[frawgs]

damn this crush i have on u is kinda giving me brain damage

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N, running into the common room: So I’ve got a fun exercise.

Y/N: I’d like everybody to take a moment and think back into the time when you did something stupid, how you were treated and how you wish you were treated.

Natasha: What did you do Y/N??

[creepish]

instead of a little bike jigsaw should get a skateboard

[disgustinggf]

[rapethegothgirl]

Sorry I squirted on ur mattress do u still think I’m cute

[willowrainstar]

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

[teufelsmaske-deactivated2025052]

covering up a murder together is such an underrated form of intimacy

[lavenderfables]

You’re in his DMs, I’m in his moving castle victimizing his fire demon and apprentice with my cleaning skills. We are not the same.

[promethes]

sitting here. unkissed. when will it end

[disgustinggf]

[disgustinggf]

me n who

[disgustinggf]

[bootyglazer]

[boyish-ly-deactivated20211022]

oh nooo i’m ovulating... it sure would be terrible if i told you about that but still agreed to ride you bare with the agreement that you’d tell me when you got close so i could get off... but then instead you just grab my hips and force me all the way down on your cock so you can cum deep inside me... how awful that would be

[mirrorsnoreflections]

[zexxou]

[metamorphesque]

Han Kang | The Vegetarian | tr. Deborah Smith