Raising Nerds

Apparently the youngest one has 'crazy eyes'.

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

As I always suspected…. Santa IS real and he gets all those gifts from Walmart!

I see you, Kris!

[stevencrewniverse]

Diamond days are here! New episodes weekly starting December 17!

Rough drawing by Joe Johnston

Inking by Danny Haynes

Color by Charles Hilton

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Ah, traditions… Bonus Panel FowlLanguageStore.com

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

“I think an XBox is a type of video game or something? Yeah, I heard it’s a pretty good one. Yup. My friends, they all have it and they say it’s pretty fun. All of them play it. Yeah. Like ALL of them. I think there’s a game on it called ‘Fortnite’ or something like that? People really do like THAT game…..” My 7yo’s hints are the best hints. And least successful. Go play outside.

[raising-nerds]

2 y.o.: EEEWWW

Me: Yeah, eew...

2 y.o.: Snot!

Me: (looks over) That's not snot. It's seaweed.

2 y.o.: Oh. YUMMY.

Me: Yes, seaweed is yummy.

[fowllanguagecomics]

Sorry about the lack of updates this week. I’ve been busy not-impressing my kids. Bonus Panel One-stop baby shower shopping! 

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

Coming this fall to ABC Family!

[raising-nerds]

If this guy did not blow this up to a full size movie poster and put it in his house, it is a missed opportunity.

[fowllanguagecomics]

Just grateful he’s off the couch. Bonus Panel Like all my work, can be bought as a signed print.

[raising-nerds]

My five year old picked up the Dab from watching Let’s Plays. He won’t stop. Send help.

[fowllanguagecomics]

‪Overwhelmed with crap to do, but taking some time out to read my pal Clint Edwards’ new, hilarious book, I’m Sorry…Love, Your Husband‬ ‪Available for Father’s Day and on sale at amazon! ‬ 

[raising-nerds]

Faking It

5 y.o.: *bopping to Roblox*

Me: Hey, let's go hang out upstairs. It's not so hot today.

5: *shivers hard* But I'm so cold...

Me: Stop that, you're getting mommy in trouble telling people you're sick.

5: *deadeyes me and coughs*

Me: !!!

5: *falls over laughing*

[kolbisneat]

Some dueling wizard stickers I designed.

Happy Thursday!

[fowllanguagecomics]

True story: I totally forgot I posted a similar cartoon about memory last December. 😳 Bonus Panel Hoping my new notebook will help me remember things.

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

‪12yo neighbor, in horror: “Oh no, Dad!! WE’RE ALMOST OUT OF BRIE!!"‬

‪The cul-de-sac struggle is real, people.‬

[raising-nerds]

Me: Look! The SNES Classic is in stock on Amazon. I bought one.

Husband: Great idea! That's perfect for his birthday.

Me: (looks at 4 y.o.) OH MY GOD HIS BIRTHDAY

Husband: That's in two weeks.

Me: I KNEW THAT.

[fowllanguagecomics]

It’s a shameful, horrible thing. Bonus Panel

My Shirts Are COMFY!

[kolbisneat]

Another contribution to this month’s Oddballs theme over at Planet-Pulp. This ep of Looney Tunes always stuck with me and I really appreciate Daffy as a character. I think it’s his ability to quickly shift from enthusiastic to disgusted in the matter of seconds.

Prints are over here and happy Wednesday!

[raising-nerds]

Critical Mess on Steam

Critical Mess puts you in the role of a newly minted waste management employee. Your main tool is the shovel, which you'll use to gather garbage into a designated hole.

If I put a headset on my kids and just give them a shovel, it would be worth it.