes sure to bring you water, may run a bath if you're too sore and makes sure you feel your best after sex. He's just a sweet guy, worried about your wellbeing.

B = Body part

Likes his arms and hands a lot, takes a lot of pride in them and all he can do with his strong hands (sexually and non-sexually). He has great control of his hands, very agile.

As for his favorite part of your body, it would be your waist. He’d love to grip your waist tight and guide you during sex, he's super into controlling you and also seeing your waist. When you're on all four he absolutely loves watching how your body curves so good while he fucks you from the back.

C = Cum

LOVES cumming everywhere. The mess is what makes him excited and he's working hard to make you messier every time. He loves cumming on your face tho, the sight of your tears and his cum is intensely hot to him.

D = Dirty Secret

Big anal guy. Not necessarily fucking your ass but loves watching it twitch while fucking you. Want to drive him wild? Do it while he's fucking you from the back, makes him cum almost instantly.

E = Experience

Fairly experienced but not used to long term relationships so he had to learn more about you to make it work, his experience is mosty with groupies.

F = Favorite Position

He’s a little specific. Likes when you’re sprawled out and tied with your legs open, he likes seeing everything. Sometimes keeps you in position and jerks off to the sight while you squirm and whine for him to take you.

G = Goofy (Demeanor)

Not at all during sex, keeps a straight face and a serious demeanor.

H = Hair

Very well trimmed but feels weird about being bare.

I = Intimacy

Very intimate but posessive. Likes keeping you close to him and holding you while also slapping your face, ass, breasts… Loves kissing during sex, the messier the better.

J = Jack Off

Only when he’s tired, likes doing it before going to sleep and is kind of lazy about it. Most times likes taking it slow and cums very hard because of the edge.

K = Kink

He's into some crazy stuff but his biggest kink is bondage. Loves tying you up with pretty fabrics and learned very intricate tying methods almost a shibari of some sort. Loves seeing you squirm trying to get out of the restraints while he tortures and edges you for a long time.

L = Location

Doesn't really enjoy public sex a lot, likes to take his time and keep things intense. Has been interrupted before and it's a turn off for him.

M = Motivation

He's not super horny all the time but you don't have to do a lot to arouse him. Gets more needy when you haven't been together for a while but usually very controlled.

N = NO

Anything about body fluids.

O = Oral

He's really good at giving head, very patient and meticulous with it. Want to see you get needier every second and knows all your sweet spots. Also loves fingering at the same time.

Enjoys a good blowjob and loves thrusting into your throat to make you choke on him. Likes very messy head with lots of tears and spit, your dirty face always gets him going. Likes it when you swallow.

P = Pace

Starts slow so you feel all of him but speeds up and gets very intense. He loves ramming into you hard, not necessarily fast but deep and strong. Not a fan of slow sex at all.

Q = Quickie

Doesn't really like quickies cause he knows you'll be busy for a while so there's no reason to even try.

R = Risk

Not a fan, makes him anxious.

S = Stamina

Ready to go at any time and lasts a long time. Prefers a long and intense session rather than many small ones. Has a lot of energy and knows how to use it.

T = Toy

LOVES TOYS! He doesn't feel emasculated by them, actually loves using them on himself too. Loves giving (and receiving) even more pleasure with vibrators, plugs and all sorts of toys.

U = Unfair

He's absolutely unsufferable. Loves edging you and can hold his composure well so it seems like he's so calm. His favorite is edging you with a vibrator on the lowest, most annoying setting and when you're almost cumming he'd turn it off and wait till you calm down so he can do it all over again.

V = Volume

He's a moaner for sure. Is not afraid to make sounds and expects you to do the same. He gets very whiny when cumming and it's the most delicious sound.

W = Wild Card (Random Headcannon)

Loves sucking and nibbling on your nipples. He's obsessed with your chest and always has his mouth on you, the softness makes him crazy. Likes when you're riding him and he can suck on your tits while fucking you, makes his head dizzy with pleasure. Even when you're not having sex he's licking, sucking and loving on your breasts.

X = X-Ray

He's not the biggest, maybe a little under average but knows how to use it well. He's thick tho, the stretch's always challenging at first and you have to be well lubricated to take him.

Y = Yearning

Average, but can't handle a little cleavage or short garments. Loves being able to get sneak peaks of your

Z = ZZZ

He's a talker. Loves talking about random things while recovering from the session and likes doing something after, usually watching tv or something. Rarely ever sleeps right away.