Ash

19 | they/them, it/itself | infj-t 2w3 

[weird0nerdo]

HEY EVERY      !! IT’S ME!!!

[ramaiga]

Long Time, No See

it’s been a long time since ive been here lol gotta figue out how this works

[ramaiga]

I NEED YOUR [HeartShapedObject]

[ringtail-and-wizard]

The Artistic Cycle

Step 1: Self-Discovery

Step 2: Experimentation

Step 3: Public Display

Step 4: Failure

Step 5: Insanity

[ringtail-and-wizard]

[zkaijuraptor-deactivated2020012]

Re-playing my favorite series Sly 4 cause I am too lazy to plug my ps2 to play the classic. Re-buying the hd version is pointless for me. Don’t ask. I was doing my personal challenge to draw all ancestors while beating the levels and the game. My favorite ancestor is Rioichi and Salim. I am a big fan of ninjas cause they are cool and hot, and Salim is adorable cranky old man.  

[moldy-khunt]

Ellie from The Last of Us, my all time favorite game. It means so much to me

[ramaiga]

its bn awhile sense weve seen u

well im back

[770rd]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The first time you summoned Shiva in FF X and she did Diamond Dust and with a snap of her fingers your heterosexuality was GONE and you were SHOOK and you KNEW you were gay and there was NO turning back…

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[madsciences]

we believe in you, chicken nugget

[vulgarswami-deactivated20140719]

[bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica]

This was seriously the best prank

[veliseraptor]

okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”

what are the modernists even

[seagodofmagic]

the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted

[veliseraptor]

oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and

Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.

ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little

[flatluigi]

“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line 

[fozmeadows]

No Homo: A Literary Masterpiece

[gothstielz]

no offense but ur extremely cute and u matter a lot

[ramaiga]

@ all my friends

[onlytwitterpics]

Christmas Phone Cases: x / x / x

[realitytvbitch]

*Buys xmas case because it’s November*

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

can we all pls collectively agree to make tying ur jacket around ur waist fashionably acceptable again

i don’t wanna carry my jacket anymore when i get hot

[thebootydiaries]

millennials are so stupidt,,, like,,.. get off ur ipohne,,,,g o 2 outside,,,,, take an entire shit on the e leaves of the outsides……losten to nature u stupit bicth……u disgustenign,….the real friendship is in person not online,,,….t he only emoji u need is Outside……run and tell that…,,.i miss 1436 when we Talk To Each Other and Die A Lot

[thecoffeediary-deactivated20161]

The excessive misspells are cringe-worthy 😖

[thebootydiaries]

i turned off autocorrect and turned on,,, Auto Real Life Friendship

[textposts-idk]

At least millennials can spell

[thebootydiaries]

the only spell i need is,,,.. T he Spell Of Nature’s Beaty,,,,, kms if u agree..,,

[horrendous-look]

You do realize that you’re using millennial “talk” by using “kms” and “u”, correct? And also, commas (especially so many) are not needed in the statements you’re making. By the way, autocorrect was meant for the millennials, according to your logic. Because I’m just guessing you were alive before the smart phone. Then again, all the things you use today, technology wise, is more than likely here because of the fact people don’t want to go outside but instead want to expand how we think and not how we behave. But, I’m just a millennial so what do I know?

[thebootydiaries]

my young grass hopper,,, do u realize i am Save u…..every morning i break my legs just 2 survive so don’t u dare come at me about intelligents.,… Smart Phones bu t Dumb People..,,,u care about Apple iPhone but i care about the Apple i shoved up my ass,,,, think before u speak

[saltaalyn]

You should think before you speak because you said “kms if u agree” kms, means kill myself, correct(I’m actually not sure)? Also “the Apple I shoved up my ass” why the fuck would you shove an apple up your ass? Also, get off Tumblr if you think people should go outside. Instead of typing that, why don;t you go outside and leave everybody the hell alone

[thebootydiaries]

i didnt riske my life to come on tumblr.com and be disrespected,, listen 2 me.., u put the apple in ur colon because the nature go inside u…into ur heart,smh shaking my honest. we r not the same. u think about bae fleek….i;m thinking about thos beans,,,,u like LSD screen.,, i like EYES screan,goodbye harrypotter0423

[gabberdoodles-7-blog]

How is the aple suposed 2 go to ur heart from ur butt

[thebootydiaries]

digestion boi