Sometimes I feel like Jason just needs his own dog. Like Dogmeat (no joke, that is the name) from Fallout 4 who is indestructible, loves you unconditionally, and can occasionally find you ammo.
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Peter Solarz
Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Product Placement

Origami Around

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we're not kids anymore.
AnasAbdin
occasionally subtle
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will byers stan first human second
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Sometimes I feel like Jason just needs his own dog. Like Dogmeat (no joke, that is the name) from Fallout 4 who is indestructible, loves you unconditionally, and can occasionally find you ammo.
ItaSaku art by Goose, reposted with permission in honour of MultiSaku Month Day 13.
木漏れ日
“komorebi- sunlight filtering through trees” Commission for pantherite on tumblr!
ItaSaku comic by Goose, reposted with permission.
Gloss of his caption from Weibo: …I can’t sketch anymore, if I keep sketching I’m gonna forget how to draw… take a look if you like but don’t be serious…
later tonight i’ll be posting a commission for @vesperlionheart but until then i wanted to torment you guys (probably because vesper loves to torment me w/ sad deaths •̩̩̩́ ˑ̫ •̩̩̩̀ ).
this is the first of many scenes in obelisk to break my heart! and i guessss this is a spoiler but the fic came out like 3 years ago, tho i’m tagging it just in case
was thinking about an AU where obito & madara are found post-final battle relatively powerless but alive, and team 7 decides they should be rehabilitated. and who better to get stuck with that job than sakura “only living person who can deal with uchiha bullshit” haruno.
mostly i just like the idea of domestic fluff of them?? powerless & bored madara being a busybody, obito helping sakura around the house/trying to get madara to stop picking on her, and sakura having no idea how to live with two grown ass men who have nothing better to do than bug her.
There is some fic like this! Jaylene on Archive of Our Own’s got a few in a roommate au. But there definitely needs to be more!
yes!! jaylene is a friend & wrote it inspired by my art bc she’s amazing ;v; she’s @thefreckledone on here
link to the fic is here! i reread it recently _(┐「ε:)_
mega random but felt like one of my fave crackships today
“I love the scent of his sweat when he comes deep in the night. I love his hard and rough body, so different to mine. I love the way he bites me, chokes me, takes me, pulls my hair. His deep voice when he groans my name. He doesn’t ask, he doesn’t care. Doesn’t care I think about another man when we’re together. Doesn’t care I cry out another name when he touches me. But he promised, to end my pain one day and let my heart rest forever.”
Naruto Fic List
Alright so this is for that anon that asked me to make a compilation list of all the Naruto fanfics/tropes I mentioned in my most popular Naruto post yet. (read here)
So let’s sit back, relax, make a playlist of songs like Never Had a Dream Come True and Every Time We Touch and the It’s a Lot Like Romeo and Juliet songand head back to the years 2007 because we have some nostalgic fic reads to go through. I couldn’t find all the ones I talked about/remembered reading over the years but god damn did the ones that did turn up yield a great harvest.
The “Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten overhear their male teammates talking shit about them and decide to run away” fanfics
Sakura is the only one who dips
Like Moths to Light
The ones where they come back after a training period, sometimes with kids
Prove Them Wrong (”yo we got pregnant at the same time somehow after sleeping with Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Neji respectively and our kids all look exactly like y’all but somehow none of you can tell these are your kids”)
Family
The “Oh Shit Sasuke back in the village” fanfics
Sasuke and Karin or some random OC girl named Saki or some shit turn everyone against Sakura for some way, some how
Fragile Cherry Blossom
The girls tired of their subsequent love interests and try some new love interests
Three Months (50 chapters of character development)
So What if You Catch Me? (Naruto and Hinata wanna date but Neji and Sakura have to chaperone because…. Hiashi but they actually find they enjoy each other’s company)
Between the Two (Sakura gotta nurse Neji back to health and they start feelin each other but oh shit sound effect, Sasuke decides to pop back in whatever shall Sakura dooooo??)
The “Girls are being bullied + High School in general fics” fanfics
Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten are all being bullied together
Another High School Fic
General high school
Getting Into the Game (remember that Amanda Bynes movie she’s the man? Imagine that but it’s an all boy’s school and Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten are all Amanda Bynes)
The Assignment (another one of those assignments that conveniently partners up everyone via ship fics)
Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten are skater girls that also happen to be rock stars
Rich Boys and Skater Girls
[Note: Just as the prophecy foretold, for some reason the girls just all live together. Like, in some house/apartment together with it being just them, no explanation as to how they pay rent, who has jobs, if they have a guardian that’s paying rent for their apartment. They all just inexplicably live together]
Get in loser, we’re going camping
The ‘Great’ Outdoors
No Ordinary Summer
Sakura + Akatsuki High School Edition
Belonging (Sakura becomes the high school version of an RA for the also in high school Akatsuki who adore her a lot because Sakura and she’s very attentive and Naruto and Sasuke are both like her protective childhood friends + brothers and it’s mostly split between DeiSaku and ItaSaku)
Fancy Footwork (Sakura’s kind of a loser but is a good dancer and dances with the Akatsuki and finds them good friends. I think this is another ItaSaku with DeiSaku??? It’s been a minute)
Literally just Sakura with a dash of Naruto or Sasuke being dared to make Sakura fall in love with them
Make Believe (NaruSaku edition)
Sakura just being bullied for no fuckin reason
Assassin by Night & Nerd by Day (SasuSaku and it’s exactly what it sounds like. Sakura is legit an assassin by night and a nerdy high schooler by day who gets picked on and shit all because she wears some thick ass glasses and doesn’t do her hair properly and everyone think she ugly and deserves to be picked on except Hinata. She also has a familial relationship with Sai and Shikamaru)
Song of a Cherry Blossom (Sakura an undercover night club singer and gets picked on by day and somehow no one recognizes it’s her and Sasuke’s in love with her nighttime persona)
Pen Pals (technically this can go under Akatsuki edition high school fics but… basically Sakura gets bullied in this for some random bs and has a blog where she vents shit and the people who constantly comment on her blog is the Akatsuki)
The “Sakura the also hated jinchuuriki” fanfics
Immortelle (this also has that slice of Sai being introduced pre-shippuden fic trope that i mentioned in my og Naruto fanfics trope list but no lie this was quite the fun read)
Immortelle: Rescue the Snow Princess (a side story of the above fic that takes place during the first Naruto movie ever)
Sakura, the Wolf Demon (remember those 10 tailed bijuu fics i talked about???)
The “Sakura + Akatsuki” fanfics
Sakura being kidnapped to be their medic nin
Akatsuki’s New Medic
Addiction
In for the Kill
Sakura being assigned to heal and interrogated Akatsuki member that she inevitably falls in love with aka Love After Lock Up Ninja Edition
The Existence of Pain (SakuPein. this pre!Nagato/Yahiko reveal so the Pein we get is the orange haired Yahiko version)
On the Run (sequel of The Existence of Pein where they are on the run)
Consequences (DeiSaku in Suna edition)
The Infinite Perfection of Being (SasoSaku edition that is honestly really good and i am feeling some type of way that it is forever discontinued and technically in this one Sasori is also on a probation of some kind and Sakura is staying in Suna to help get Gaara back to health)
The Cherry Blossom and the Immortal (Sakura and Hidan of all choices but technically Hidan also gets on probation and joins Konoha or some shit, I think)
Oh damn Sakura’s going undercover in the Akatsuki
Vertigo (on the highest of keys this one was really fuckin’ good no lie and still holds up. DeiSaku)
Sakura just straight up joins the Akatsuki (which usually overlaps with the Sasuke and Bae make everyone betray Sakura fics)
Perfect Enemy (this one was fucking wild because Sakura go from dating Sasuke to dating Neji who cheats on her by making out with Tenten so she becomes a rogue nin and somehow join the Akatsuki and it turns out she this reincarnation and they straight up take scenes from Teen Titans on Cartoon network involving Terra and Beast Boy being Deidara in all this)
Connections Part 1: Mornings
Sakura and the Akatsuki Holidays (idk what is even going on in this one other than the fact it perfectly exemplifies what i meant when i said these Akatsuki and Sakura fics are usually 1) pretty realistic to the characters from we saw in the show or 2) the Akatsuki are literal living shitposts. Also she’s dating Pein in this)
Sakura traveling with an Akatsuki Member
Somewhere I Have Never Traveled, Gladly Beyond (this too also still holds up)
Stick With Me (DeiSaku again)
Lost Year (SasoSaku where Sakura goes back in time to stop Sasori from joining the Akatsuki in the first place that was honestly a fun read)
Sakura was raised by the Akatsuki
Little Flower (in this one she technically ain’t really being raised by them but they have essentially adopted her in this. ish.)
The Akatsuki’s Secret (is that they have killed scours of people but they find an orphaned baby with pink hair and they like ‘yo we should adopt her’)
Akatsuki’s Hime (Konan: y’all hear me out…. we should adopt a kid. i’m glad you all agree because i’ve already named her and i refuse to take her back where i found her)
The obscure Sakura x Tobi/Obito fanfics pre!Obito being Tobi reveal
In Love with a Boy I Never Knew
Pretty Flower
The Orange and Black Mask
Orange
Bandages
Mask, Uhn
The “Sakura goes back in time to the Minato time period to change the future because everyone dies and she has some complicated I wanna be with Minato but I can’t thing going on” fanfics
Past and Future
Cherry Blossom Flash
Kunoichi’s Burden: Village First (honestly out of the three of them this one is 1) completed and 2) actually pretty good since in this one Sakura does have knowledge of who Minato and Kushina are and is in a lot of turmoil as to how her entering this time period Butterfly Effected everything and her personal biggest goal is making sure Naruto exists and stuff and it’s a pretty interesting character study that still holds up)
The “We bout to add some Canon Divergence to this piece” fanfics
Tayuya here and here to stay
The Melody of a Fox (NaruTayu romp where Naruto also randomly accidentally seduces Ino)
Naruto was taken in by Orochimaru
Blurred Sound (this one interesting cause its NaruSasu but Naruto is his sexy jutsu version so fem Naruto)
Temari gets betrothed to a Konoha ninja as an apology after Suna sided with Orochimaru in attacking Konoha
Betrothal (NaruTema edition)
The NaruKarin Rise before canon-relatedness killed the shippers high
Her Fetish (Karin has a thing for chakra the end)
Flames & Whirlpools (Naruto saved Karin instead of Sasuke during the chunin exams)
The “Sai trying to learn emotions that are a surprisingly good amount of SaiSaku” Fanfics
The Color Pink (Sai and Sakura do the devil’s tangle one night and she gets pregnant the movie)
Study of the Heart
The Man of a Thousand Insults
Qualities
Euphemisms
The “Future” Fanfics
The Good Wife (Ino wakes up in the future one day where she is married to Naruto and they have kids)
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura (aka the let’s explore every Sakura pairing of who she could one day marry fic)
Honorable Additions
The “Xover “ Fics
Pathway (Pokemon meet Naruto but it’s actually good and a realistic portrayal of what it would be like being in the world of Pokemon and growing up with them as an integral part of your life. Also Team Rocket is basically the Akatsuki)
Naruto and the Guardians (so remember that show/comics series W.I.T.C.H (btw the show was fun and had an epic theme song but the comics and books were waaaaay better)? well someone made a couple of xovers between them and from what I remember the pairings were Naruto x Hay Lin, Sasuke x Will, Rock Lee x Taranee, Shikamaru x Irma (who turns out to be a long lost sand sibling somehow), Neji x Cornelia, and Kiba x Elyon)
Love Never Dies (the sequel of Naruto and the Guardians… Fire Water Earth and Air GUARDIANS UNITE)
To get through the quarantine here’s a super long list of Hobbit/LOTR fics
Let me know if links aren’t working and feel free to add more
Please read the tags before reading some have sensitive content/are unfinished
Kili/Tauriel Centric
Stolen Heir
Who is Kili’s father? He doesn’t know. Thorin doesn’t know. Dis knows. She’s not telling. What happens when he finds out that she left and didn’t tell him she was carrying his son? Alternative Ending to BOFA. Family drama!
Paths in Starlight
Kili has never set foot in the magical land he was born in, but the search for a fallen star leads him beyond the Wall and into world of Arda. The star he finds is not what he’d thought she’d be, and Kili is pulled into an adventure that takes him over hill and through the air, joins a crew of Sky Pirates to help them aid their King, and finds out the truth about his family.
Take a Bow
Tauriel has been a prisoner in Erebor since returning a gravely-wounded Kili after the battle. Now finally she is permitted to stand before the Dwarven court and tell her truth; to save her life, to show why she wants to stay.
King Under the Mountain
Or the one where Kili survives the Battle of Fives armies but has to learn to live without his brother and uncle and to accept the throne.
All Those Who Wander
Kíli goes on a simple diplomatic trip to all the elf kingdoms. Of course, because Kíli’s involved, it quickly becomes anything but simple.
Dare You to Move
Each year since their victorious alliance, the respective Kings and Councilmen of Erebor, Dale, and The Woodland Realm gathered together in one of their great cities for the duration of five days. During this time they would spend the daylight hours debating and discussing the maintenance of their alliance, and then by night the people gathered together to celebrate. In the midst of the complex political negotiations, Prince Fili learns what it means to be a great King from the one person who just might be his Queen, while Kíli and Tauriel struggle to keep their illicit relationship hidden from those who would keep them apart.
Think of all the Places We Could Go
Kili woke, panting, to have his mother fuss over him and his brother sit and sharpen his swords on the chair adjacent to his bed. “Are we dead?” were the first words out of his mouth, prompting his brother to laugh and his mother to look at him strangely.
Silver Starlight, Burning Bright
Once upon a time, there was a hidden kingdom in the woods. There are not many stories of this hidden kingdom, as they were a secret and private people. There is one story, however, about a prisoner and jailer.
Erebor Restored
The Lonely Mountain is reclaimed. Thorin, Fíli, and Kíli recover from their wounds while Dáin makes himself at home.
Land of What Might Have Been
Five years after the Battle of the Five Armies, Fili sits on the throne as he struggles to help his family and his people. Kili is lost without his love, the elf maid Tauriel who was injured before the battle and disappeared. What becomes of a dwarf who has lost the love of his life?
Flowers Among the Fallen Leaves
Bilbo Baggins returned home in mourning after the Battle of the Five Armies. All of Middle-Earth knew that Thorin and his nephews had fallen in the battle. It seemed that all that was left to him was a quiet, lonely existence in his empty smial. Then fate in the form of a pregnant Silvan Elf came knocking at his door one night. Bilbo Baggins, it seemed, had never been meant for the quiet life.
A Frank Conversation (Is Easier Said)
He always loved making Tauriel laugh. For all the time Kili spent trying to understand the woman before him, he had come to cherish the moments of simplicity. There was nothing complicated about a laugh. Smiles were trickier, but laughter—that required no translation.
Waiting
Kili hasn’t kissed her yet, and Tauriel doesn’t know why.
Love is Never Wrong (Together We’ll Make it Right)
With a little help from a nosey wizard, things might just work out for a prince of Erebor and a Captain of the Mirkwood guard.
Beneath the Stars
After the Battle of Five Armies and the Slaying of Smaug, King Thranduil held a feast in honor—grudging honor, but honor nonetheless—for the King Under the Mountain. Tauriel had mixed feelings about this feast because it meant that Kili would be in attendance. There was a part of Tauriel that wondered if the connection they had formed was indeed some dream.
The Lesson of the Moth
The battle is over. Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain, is dead. His nephews still live, even if the life of one hangs in the balance. Tauriel too has survived, although what that means for her, she is not altogether sure. Choices are made, and promises are kept, though not without hardship. Sometimes the best course is to forge your own path, even if it takes you far from all you know.
Together Forever
Alternate ending to BOTFA. Kili and Tauriel are able to slay Bolg, but the battle leaves her badly injured. Further complication arise when King Thranduil blames the two for the death of his son and Kili is willing to lay down his own life to ensure her survival.
The Line of Durin
How do you build a new life when you’re supposed to be dead? Three new royal tombs in Erebor, but two are empty. Kili, Fili, Bofur and Tauriel are on the move. Now what?
Starlight and Firemoon-Part 1
They walked in starlight, under a firemoon.
The Five Wives of Kili Durinson
The bride thought he understood. The groom thought he did too. Cultural misunderstandings abound. Now what?
So Comes Snow After Fire
In the weeks since the battle, Kili has kept his meetings with Tauriel secret. Yet when a fierce snowstorm looms, he would rather dare Thorin’s displeasure than leave the exiled elf unsheltered on the mountainside. Once Tauriel enters Erebor, of course, it is only a matter of time before her feelings for the dwarven prince are discovered. And despite Kili’s hope that there is a place in his life for all those he loves, he may soon have to decide whether his loyalties lie with his kindred or an elf.
Innikh Dê
In the aftermath of the Battle of the Five Armies, is there anyplace that will shelter an exhausted prince of Durin and an exiled Woodland Elf? Perhaps Lord Elrond’s magical city of Imladris will offer Kili and Tauriel a haven as they prepare to have their first child. Or does the promise Kili made to his mother to return to her take precedence? In either case, Kili and Tauriel know the path won’t be easy, but neither of them expected that so many Elves, Dwarves, Orcs, and Wargs, much less a wizard and a hobbit, would be on that path with them!
The Heir Apparent
Tauriel saves Kili’s life during the Battle of the Five Armies and alters the course of history, forever.
Elf-Friends
After the Battle of Five Armies, Fíli is stuck running Erebor while his brother and uncle recover. However, things are somewhat mixed up with the arrival of Tauriel, banished from Mirkwood and carrying a secret. If Thorin can forgive Bilbo, though, surely he can be convinced to accept an elf?
In the Moonlight
Tauriel and Erebor
The Poison in Your Veins
She is guardian to a besieged and rotting dynasty, duty-bound and well served by her predator’s instincts. He is one of Durin’s Folk, hunters of renown until calamity destroyed much of the bloodline and cast the survivors from their home. Their descendents roam the land, carrying on the fight as best they can while hiding the secret that once made their kind so formidable.
A Promise Kept
He made a promise, and she returned it. But in trying to save Kíli’s life, she caused his death. Or so Tauriel thinks until she returns to Erebor to throw herself on the mercy of her unborn child’s only kin and discovers that sometimes love outlasts death. But can it remain unchanged by the harsh realities of life?
Spring After Winter and Sun on the Leaves
After their wedding, Tauriel and Kíli will share their most exciting adventure yet: raising a child. But blissfully happy as they are, becoming the parents of the world’s first dwelf isn’t easy. No one is certain a half-blood child is even possible, but prejudiced dwarves don’t want to let Kíli live to find out. As even darker forces take an interest in Kíli’s unusual heir, others are put danger, including Fíli and his bride, Sif. All Kíli and Tauriel want is to start a family, but they may end up having to save Erebor, too.
Bilbo/Thorin Centric
Finding Purchase
“What are you doing in here?” Thorin gestured around the audience-chamber as he approached, his half-smile obvious even at a distance. “I mean, my throne is yours if you want it, ghivashelê, you know that, but in the middle of the night?”
The Seven Gifts
Thorin had his crown off. This wasn’t an uncommon sight to Bilbo. Even though Fili had crafted his uncle a new crown, the weight of it still made him wary. Bilbo was not as used to seeing the dwarf’s hair gathered together in a braid that spilled over his shoulder. Or the spectacles perched on his regal nose. He would deny the ache of his heart in that moment.
Sansûkh
The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors. The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin’s line with bright red hair.
Battle of the Mind and the Heart
Thorin, Kili and Fili, and the others survived TBOTFA but Bilbo does not know this thinking Thorin died in his arms …and now as the dwarves make the trek back to the shire to show their burglar that they are okay, the other hobbits of the shire have to deal with a rapidly mentally deteriorating Bilbo and the dwarves will not like what they bear witness to when they get there
Marriage of Necessity
In a desperate attempt to make sure someone he trusts rules over Erebor, Thorin marries Bilbo on what will probably be his deathbed, as well as that of his heirs. When all three Durins survive, Thorin’s marriage to Bilbo comes under scrutiny. Not everyone is happy with it.
Reclaiming Erebor…Again
Bilbo is sailing to the Undying Lands but wary of letting go of the guilt that has been with him for many decade. His most sincerest wish is to go back and change what was done. Before reaching the lands of peace and healing, he dies aboard the ship and finds that his wish is being granted but not because he is the one to wish it. He finds that not only is he going to be sent back to his younger body, but so is the entire Company of Thorin Oakenshield. Time is a fickle thing and not all the members have their memories returned to them at the same time. The journey on becomes interesting as the dwarves slowly remember and fight for themselves and their kin, yet for some reason they are not the only ones to remember.
Hiding Myself
Bella Baggins is a perfectly normal, respectable Hobbit living alone in Hobbiton. That is, until Gandalf the Gray arrives at her house looking for someone to share in an adventure. When thirteen dwarves show up at her doorstep, she stupidly agrees to go with them to reclaim their homeland. Thorin Oakenshield, the moody and brooding Dwarven king, has managed to capture the unwanted affections of the Company’s burglar. But one thing nobody knows is that their burglar is hiding a secret from them all that may destroy everything or change the way dwarves think for a very long time.
To Love a King
““I never assumed that I could – that he could -,” Bilbo tried feebly. Dain leaned in close enough for Bilbo to feel his hot breath over his face. “He could never have cared for you. Was he not clear enough when he threatened to cast you to your death?” Bilbo pinched his face up in pain and clenched his hands into fists. Dain smiled triumphantly.
Buried Coals
After the Reclaiming of Erebor, life was supposed to settle down. Things were supposed to be simpler once there weren’t people trying to kill them and things trying to eat them and so on and so forth. Things didn’t get any simpler, but after the whole Tauriel incident, and after Dain got the snot beat out of him, things seemed to settle a bit. Billa should have known it wouldn’t last.
At Last
Thorin Oakenshield has spent twenty long years alone with his broken heart, he has spent twenty long years learning to live with what he has done and what he caused, and he has spent twenty long years thinking that Bilbo hated him. But miscommunications can cause the worst heartaches of all, he finds, as Bilbo has spent twenty long years thinking that he’s dead.
Alive
Bilbo fled Erebor before his friends could be buried, before he had to see Thorin encased in stone. He returns to the Shire and settles into a life of unsociability and some amount of loneliness, but finds comfort in the figures of the children of Hobbiton. After twenty years, however, his luck is gone, and Bilbo has to flee the Shire with Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, and with four very young Hobbits, there is only one place he can turn to.
This is a Love I Cannot Undo (Eyes Open, I Burn in Hell)
In which Kili, Fili, and Thorin survive the Battle of the Five Armies and have to deal with the fallout.
Fiercer Than Fire
The Quest of Erebor as it might have been. Billa Baggins is not your average burglar- or, perhaps, a burglar at all. That remains to be seen. Thorin resents this little female’s habit of gaining a foothold wherever she lands. Even in his heart.
A Flower Among Gems
The Fell Winter destroyed Billanna (also known as Billa) Baggin’s small hobbit family, as her parents were murdered and she kidnapped by orcs. However, she is saved by a familiar group of dwarves which, after deliberation (and Thorin’s younger sister giving him grief) Billa joins the family of Durin. As the years pass, relationships are brought into light, and with quests thrown in, it seems a quiet life is a little hard to find for a hobbit among dwarves.
Think Before You Speak
The three fools of Durin’s Line try to court their Ones. Things get crazy, hectic, emotional, and brains continuously shut off at the worst times.
Words Unanswered
The most terrible thing you can do to a writer, Bilbo is sure, is answer words with silence.
Together Once More
Thinking himself banished, Bilbo leaves Erebor before he and Thorin can reconcile. Meanwhile, the entire company thinks that Bilbo died in bofta. 20 years later, Bilbo, now the guardian of Frodo Baggins, is asked by Gandalf to travel to rivendell to discuss a growing evil that is encompassing Middle Earth. However, the two hobbits mysteriously vanish, and never make it to rivendell as they were supposed to. And somehow, to make matters even more confusing, Gandalf comes to the realization that Bilbo Baggin’s has the One Ring.
Hurricanes in Hertford, Hereford, and Hampshire
Bilbo was banished. That’s it, the end. She wants nothing more to do with dwarves. Now all she needs to do is get back home, but there may be some complications along the way.
Eastern Homecomings
After an unprecedented Goblin attack on the Shire, Bilbo finds himself whisked back to Erebor with his son he never wanted Thorin to know about.
A Most Sensible Idea
Bilbo Baggins isn’t sure about this. Not one bit. Frodo is definitely too young to enter into an arranged marriage with a dwarven king called Thorin Oakenshield. It’s a good thing that Bilbo is there to chaperone him through their courtship. After all, there’s no chance that a fussy hobbit bachelor would ever catch the eye of a king.
You Got Me
The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo… has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
The Most Precious of Treasures
Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she is forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. However, her plans to remain dead to them are complicated by the most precious treasure a certain Dwarf King left her with and by a few friends who simply refuse to believe that she had truly gone from Middle-Earth. Bilbo believed that her journey was done, she had gone there and had come back, her story was finished, she had no idea that she had just walk headlong into another.
A Second Chance
The Valar send Bilbo back in time, to the day where Gandalf asks him to join in an adventure. After living a lifetime of regret and suffering, he vows to change things for the better. For Thorin. For Frodo. But will he succeed?
Retelling the Hobbit
This is a comic adaptation/retelling of the Hobbit! It’s framed as a bedtime story that Bilbo is telling a younger Frodo.
A Passion for Mushrooms
There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.
Something Blue
Thorin marries Bilbo after the Battle of Five Armies, a marriage of convenience, not love. Slowly, they must come to make the best of it, Bilbo resolves. After all, he’s a Hobbit. They make the best of things.
Azhâr
Following the aftermath of the Battle of the Five Armies where Thorin must fight with his own guilt and mind over his choices and what they mean and meant, where he must decide whether or not to rule, and how to live with himself after dying. Focusing on many different characters and relationships, as well as building on the lore of Erebor and Middle Earth. A story about coming home.
An Expected Journey
For years Bilbo has written about his adventures and told stories about his dealings with dwarves and dragons. To most it seemed like fanciful nonsense but to Bilbo it was all very real. A weight followed him home from his travels, one called regret. Now in his final moments Bilbo has a choice to make – go quietly into death’s embrace or go back again and face all the fear and pain for the chance to make things right?
Lay Down Your Sweet and Weary Head
Thorin dies. Thorin wakes up. He is understandably confused by this, especially since he appears to be in the Erebor he knew as a young dwarf, about to be attacked by a dragon.
Call You Home
In which the Company are entirely too nosy about matters that are supposed to be a secret, and Bilbo learns that being concerned about propriety is overrated when you could be making friends instead.
Courting Habits of the Line of Durin
Hobbits didn’t have such things as courting rituals – they were uncomplicated folk. They announced their affections with flowers or a cooked meal, a shared pipe or simply a kiss – and then there were meetings with both families and a date set for the wedding. Dwarves, as he kept discovering, were a completely different kettle of fish.
The Road Delivered Us Home
In the years since Bilbo left Erebor, he has lost his respectability, gained a nephew, and gotten on with life at Bag End. He’d left aside adventure for the comforts and peace of his little Hobbit hole, and for the love of a child who needed him. Though perhaps, adventures can yet find him.
Intertwine
“To let someone else braid you is an intimacy. Brothers often do it for one another, or parents in our youth, or lovers when we are of age. I have none of these.” Thorin pulled a silver bead from the pouch and rolled it between his fingers, and his gaze on Bilbo held weight
Fix That Which Was Broken
When Mahal himself offers to send Thorin back to the start of the quest to save the line of Durin, he is determined to make amends for all of the mistakes he made the first time around. When Bilbo wakes up in Bag End eighty years in the past, all he knows is that he has somehow been given the chance to see his beloved dwarves again and he’ll be damned if he doesn’t take it.
Tears of the Sun
Based on a prompt where Frodo is Thorin and Bilbo’s son and no one knows.
Reading in Autumn Sunlight
Summer was over. The lingering warmth from those long, languorous days were steadily replaced with opaline skies and bracing winds which brought with them the threat of the first frosts of winter to Erebor.
Portrait
Three years to the day following the beginning of the Quest for Erebor, Bilbo was asked to pose for an official portrait.
The World Spins Madly On
The end of the journey to retake Erebor is harrowing. As Bilbo Baggins surveys the wreckage of what was once a group of the best friends he ever had, he wonders if it was all worth it. And then he wakes up. And wakes up. And wakes up.
How Shall This Day End?
Thorin Oakenshield dies. And then returns to himself in Erebor, staring down at a gold-covered floor. He doesn’t quite understand what is happening at first, but soon realizes he has been granted an incredible chance (and a terrible burden): to relive the battle again until he finally gets things right.
Though the Stars Walk Backward
Bilbo wakes, always in Erebor, with dark shadows to one side and the first light of a terrible dawn to the other.
Many Paths
Bilbo wakes up in Dale. With the memory of a battle won but lives lost, he finds an army of Men and Elves readying to attack Erebor. Bilbo tries to save his dwarves. Again and again.
Nothing Gold Can Stay
Bilbo Baggins led a rather peaceful life, thank you very much, until an old acquaintance decided to turn it upside down, and he found himself agreeing to take a job that’s… let’s say not exactly up his alley, and might eventually cost him a little more than his treasured cozy lifestyle. Who would have thought tutoring a slightly menacing monarch’s more than slightly overbearing nephew could prove to be such an adventure?
Courtship Works Best When Both Parties Are Aware of It
The halls of Erebor flourished under the reign of Thorin Oakenshield. His coronation was a welcoming ceremony to celebrate the final wave of refugees returning to the Lonely Mountain. Bilbo, the hobbit under the mountain, is concerned with the amount of time the weary King under the Mountain is spending with a simple hobbit. Thorin is worried Bilbo is spurning his courtship. Suddenly all the dwarves are concerned for Bilbo’s happiness in Erebor. These two idiots need to learn to communicate.
Run! Glorfindel Saw Us!
Bilbo Baggins was raised by elves in Rivendell. Thorin is not impressed. At all
The Rampart
When Thorin realized what Bilbo had done, realized that the hobbit had traded his Arkenstone, he saw fire. And Bilbo, being so incredibly small, was easy enough to throw from the Rampart. The company leaves Erebor, seemingly forever. 10 years after Thorin ‘killed’ Bilbo, he breaks from his dragon sickness, sick at what he’s done. He runs to the Shire, hell-bent on paying his respects to his burglar, ashamed at killing him over a stone. But what will Thorin find in Hobbiton?
An Unexpected Addition
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn’t quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company.
Heartbeat of the Mountain
Bilbo adjusts to caring for a nephew and realizes that the Shire holds no future for him anymore. It is time to return to the mountain. With Frodo in tow, he sets off to find out if Thorin regrets his decisions and to discover if the mountain can handle not one, not two, but three troublemakers.
The Took’s Arrangement
Shortly after Bilbo Baggins comes of age, he is swept up into a life he never expected. Upon the promise made between his grandfather and the dwarrow of Ered Luin, he sets off to marry the crown prince of Erebor, Thorin. Arranged marriages are not ideal, but he is a Baggins, and Bagginses keep promises, while his adventurous Took blood sends him running down the road to Erebor.
Beware the Nice Ones
Five years after becoming Consort Under the Mountain, Bilbo is struggling to prove his worth to Thorin’s most xenophobic subjects and foreign kinsmen. However, when visiting nobles mistake Bilbo and Frodo for common servants, Thorin is not pleased and Bilbo has had enough. Political intrigue, cultural misunderstandings, and a trial of honor ensue…
The Greatest Treasure in Erebor
It takes roughly two months of being taken on a different walking tour of The Splendors of Erebor every single day for Bilbo to work out that Thorin and Company are trying to convince him not to leave.
Our Lives to Make
Bilbo must venture the long road back to the Shire to see his newborn nephew, leaving Thorin to rule over Erebor. But when word reaches him mid-travel that Frodo has been orphaned, he knows he cannot go back to the Lonely Mountain alone. What will Thorin say when Bilbo returns with his nephew in tow, when he’s lost his own kin so recently?
An Unexpected Son
Bilbo left Erebor with a treasure more precious then gold or rings. What happens when the dwarves discover Frodo? Will Thorin bend enough to admit he was wrong to force Bilbo to leave?
Gimli/Legolas Centric
Comes Around Again
Gimli closes his eyes, an old Dwarf on the brink of death in the home he had built with his husband in the Undying Lands, and opens them again as a young Dwarf in his childhood home in Ered Luin. He’s returned to the tumultuous week before The Company set out to recruit their Burglar from his cosy hobbit hole. Gimli, once again a impetuous teen in the eyes of his family, must get into that Company–the lives of his loved ones, and the very fate of Middle Earth–depends on it.
Heart of the Mountain
For three hundred years they’ve been under attack. It’s become background noise now but Gimli can’t help but wonder why. Why in Mahal’s name are the elves still attacking them after all this time? Surely they have something better to do?
Hearts Will As Hearts Must
The Dwarves are returning to Erebor reclaimed, and the elves uphold their promise to safeguard the caravans as they pass through Mirkwood. One particular Dwarf has wit and spark enough to match Legolas Greenleaf - perhaps even outmatch him. It’s hate at first sight.
Cultural Differences: If Thou Kiss Not Me
Legolas and Gimli fall for each other, hard. But culture shock causes some problems when Gimli realizes that Dwarves and Elves don’t share certain customs.
Forged in Frame
A very contrived take on the Professor!Gimli and Influencer!Legolas AU, in which they’re still somewhat reluctantly trying to save the planet because Aragorn asked them to.
Secrets of the Lonely Mountain
Legolas is sent to Erebor after the War of the Ring, where he’s given the chance to meet up with Gimli again.
MISC
New Strings
Maglor is rescued, now to fit him into life in Imladris.
Forget Me Not
It’s a marriage of convenience, a way to forever strengthen the bond between the Dwarves of Erebor and the people of Dale. Or so Sigrid tells herself.
Too Much Truth
Legolas accompanies Tilda to Erebor to visit her sister. It is his father’s wish that he does so. Legolas does not understand the new world he finds there.
Work for Idle Hands
King Bard carries so many worries, especially now his council want his eldest daughter Sigrid betrothed in a way to best benefit Dale. Sigrid carries her own worries and is determined to cut back her Da’s. There’s a trade agreement between Erebor and Dale; Sigrid and Fili begin using it.
My Lady Dis
On her way to Erebor following the deaths of her family, Princess Dís receives some unexpected news from King Thranduil, and an offer to make Mirkwood her home. King Thranduil can’t abide Dwarves, but the more time he spends with Erebor’s last princess, the more he begins questioning his long held convictions.
And Love Repaid
It was never about owing.
Protector
It began with the Second Age. Or actually, it did not begin at all. It simply did not end. Against all odds, Maedhros and Maglor survive. For Elrond, that is a beginning of sorts.
Lessons Learned
It all begins with Maglor wanting to give the young Peredhels he and his brother captured a some sense of normalcy in their lives. He gave them over to Erestor so that they might learn simple things, how to read and write. He hardly expected to find his own relationship with the twins to develop, and Maedhros expected it even less…
Unwell
It’s not that they’re not happy that Maglor’s been brought back to the Undying Lands. It’s just that they’re a little concerned about the fact that he’s been taken into the house of someone he once kidnapped, and that no one’s seen Maglor since.
Russandol
The attack on Sirion
After Sirion
After the Third Kinslaying, two pairs of brothers struggle to repair their broken families.
Songbird
Caught up in his grief over his twin brother’s death, Elrond hears rumours of his foster-father’s whereabouts. With only Erestor as his companion, the half-elf leaves Lindon to find Maglor. But at the end of their journey they must all face the question of what to do when the elf who was never meant to return to elven settlement is actually found.
Barriers
On the way back to Amon Ereb, Maedhros and Maglor carried not a jewel, but two small boys instead.
Always There
A young Elladan and Elrohir return from playing by the sea with a strange tale that sends their father on a mad chase.
Sons of Eärendil
Elros, King of Numenor, reminisces to his absent brother. Talking through memories of the terrors of their childhood and the things that drove them apart as adults.
As Little Might Be Thought
From the Sacking of Sirion to Amon Ereb; from princes to captives to sons. The story of the unlikely bond between Elrond and Elros and Maglor and Maedhros.
Pieces of Stars
When the Oath brings disaster to Sirion, Maglor attempts to fix what he can, but a temporary arrangement becomes much more permanent than anyone had foreseen. Elrond and Elros grow up, grow together, and grow apart at the end of a world slowly decaying into myth and legend.
The Lines on My Face, the Lines on My Hands
Nearly eighty years after Celebrían left Middle Earth to seek healing, the people of Imladris have yet to quite move on. But when a simple task of 'make sure the road is clear’ ends in the Elladan and Elrohir bringing home a seriously injured and sorely missed elf, the entire household is forced to re-examine just what they are to each other, and to themselves.
The Starlit Sky
Elrond’s account of his boyhood with the Fëanorians
We Were Legends: Book I - Champion’s Dawn
In the First Age of the world, House of Elmo supports the King and Queen of Doriath in ruling their Kingdom. Princes of Doriath hold on to it as well - they found themselves in different roles to support their Kingdom, but beside their duty, they still hold deep loyalty and love towards each other despite grudges from the past and poorly made decisions. Will their loyalty linger through all the Ages to come?
The Burned Prince
After the sacking of Doriath, the lands once girdled by Melian were abandoned. Faerbraichon, Lord of House Brethil, went east in search of a new land for his Sindar Elves, a land far removed from the grief caused by the Silmaril Thingol had coveted. With him came his family - those who were left - and those for whom he was Lord.
Extraordinary
The first time he saw her, when he climbed out of her toilet and into her father’s home, he barely even registered her presence – he was too preoccupied with his mission and his brother’s injury, so he wrote her off simply as a perfectly ordinary human girl. But then he started observing her – and Mahal, she was the most extraordinary creature he had ever laid eyes upon.
A Favorable Arrangement
Fili and Sigrid agree to an arranged marriage, and quickly learn that mountains and lakes ally more quickly than people.
Episodes from Middle Earth
Collection of one-shots
Fear and Family (Or, the One Where Kíli Is the Sensible One)
After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo isn’t sure of his welcome in the mountain, and thus returns to the Shire as soon as he can. Somewhat to his surprise, Ori goes with him – but it turns out Ori has his own reasons for leaving Erebor behind. Well, Bilbo’s quite used to being the talk of the Shire.
Solace
The tale of Thranduil and his wife from the beginning of their journey to the downfall of their tragedy.
Seduction to Destruction
Before the awakening of the elves there was the rise of the Valaraukar. As the Valar attempt to keep and contain their Maiar from succumbing to Melkor’s might, they fail to realize that it only takes one to destroy their efforts from within. The fall of Almaren will be detailed with Mairon and his relationships with others as the central plot points. Eventual Angbang because that was why I started writing this thing in the first place.
An Unexpected Exchange
Bilbo always knew there was something off about his nephew. He didn’t fit in amongst the hobbits. And when a stranger shows up on his doorstep claiming that the boy is not his nephew at all, things get a bit… complicated.
What if Elrond Had Pushed Isildur into the Fires of Mt. Doom? Theory
The One Ring and it’s survival by the hands of Isildur gave rise to Sauron and the War of the Ring in the Lord of the Rings, but what if Elrond had pushed Isildur into the fires of Mount Doom, bringing an end to the One Ring altogether?
Tauriel: hey, I don’t like this behavior
Kili: oh okay, I’ll change it. Let’s work together to establish a boundary that works for both of us
Thorin and Bilbo on the other side of Erebor:
I miss these bitches ñqwjdkl 😭
KAKASHI SENSEI WATCH OUT !! OH MY GOD HE CANT HEAR US HE HAS AIRPODS IN
Fuck it. Next time I’ll do Madara more defined.
Narutaugust Day 2 - Sakura deserved better to throw hands with every major enemy!
Once on the set of the series “Naruto Shippuden” :DDDDD