From Here, There And Everywhere!

[ramblesofthemisunderstood]

When you low key competitive and want to win it all but you bad at everything.

[historyandmemes]

Police: “OJ, your wife is dead.”

OJ Simpson:

[aspirationalbrand]

who’s going to recreate this scene with me irl?

[hippiesispunkz]

what tv show is this 

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of

[ramblesofthemisunderstood]

Friends can break your heart too...

[ramblesofthemisunderstood]

So according to all deo ads I have seen, all a girl wants in a man is a pair good smelling armpits.

[lunacrystals]

Everything is temporary.

3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them  (via awkwarddly)

[bodyglitter]

mom: how are your grades

me:

[ramblesofthemisunderstood]

Zayn gets us.

[ramblesofthemisunderstood]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[soniadiazflores]

Transition Words For Your Essays

Transition Signals:

Transitions are words and phrases that connect ideas and show how they are related.

To repeat and ideas just stated:

In other words,

That is,

To repeat,

Again,

To illustrate an idea:

For example,

For instance,

In particular,

To illustrate,

In this manner,

Thus,

To announce a contrast, a change in direction:

Yet,

However,

Still,

Nevertheless,

On the other hand,

In contrast,

Instead of,

On the contrary,

Conversely,

Notwithstanding,

In spite of this,

Time:

At once,

In the interim,

At length,

Immediately,

At last,

Meanwhile,

In the meantime,

Presently,

At the same time,

Shortly,

In the end,

Temporarily,

Thereafter,

To restate an idea more precisely:

To be exact,

To be specific,

To be precise,

More specifically,

More precisely,

To mark a new idea as an addition to what has been said:

Similarly,

Also,

Too,

Besides,

Furthermore,

Further,

Moreover,

In addition,

To show cause and effect:

As a result,

For this reason,

Thereafter,

Hence,

Consequently,

Accordingly,

Conclusion:

In short,

To conclude,

In brief,

On the whole,

In summary,

To sum up,

[savageapprentice]

Important

[jamblasian]

Reblogging again bc I need this at the moment

[ramblesofthemisunderstood]

Heylo pretty people!! Please send in your questions regarding life/beauty hacks! I'll be more than happy to give you as many natural solutions to your problems as I can.

[ramblesofthemisunderstood]

Banana peel

Do you want to whiten your teeth but do not want to get unnatural products from the drug store and end up looking like Ross from Friends? Well then, banana to the rescue! Take a piece of the inside of a banana peel and gently rub around on your teeth for about 2 minutes. The minerals in the peel (potassium, magnesium and manganese) absorb into your teeth and whiten them. Repeat the same procedure at night or before bedtime, to whiten teeth.

[ramblesofthemisunderstood]

Don't ask me if I'm in a bad mood, because I'm always tethering on the edge of the wall of moods.

[princefaery]

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city im a thousand miles away but i still wanna touch ur tiddy yes i do

[randomizeyourmind-blog]

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

[kokilax]

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[turningtricksbdwozhere-deactiva]

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

[yfghkjilotu-deactivated20160606]

This is perfect

[shadowstep-of-bast]

BLESS THIS PERSON

[allthingshyper]

I BOW TO THIS INTENTION

[nosuchthingasfiction-blog]

Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY  WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*

[sassy-gay-justice]

That bold bit~

[embarassed]

reblogging for the rape culture comment omFG AMEN TO YOU 

[ramblesofthemisunderstood]

I am unintentionally funny, intentionally sarcastic and genetically pissed off.

[lilta]

LILY & JAMES POTTER. WEDDING.  (J.K.Rowling  - “Harry Potter”)

Photo: Yana Gallis

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