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dep beforan nepeta written by tazz | side to rocknrollerskates | muckrake, adult, he/she, gossip qu33n

[shithowdy]

there are people out there whose entire job is to make sure their factory's bagel slicer perfectly divides every bagel into one brick that barely fits in the toaster and one sliver so thin it's almost transparent

[rakingmuck]

It is not you, it is me: how to gently let your cull33 know they are being reassigned

It's a meowment that happens in many culler's lives - you take in a cull33 with higher suppurrt n33ds than you expected, you are determined to be in n33d of culling yoursmellf, or they just don't get along with your purrevihiss cull33/s! it does not have to be stressful or sad, here is how to gently let your cull33 know that thy are being reassigned.

((What it says on the tin. The article is short and sweet, detailing a few methods of preparing a cullee for a move in a similar manner that someone might talk about rehoming a foster animal))

[rakingmuck]

i n33d a hot bath!! odds on danklook meowticing if i pilfur his ablation soaps?

[rakingmuck]

rpf is the only valid furm of shipping >3<

[m3wsday]

:33 < paring lists are a very delicate art! if mew did not make the cut it is because i am still pondering!

[rakingmuck]

sorry todays article is late! it was pawsted on our site on time but i had a disagr33ment with my editor and did not want to pawst the link until we figured it out ^w^

[rakingmuck]

Shooshpapping and You: the Place of Conciliatory Affection in the Culler-Cull33 Relationship

when is it appurropriate to pap? some cullers find the idea of engaging in concilliatory acts with their cull33s distasteful, but can it be helpful for cull33s with energetic or violent purrsonyalities?

((This article discusses shooshpapping, piling, and other typically pale/ashen acts and how some cullers are integrating them into their cullee "treatments" "platonically". The article does not discuss consent or best practices, but there is a section directed at cullers already in a pale/ashen quadrant reassuring them that contact with their cullee isn't cheating.))

[rakingmuck]

Sl33p Expurrts Weigh in: Can Co-Cuping Eliminate Night Terrors?

fact or fiction? some cullers tout co-cuping as the solution to chronic daymares in their cull33s, but is it really effective? we asked sl33p expurrts what they thought about this peculiar purractice.

((A short article which provides some advice about helping cullees get more restful sleep. None of the aforementioned experts recommend more than one troll per recuperacoon, but there are a few comments from cullers who swear by the practice.))

[sandmandaddy69]

[onceandfuturequeer]

[ID : photo of a machine embroidered hat that says "born to be a hater forced to understand where you're coming from"]

[rakingmuck]

Opinion: Should cull33 Remewals be Phased Out?

some cullers have expressed hissatisfaction with the process of remewing their cullee's culling status efurry sw33p, calling it "hissruptive" to their cull33s, espawcially those with long term care requiremeownts that will not be fit for reintegration any time soon.

((Despite being an opinion piece, the rest of the article does not present the reporter's opinion specifically. Instead, it features the words of several other cullers in regards to why or why not they think renewals should change or stay the same. There are no comments from cullees.))

[rakingmuck]

ahhhh *stretches out* there is nothing like fresh sh33ts! soooo comfy

[rakingmuck]

my secondary title should be the purrfessional big meathead wrangler!!!

[rakingmuck]

[rakingmuck]

i think a lot about truth and purrspective while i am writing. i have my OWN column under my own title but i cat say anything the compawny disagr33s with beclaws it will reflect on the compawny's ideals. i have a respawnsibility to tel the truth but there are pawlso rules about who i can talk to and where i can go to find it! i get to choose what i talk about from a list that the compawny supplies based on what readers want or what we are being paid for and when i am done i am edited and revised so i do not really know what "i" am going to be saying until it is pawblished. which photos go up is chosen by the editors too! i think efurrypawdy is doing their best to make a pawblication that is interesting and engaging without being challenging for our readers beclaws without them we go out of purrint! i love my readers like efurrypawdy else but i think sometimes i get furustrated at which purrspectives and truths i am allowed to tell ://

[data2ponge]

​iin liieu of a2kiing what ii look liike, plea2e refer two moefiied gregor 2am2a.​

[rakingmuck]

AHHH DO NOT OPEN THE CATBOY TAG THERE IS PURRN IN THERE

[fallenrockstars]

Me remembering halfway through posing hands in a drawing that I HAVE hands and can use them for reference

[rakingmuck]

efurrypawdy loves me beclaws i am so cute! ;PP blehhh