Curiosities from an Eternally Amused Mind

[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[penandinkprincess]

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[cipheramnesia]

I don't know very much about myself but one thing I'm sure of is that I cannot be trusted to use a nail gun responsibly.

[arborealgargoyle]

FALSE! there is no “wrong” way to use a nail gun. if it puts a nail in something with a cool KA-THUNKK noise then you have won at nail guns. end of story. (sometimes screaming may follow the cool kathunk noise but that is largely irrelevant to the fact that you have already won at nail guns and should collect your prize of more nails for your awesome nail gun)

[cipheramnesia]

Two things I'm sure of are that I cannot be trusted to use a nail gun properly and neither can Tumblr user arborealgargoyle.

[headspace-hotel]

when my dad did my mamaws roof he and employee would shoot nails at the mailbox and see who could hit it (please do not do that).

[cipheramnesia]

Okay. Three things I am sure of-

[mcnutcase]

I'm just going to point out that most of the nail guns I've seen have had safety bits sticking out of the dangerous end that had to be pressed against something or the nail gun wouldn't fire.

[cipheramnesia]

I wasn't aware of nail gun safety features, but thanks to this post and the notes on it, I have learned a dozen ways people bypass the safety features on their nail guns shortly before doing something unbelievably dangerous with their nail guns.

[nireidi]

Did you know that nail guns have bigger more intense cousins?

I don’t know their official name, the shop I used one in got shut down for severe health and safety violations- but it shoots a triangle shaped nail into a picture frame to join the edges together, it’s air powered, and has zero safety guards to prevent fingers from getting joined too

[cipheramnesia]

[arborealgargoyle]

[cipheramnesia]

[kosher-martian]

The death of the "villain of the week" 22-episode television season means that we are missing out on stalwart lunch pail character actors who play one role and play it really, really well.

A few episodes into SG-1's first season, I am absolutely loving every time Don S. Davis (General Hammond) is on screen. He's playing the role he was born to play. A solid performance scene after scene.

[stargatevp]

a) why did you hide this in the tags?

b) Siler, too!

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

[allurakorra]

those moments in au fics when you finally figure out how the author is reinterpreting a specific canon event and you basically go ‘oh snap that’s brilliant’ for five minutes straight

[and-my-sword]

a princess who only has her hands to entertain herself in the night and the knight who shares a bedroom wall with her and is being tested by god

[wolftoes]

She's doing shadow puppets and the knight can't see who's making them

[and-my-sword]

tags by @wolftoes

[montaguethelorekeeper]

Do you think astronauts ever look down at the earth and see a sketchy storm cloud and feel like they should let someone know?

Astronaut: “Houston, you’ve got a problem.”

Control: “We’ve got a problem?”

Astronaut, watching King Ghidorah haul kaiju ass across the Gulf of Mexico: “Yeah you’ve got a fucking problem.”

[audiobyte-moved]

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

[timemachineyeah]

People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

[timemachineyeah]

70% of the planets surface is undrinkable uninhabitable death water that sharks love. How is that a human-centric design.

[fetus-cakes]

the earth was created for various types of crabs

[waspcup]

Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information

[waspcup]

[limerentlink]

@gofindyourselforwhatever​

[carby]

BEEP‼️

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Well? Are you going to answer it?

In the club. Straight up answering it. And by it. Hahah well. Lets justr say. My pheanits

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[nivialku7]

@official-penis-posts

[official-penis-posts]

My dick so old you dial it like a rotary phone

[shadeofazmeinya]

my favorite types of Eliot grifts in Leverage are:

1. glasses

2. the weirdest fucking guy you can imagine

[mierac]

iii) activity he has literally never done before but is fantastic at immediately with no practice

[ekjohnston]

especially if you can score on defense

[isa-ah]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

i’ve heard a lot of people talk about the EXCELLENT potential of a high intelligence/low wisdom dnd character (i.e. an brilliant academic who keeps setting their dumb ass on fire because they always store their wand in their back pocket)

but i’ve not seen any posts about the equal potential of a high wis/low int character (i.e. someone incredibly perceptive who gives deep and meaningful reassurance to their friends and then 5 minutes later asks what a can opener is)

[briarpatch-kids]

[nat-20s]

Clark Kent finally goes to get therapy but the only person who knows both of his identities AND is in any way actually qualified is Harley Quinn

[nat-20s]

They're staring each other down in some bland ass room painted a soothing blue like

Clark: ... This HAS to be some sort of conflict of interest

Harley: aww not to worry Supes I'm totally profresh

Clark: that's not actually that reassuring

[nat-20s]

Clark starting to try and open up even though that usually requires an emotional crowbar: it's just... isolating, sometimes. There's not really any one person that is in the same position as me and it's... Hard

Harley: well that's why we have emotional support networks rather than just one person! I know I'm your position it's especially hard to build that up, but you've done a rather impressive job so far. I mean, you break it down, and Lolo may be your wife, but she's not gonna know everything you go through, nor should she have to. She understands your workplace stresses, the justice league is there for hero stuff, Diana gets being powerful enough to scare people, Kara and J'onn are both in the last survivors boat, and when it comes to the complications of balancing identities, Brucie will be there. The best part of all this is that you also don't have to be everything to any one person, which is something you seem ta struggle with.

Clark: oh. You're... good at this?

Harley: I fuckin told ya I was

[spiderboi-parker]

This is accurate and needs to happen

[dc-comics-heritage-posts]

dc comics heritage post

[jadejemdoesstuff]

I had an interesting night last night

[under-the-arch]

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

[irishironclad]

Tumblr gold users rise up

[babanabread]

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have Tumblr gold